fullauto Posted October 29, 2005 Posted October 29, 2005 Here's another dead horse to think about.... If you were the Supreme Chancellor of the USA, what positions would you give GF'ers in your government... fullauto - Supreme Chancellor of All... The buck stops here... All decisions eventually are made by me (with consulting my council of course) ToriAllen - Queen, not mine... but in general... Director of City beautification, and Women's' Corrections. Outlaw2747 - Supreme Military Commander <--Five Stars! Also holds seat in my council. phreakwars - Secretary of State... In charge of all matters domestic... Top authority second only to mine in affairs of domestic non-military affairs. Also hold seat on my council. Anna Perenna - Passes out basketballs at the Detroit Ymca... Hold no seat... ever... tizz - Liberal Lobby Liaison... The go between person for me and the Uber-Liberals since I can't stand to talk to one face to face without wanting to ban grape-nuts... TheJenn88 - Minister of Foreign Relations to Canada... Handles all communications with the Canadians, well, those that don't speak French anyways... Cogito Ergo Sum - Supreme Minister of Verbal Abuse... aka... Press Secretary with a sever attitude problem! Basically tells people to go fuck them selves with elegance... skategreen - State Holiday Festivities Coordinator... You need a job, and I hate planning parties! Mohammed_Rots_In_Hell - Homeland Security Director / Propaganda Minister... Hold a lead seat on my council... snafu - Secretary of Military Training... Sees to it that these young metrosexuals learn how to be men... Seat on council Jhony5 - Redneck Liaison... I once knew how to speak southern but I forgot... I need ya man! pays good too! RoyalOrleans - White House Security.... Charged with beating the shit out of people when I point them out in a crowd... builder - Court Jester... Vortex - White House fashion Coordinator... also coordinates gay pride celebrations with skategreen If I allow them... Hugh G. Rekshun - Also White House Security.... angie - In charge of 'punch-and-pie' during Friday lunches... Komrade Vostok Hazard - We will study him to find out how to make kids grow up and not cling onto the first dogma to make them feel like they are different... ALLAH IS GREAT - My concubine... ParasiteGod - Secretary of eradicating parasites... cool_dude - Drug Czar... not that way! He just hangs and does a lot of drugs so the rest of us will be reminded as to what will happen if you do too many... tonon - Supreme Minister of Imported Condiments... Makes sure all things like Taco Bell Hot Sauce is made without Mexican Water. Silver_dragon87 - She will be the only person in the country allowed to protest... Then My security will know who to pound... Quote Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time "I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope
ImWithStupid Posted October 29, 2005 Posted October 29, 2005 fullauto, I see you have someone to take care of Homeland Security. Who is gonna take care of foreign espionage/intelligence? You know CIA type super secret spy shit. Quote
Outlaw2747 Posted October 29, 2005 Posted October 29, 2005 I'm not just in charge of the Army/Navy/Marines/Air Force. I handle intel as well. Quote "I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fb910e0baa5b4e108ffee98f66cdb3cc.gif
ALLAH IS GREAT Posted October 29, 2005 Posted October 29, 2005 I reckon I got the best job. Quote 'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it' ''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds, and make the best of my life my last moments, and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''
TheJenn88 Posted October 29, 2005 Posted October 29, 2005 I don't want to be a liason to Canadians. We don't do that much..of..anything..useful. Grow weed, pass liberal laws, have hundreds of millions of dollars go missing, knowing elect criminals...care too much about some damn wood, and we got sick cows. wtf? demands something better Quote
Ruse Posted October 29, 2005 Posted October 29, 2005 Ahh, you've gotta love putting people in their place. Haha, on Parasite's, does that mean she gets to get rid of illegals and free meal ticket-ers? The best job of all. Feel proud. Quote Invictus maneo. O imitarores, servum pecus! You make me wish I could lose half of my brains just so I can say I appreciated what you just said. "Those who want to live, let them fight, and those who do not want to fight in this world of eternal struggle do not deserve to live." - Adolf Hitler Art of War. Atlas Shrugged. Not just books; Philosophy, and ways of life.
angie Posted October 29, 2005 Posted October 29, 2005 angie - In charge of 'punch-and-pie' during Friday lunches... Only if I can spike the punch! Quote http://www.darwinawards.com/ http://www.snopes.com http://www.breakthechain.org STOP THE SPAM!! Click Me You Know You Want To
RoyalOrleans Posted October 30, 2005 Posted October 30, 2005 RoyalOrleans - White House Security.... Charged with beating the shit out of people when I point them out in a crowd... Now, we're talking. I carry an old hickory axe-handle, a napsack full of caltrops, and a bola. I'm pretty good with a bo staff, too. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted October 31, 2005 Posted October 31, 2005 Since it has to be such a complex and structured government.... KVH: Supreme overlord of motherfucking EVERYTHING Outlaw: Vice-Overlord of motherfucking EVERYTHING Phreakwars: Since he's a fence sitter who can see things in many different ways, I'll give him Chief of foreign affairs Hugh G Rection: Ex military, Don't take crap......I'll give him Secretary of defense AIG: Harem girl Snafu: Chief of Palace security SkateGreen: Court Jester Fullauto: Palace Janitor Vortex: Minister of interior......design of palace. RoyalOrleans: Chairperson of the NRA. ToriAllen: Test subject for painful chemical weapons Builder: Puppet leader of Australia. ParasiteGod: First lady? MRIH: Conservative Liason -- If I feel like listening to their crap -- that is if I let them continue to exist. Tonon: Secretary of Putting-greedy-rich-fucks-who-ruin-communities-in-their-graves TheJenn: Palace bathroom attendant CES: Minister of Propaganda. SilverDragon: Minister of chewing out bible thumping idiots -- and shooting them if nessicary Tizz: Passes out tokens in the Palace Arcade. It's about all she's good for Quote All bullshit, No Business.
ToriAllen Posted November 5, 2005 Posted November 5, 2005 ToriAllen: Test subject for painful chemical weapons Its been a while since you've been to the box hasn't it... Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
RoyalOrleans Posted November 6, 2005 Posted November 6, 2005 Based on the usernames of my fellow GF members, here's how I would place each one of the "regulars"... fullauto - Secretary of Transportation. ImWithStupid - Secretary of Education. MRIH - Director of the CIA HughGRection - First Lady Appeaser, when I'm out of town. Full time porn director/actor. snafu - Press Secretary and Enforcer smutt butt - Director of the EPA TheJenn88 - (???) Local Bartender... Outlaw - Director of the FBI phreakwars - (new cabinet post) Secretary of Plastic Surgery tonon - Color-copying Czar Anna Perenna - (???) Maid. KVH - Director of the FDA Vortex - National Weather Queen CES - Ambassador to Vatican City/Italy ToriAllen - (???) Head Cook. ParasiteGod - Department of Agriculture Head Lethalfind - Executioner skategreen - White Castle Day Manager. tizz - Crack Whore, lab monkey for Jhony5 builder - HUD Director angie - (???) Marching Band Director, I love NCAA football halftime shows. Siver_Dragon87 - (???) Brings me coffee and a danish every morning... works for ToriAllen. Jhony5 - (???) Drug Czar Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
ToriAllen Posted November 6, 2005 Posted November 6, 2005 ToriAllen - (???) Head Cook. You must be out of your mind! I hate to cook. Are you trying to torture me? Do you hate me that much? I would rather you use me as a lab rat for the chemical weapons. Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
RoyalOrleans Posted November 6, 2005 Posted November 6, 2005 You must be out of your mind! I hate to cook. Are you trying to torture me? Do you hate me that much? I would rather you use me as a lab rat for the chemical weapons. Ohh... How about a nice, shiny nickel if you just jump up and down for me all day? Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
ToriAllen Posted November 6, 2005 Posted November 6, 2005 Ohh... How about a nice, shiny nickel if you just jump up and down for me all day? Make it $50 an hour,40 hour work week with possible time and a half overtime, full medical and dental benefits for me and the kids, 401K, and a $2000 dollar a week living allowence. Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
RoyalOrleans Posted November 6, 2005 Posted November 6, 2005 Make it $50 an hour,40 hour work week with possible time and a half overtime, full medical and dental benefits for me and the kids, 401K, and a $2000 dollar a week living allowence. That's what I was going to pay you to cook, Tori. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
ToriAllen Posted November 6, 2005 Posted November 6, 2005 That's what I was going to pay you to cook, Tori. Well, I hope you like take-out or TV dinners... Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
RoyalOrleans Posted November 6, 2005 Posted November 6, 2005 Well, I hope you like take-out or TV dinners... As long as food is on the table, you won't hear me complain. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
angie Posted November 6, 2005 Posted November 6, 2005 I'll trade jobs with Tori. As long as I have an unlimited budget. Quote http://www.darwinawards.com/ http://www.snopes.com http://www.breakthechain.org STOP THE SPAM!! Click Me You Know You Want To
Outlaw2747 Posted November 7, 2005 Posted November 7, 2005 You must be out of your mind! I hate to cook. Are you trying to torture me? Do you hate me that much? I would rather you use me as a lab rat for the chemical weapons. KVH had that job lined up for you. Quote "I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fb910e0baa5b4e108ffee98f66cdb3cc.gif
RoyalOrleans Posted November 7, 2005 Posted November 7, 2005 I'll trade jobs with Tori. As long as I have an unlimited budget. Fine, you can be the cook and Tori can be the Marching Band Director. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
ToriAllen Posted November 7, 2005 Posted November 7, 2005 KVH had that job lined up for you. I know. It is sad that the little woman hating commie would care more about my happiness than RO. cry Not that I would want to be a lab rat, but anything is better than cooking and cleaning. Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
ToriAllen Posted November 7, 2005 Posted November 7, 2005 Fine, you can be the cook and Tori can be the Marching Band Director. I don't want to direct some stupid Marching Band. I hate sports. Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
angie Posted November 7, 2005 Posted November 7, 2005 Sigh Well....I can't do both!! I will glady cook. You can watch all the kiddies, how's that sound? Quote http://www.darwinawards.com/ http://www.snopes.com http://www.breakthechain.org STOP THE SPAM!! Click Me You Know You Want To
RoyalOrleans Posted November 7, 2005 Posted November 7, 2005 I don't want to direct some stupid Marching Band. I hate sports. Fine, FINE! Your job in my administration will be my own personal trainer. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
ToriAllen Posted November 7, 2005 Posted November 7, 2005 Sigh Well....I can't do both!! I will glady cook. You can watch all the kiddies, how's that sound? I can only stand kids in for short periods of time. Fine, FINE! Your job in my administration will be my own personal trainer. That would be good if I actually liked exercise. I guess I could sit on the sidelines eating my chocolate cake and drinking my nice tall glass of whole milk while telling you to run a mile on the treadmill Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
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