RoyalOrleans Posted November 7, 2005 Posted November 7, 2005 That would be good if I actually liked exercise. I guess I could sit on the sidelines eating my chocolate cake and drinking my nice tall glass of whole milk while telling you to run a mile on the treadmill Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
ToriAllen Posted November 7, 2005 Posted November 7, 2005 Dammit... Fine you can be my Personal Fashion Czar; make sure my hair looks right, breath ok, clean underwear, stray hair plucker, etc. Deal. Same benefits though, and I want someone under me that I can order around. A secretary or assistant, aka my Bitch. Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
angie Posted November 7, 2005 Posted November 7, 2005 I can only stand kids in for short periods of time. That would be good if I actually liked exercise. I guess I could sit on the sidelines eating my chocolate cake and drinking my nice tall glass of whole milk while telling you to run a mile on the treadmill Quote http://www.darwinawards.com/ http://www.snopes.com http://www.breakthechain.org STOP THE SPAM!! Click Me You Know You Want To
RoyalOrleans Posted November 7, 2005 Posted November 7, 2005 Lemon garlic broccoli and glazed carrots? Comin' right up! How about some champagne chicken breasts? Chicken breast is healthy, right? I don't care either way. As long as its hot and I can watch ESPN while I nosh. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
angie Posted November 7, 2005 Posted November 7, 2005 I just like to make the Champagne Ckn because you hafta light the cognac on fire. And there's always a bit of leftover champagne for me to drink Quote http://www.darwinawards.com/ http://www.snopes.com http://www.breakthechain.org STOP THE SPAM!! Click Me You Know You Want To
RoyalOrleans Posted November 7, 2005 Posted November 7, 2005 I just like to make the Champagne Ckn because you hafta light the bourbon on fire. And there's always a bit of leftover champagne for me to drink Fire good! Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
angie Posted November 7, 2005 Posted November 7, 2005 Fire good! Oh it's a blast. I measure out what booze I need, start cookin, turn off all the lights, and finish whatever is left while I watch it. Burn, baby burn! (And the end product is VERY tasty. Get a good buzz, have a good meal...) Quote http://www.darwinawards.com/ http://www.snopes.com http://www.breakthechain.org STOP THE SPAM!! Click Me You Know You Want To
ToriAllen Posted November 7, 2005 Posted November 7, 2005 ToriAllen Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
RoyalOrleans Posted November 11, 2005 Posted November 11, 2005 RoyalOrleans - He is my pool boy, and must wear a speedo when he cleans the pool, which he must do for at least five hours every day. Is this because I wanted you to be my administration's cook? Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
ToriAllen Posted November 14, 2005 Posted November 14, 2005 Is this because I wanted you to be my administration's cook? You're lucky you got pool boy. You could have been stable-boy, shoveling manure all day. Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
Jhony5 Posted November 14, 2005 Posted November 14, 2005 Me the court jester? I was hoping for a more prominant position like drug czar. I would be more then happy to irradicate the marijauna menace that plagues our society. Quote i am sofa king we todd did.
ToriAllen Posted November 14, 2005 Posted November 14, 2005 Me the court jester? I was hoping for a more prominant position like drug czar. I would be more then happy to irradicate the marijauna menace that plagues our society. Alright. I suppose we really only need a Jester for weekend functions and gatherings. I hope you realize that an important government job like that doesn Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
RoyalOrleans Posted November 15, 2005 Posted November 15, 2005 You're lucky you got pool boy. You could have been stable-boy, shoveling manure all day. Bullshit and horseshit, I say! Oh well... back to scooping leaves. It's really cold out here. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
ToriAllen Posted November 15, 2005 Posted November 15, 2005 Bullshit and horseshit, I say! Oh well... back to scooping leaves. It's really cold out here. You can have a break to come sit by the fire and sip hot coco. Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
RoyalOrleans Posted November 16, 2005 Posted November 16, 2005 You can have a break to come sit by the fire and sip hot coco. Got anything a little stronger? I stopped drinking hot chocolate a long, long time ago. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Lethalfind Posted November 16, 2005 Posted November 16, 2005 "RoyalOrleans - He is my pool boy, and must wear a speedo when he cleans the pool, which he must do for at least five hours every day. " posted by Tori I vote for Tori, I'm all for an administration with such good scenery... I would LOVE to see RO in a banana hamock... Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
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