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In supplement to my spam villain thread, here's something to think about. What members would make a great bad guy if they were in a movie? Or better yet, who's the bad guys here already? I know a few names who would be considered evil, sneaky, backstabbing, and cold hearted in real life. But I can also think of a few who would make superb baddies in a flick.

 

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Builder would make a great evil villian... He's always trying to subvert something... He just seems to me to be the type of guy to sell out to impress someone... Like the tortured GI that wails before the torture even starts!

 

very evil...

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Builder would make a great evil villian... He's always trying to subvert something... He just seems to me to be the type of guy to sell out to impress someone... Like the tortured GI that wails before the torture even starts!

 

very evil...

 

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aig and hamza could play suicide bombers trying to kill muslims.

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MIRH seems like the overly zealous "Good guy" that gains supreme power in the end and destroys everyone so he can administer is authority over the masses.

 

 

Could also see Anna being that badguy with a point, but who is terrible non-the less. Perhaps a scientist posessed by an Aztec god or something of the like. A good brick in the head would end her tyranic ways.

 

 

CES just seems like Loki to me, not a bad guy but just fucks things up for shit and giggles. GF best make sure not to allow him access to any Ice Giants for aid after we shackle him up. Phreak, steer clear of any enormous poisonious sea serpents. Ragnarok is gonna be a bitch. :rolleyes:

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I type fast, and only briefly go over shit. It was serpent and is now corrected. Its a reference to the Midgard Wyrm who battle against Thor (referenced to Phreak) and mortalliy wounds him in the process, even though he 'wins' the battle.

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I type fast, and only briefly go over shit. It was serpent and is now corrected. Its a reference to the Midgard Wyrm who battle against Thor (referenced to Phreak) and mortalliy wounds him in the process, even though he 'wins' the battle.

 

You'll just have to get used to my Aussie take-the-piss nature. It was obvious from the flow of your text as to what you were saying.

 

I'd not heard of Midgard Wyrm. I'll have to read up. Cheers.

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Phreak's sinister way of thought would make him the perfect villain. i could see him in a movie working for someone that is a pacifist that is in competition with another character and Phreak stirring the pot and watching as an ongoing war between two parties ensues.

 

KVH, I could see him as the perfect megalomaniac. He will do everything in his power to instill communism upon the world, take no prisoners (except as test subjects for his own private scientists to work on), and he would launch a worldwide campaign to eliminate every single slut, subhumanoid teen, and sappy stupid pop-star in the entire world.

 

MRIH, depening on how you look at it can be good or bad. If you hate Islam, call upon this guy. He will have a legion of follwers as well and lead he world to the COMPLETE eradication of Islam. All of its monuments, demolished. All Quran's defecated on and the pages saved for toilet paper substitute. He probably would save the few extremist Muslims for experimentation to benefit ACTUAL HUMANS. (hey, extremists aren't real humans so you cannot say it is inhumane) ;)

 

Builder would just take everyone's women from under our noses, leaving the rest of the male population to go insane. He wouldn't be a HUGE villain in a movie but he'd be integral to a storyline.

 

Cannot think of anymore at the time...but I am sure there are more people here who would make great bad guys. Including yours truly...;)

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Fullauto would be an insane madman who doesn't want to take over the world but wants to completely annhiliate it for reasons unknown

 

Hamza would be a suicide bomber under some mujadeen cell (led by master_jaffer)

 

ToriAllen would probably be the power hungry queen of some man (or shit)-eating amazon tribe

 

SilverDragon would be some lonely kid who gets taunted on by her peers to the point of insanity, then goes on a killing rampage

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ToriAllen would probably be the power hungry queen of some man (or shit)-eating amazon tribe

 

I shit you not but there is a B-movie where there is a tribe of Amazon type women that live ONLY to eat men. No lie...oh and for humor they are called feminists.

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Apparently the legend of the amazon women is widespread, and many different countries had their equivalent.

 

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SilverDragon would be some lonely kid who gets taunted on by her peers to the point of insanity, then goes on a killing rampage

 

 

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......This IS the future...Are you ready? Zips up flak jacket :p

 

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This is how fucking bored I am this evening...

 

The movie you may be referring to starred Bill Maher and was called Cannibal Women in the Avacado Jungle of Death.

 

That is EXACTLY what I am talking about. I seen it on http://www.badmovies.org and man did it seem weird.

 

As far as bad guys goes, I could see RO playing as a hitman or an assassain working for an underground company.

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That is EXACTLY what I am talking about. I seen it on http://www.badmovies.org and man did it seem weird.

 

As far as bad guys goes, I could see RO playing as a hitman or an assassain working for an underground company.

 

Umbrella, maybe?

 

I'm not a bad guy in that way, I'm more of a social bad guy. I smoke in places I'm not supposed to, etc.

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Could also see Anna being that badguy with a point, but who is terrible non-the less.

 

Yeah, and the point is: I want my body back!

 

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Umbrella, maybe?

 

I'm not a bad guy in that way, I'm more of a social bad guy. I smoke in places I'm not supposed to, etc.

 

 

Rebellious and full of angst???

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