what if You decide to hang outwith each member of WPYO for a day?

[Komrade Vostok Hazard]

.....what would you bring and what would you do?

[phreakwars]

I could see me hanging out with C.E.S. and talking him into doing a couple hits from the hooka with me then for shits and giggles, we'll each grab a laptop and some beer and see how many people we can piss off as a tag team of ego trip moderating.

 

ToriAllen.. hmm, I'd probably take her to the Olive Garden and order her one of their awesome peach daiquiris and just shoot the shit with her and check out her bod when she isn't noticing.

 

If I had to spend the day with tizz, I'd probably start suffering from a severe migraine.

 

If it was Angie or skategreen, we'd probably hit the bars, if it was KVH, SPLEEFMAN, OR MRIH, we'd probably hit the bong.

 

builder or Anna, I'd have to go there and I'd probably bug the shit out of them asking them all kinds of stupid shit about OZ.

 

A.I.G.... eh.. we'd probably goto the clubs and I'd slip her some Ecstasy or some Special K, THEN we would talk about GOD.

 

fullauto would absolutely be "forced" to get stoned with me and explain all that ENKI shit to me again starting from the beginning.

 

Vortex I could hang out with, we'd probably hit Little Bo's here in town or maybe The FUNNYBONE in Omaha, Either way, it would be a great stand up act. I might even know of a new FRIEND for him somewhere in Schuyler.

 

 

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[fullauto]

 

fullauto would absolutely be "forced" to get stoned with me and explain all that ENKI shit to me again starting from the beginning.

 

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Forced.... LOL.... I'm a cheap date... haven't smoked in a while... <one puff> Cough... <two puff> Hack! <This is where I am stoned!>

[phreakwars]

R.O. and I would probably hit a baseball game then hit the bars. He'd hit on some of the nastiest chicks I'd ever seen, and I'd unfortunately get hit on by some good looking young bitch, so I'd be forced to buy her drinks then show her R.O.'s hotornot.com pic and let her keep rating it till she gives him a 10, then brush her off on him (I'm a devoted husband, and have done this on many occasions) .

 

ImWithStupid- eh... he knows how to find me and where I work, so I would guess a day spent with me would mean I am fixing his computer because he fucked it up again and can't get it to boot.

 

Outlaw, I'm not sure, not to stereotype anyone, but any black guy I ever hung out with got high... WHATS WRONG WITH YOU MAN !!

 

If I hung out with Lethalfind for a day it would only be because we are related by some distant relative by chance and met up at the funeral.

 

Snafu would have to show me all his navy shit and talk about that more. I had concidered signing up for the Navy, but unfortunately the jailer at the county jail wouldn't let me out to apply.

 

If I hung out with Hugh I'd have him teach me how to make explosives even better then I can now and more sophisticated, I LOVE the 4th of July !! I bet Hugh could show me how to make it even more fun.

 

Jhony5 and I would have to hit a taco house in Indianapolis.

 

SD87 would probably show me all the stupid posters on her wall of some Canadian "Generation Y" bitch who thinks she is a lesbian and I could give a rats ass about, then she'd probably try to impress me with some neo-goth type poetry she has written and hid under her bed in a box with some other stupid junk.

 

Parasite God, I'd probably take the fat bitch on a date to "Old Country Buffet" then maybe slip on over to Matts house and egg it. Then finally we'd have a nice romantic walk, at the Y, on the treadmill.

 

If I had to spend the day with tonon, I would wonder what I had done to deserve being in the Mental Ward.

 

If I spent the day with cynthia89, I'd probably want her to introduce me to all her female friends so I could check them out to see if they are as hot as she is.

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[fullauto]

I think we should have a GF union.... We can have punch and pie, and we'll set up a boxing ring for people that just plain ole can't get along...

 

In this corner... Fighting with the Hot ass, and a penchant for preying 5 times a day... ALLAH IS GREAT ! ! ! ! ! <Cheers>

 

And in this corner, Fighting for his right to kill Islam with one fateful blow... MRIH ! ! ! !< Cheering>

 

LET'S GET IT ON ! ! !

 

------- EDIT ----------------

 

All views and opinions expressed here were first thought up and announced by Tori Allen, and should be as a credit to her insightfulness. You should all be fully aware that I, on my own, could not come up with anything anywhere near as kewl, or profound as this without a 25 credit course on how to be more like Tori Allen 101. The side effects of this post may be Nausea, vomiting, cramps, balding, small tax returns, bad gas mileage, rug burns, lost stock value, bad reception, spontaneous combustion, bloating, callous, pour bladder control or complete lack thereof, incontinence, conversion to Pantheistic Satanism, chronic masturbation. Do not go swimming within 1 hour of reading this post. Consult a physician before reading This, or any other posts by fullauto..... Fullauto is a subsidiary of SE Johnson Company... All rights reserved...

[ToriAllen]

I think we should have a GF union.... We can have punch and pie, and we'll set up a boxing ring for people that just plain ole can't get along...

 

In this corner... Fighting with the Hot ass, and a penchant for preying 5 times a day... ALLAH IS GREAT ! ! ! ! ! <Cheers>

 

And in this corner, Fighting for his right to kill Islam with one fateful blow... MRIH ! ! ! !< Cheering>

 

LET'S GET IT ON ! ! !

Hey! You stole my idea and claimed it for yourself. I feel so betrayed...

You left out the Vegas part though.

[snafu]

Phreak you could come up here and do some butt fishin with me (halibut or butt either way).

We could go to Homer and look up Msixty. Get some thunder fuck and have a blast even if we didn

[fullauto]

Hey! You stole my idea and claimed it for yourself. I feel so betrayed...

You left out the Vegas part though.

 

Retraction <-- hope this works!

[ToriAllen]

Retraction <-- hope this works!

LOL. Nice to hear those classes are working for you. You still owe me tuition and fees.

[snafu]

Retraction <-- hope this works!

 

 

 

Whew!

At least it won

[Vortex]

a union would be fun....I may have to bring a body guard with me if certain members show up...that or hit the gym now and regain all the muscle i have lost in the last 2 years

[ImWithStupid]

ImWithStupid- eh... he knows how to find me and where I work, so I would guess a day spent with me would mean I am fixing his computer because he fucked it up again and can't get it to boot.

 

 

Phreak, your powers of observation amaze me. I'll be the first to admit that I only know enough about computers to be dangerous. To the computer that is. I may have to take you up on that "fixing my computer" thing sometime.

 

If you happen to get that trip to Omaha to hang with Vortex thing set up, let me know. I'd like to go.

And Vortex, as far as needing a body guard at the union. Unless you get in the ring volunarily, I'm sure you wouldn't have anything to worry about. Someone would have your back.

[Lethalfind]

I would love to do a little shopping with Vortie, something for the girls only. maybe get our hair done. In short spend a day being his hag.

 

Roller skating would be loads of fun with Skategreen. I would bring advil to help me with the pain I would be feeling afterward

 

I think Tori and I would have fun just talking shit but it would also be fun to play with her kids, the same with CES as I hear they both have several. I only have one and would enjoy more. I think I would bring video games with me to both places and play with the kids all day.

 

Manicmonday also has a new baby boy that I would love to babysit.

 

Royal, I would like to watch him deliver packages all day, in his little shorts, with a camera trained on his every move...

 

Builder could teach me how to lay tile, something I really would like to learn, I'm not sure what to bring to that, maybe some beer for him?

 

Hamza lives in Canada, I think skiing would be the thing to do with him. He has also lived in several countries, it would be interesting to hear about them.

I think I would have to bring advil again to fix the pains I would no doubt have after trying to ski again after so many years.

 

I know I have spoken to someone on here that is from Texas (can't remember who though), I would love to be back home (to Texas) and go 2 steppin with you, loud country music, men in tight wranglers and boots...now thats what I call a good time.

 

If any of you came here, I would love to drag you to the beach, the pool and Disneyworld, my favorite things to do. Its alot of fun to go to Disney with children, you get to relive the experience all over again through there eyes. I love doing that. Of course Orlando has a nice assortment of places to bar crawl. I hear the Blue Martini is the place to go to meet famous people. The most fun is to get a hotel down at Disney and get drunk at the clubs and take a taxi back to the hotel so you don't have to drive.

[Hamza123]

Hamza lives in Canada, I think skiing would be the thing to do with him. He has also lived in several countries, it would be interesting to hear about them.

 

Yeah for SKIING! I could tell you about my favourite vacation ever-Casablanca . Lethal are you into any sports or hobbies?

 

Phreak - We could go to play nicky nicky nine door at the Rock's house and see who gets there ass whooped first.

 

Lethal - How about skiing @ whistler?? Maybe go to a Six Flags park in Montreal.

 

MRIH - Take him to the local Mosque so he can finally convert. Jk Jk.

 

Outlaw - A K-OS concert, maybe a Kardinal Offishal Concert or a Blue Jays game.

 

Snafu - A renegades football game.

[Komrade Vostok Hazard]

Well first me and phreakwars will get completely stoned, and then I'd go and shoot the shit with Outlaw. Ah screw shooting the shit. Me and outlaw would go and push some people who shouldn't be breeding off cliffs and shit like that.

 

After that Id take Vortex shopping for fancy clothes and Village People CD's -- so he can get me into a pride rally where Id throw rocks at all the lesbiens - except for SilverDragon, who I'd go visit to talk about how much everything sucks.

 

When that gets old, I'd stop by a liquor store, pick up some Jim Bean and some Busch's beer, and stop by Hugh, CES and RO's places. And then we can get loaded, play with the shotguns, watch a monster truck rally or two and then build some things that go BOOM!!

[TheJenn88]

I'd hang out with SD all over again!! -pets SD- I lubs the little midget girl.

[eisanbt]

I'd most likly get accidently caught in Phreaks 4th of July extravaganza while on my way to applying for Vortex's bodyguard position and end up a charred, but beautiful corpes. (When your that burnt, its whats on the inside that counts)

[RoyalOrleans]

R.O. and I would probably hit a baseball game then hit the bars. He'd hit on some of the nastiest chicks I'd ever seen, and I'd unfortunately get hit on by some good looking young bitch, so I'd be forced to buy her drinks then show her R.O.'s hotornot.com pic and let her keep rating it till she gives him a 10, then brush her off on him (I'm a devoted husband, and have done this on many occasions).

 

Thanks... I need a good cop to compliment my bad cop.

[Vortex]

actually i would hang out with anyone on here and have a good time...

 

till they start the drunken "i dont get this gay bullshit" crap....then it would be a slurring drunk verbal rumble...

 

other than that...im all for having fun and not giving a crap...

 

id hang out with everyone!

 

as long as there was a bar close by of course!

[Cogito Ergo Sum]

I'd like to get together with all of you, burn some serious ganja, and then play "The Game".

 

I love "The Game". I invented it back in my seriously stoner days with my close friends and they loved it....

 

There are no right or wrong answers in "The Game". Its purpose is to discover another person and how they tick, nothing more.

 

It's tremendous fun and remember, there is no right or wrong answer but you must choose one of the two answers.

 

Want to try, here...

 

1. Death by drowning or by fire?

 

2. Vanilla or chocolate?

 

3. Sports car or luxury sedan?

 

4. Phoenix Heat or Chicago Snow?

 

5. Chinese food or Italian food?

 

6. Comb or a brush?

 

7. Coffee or tea?

 

8. Coke or Pepsi?

 

9. Salt or Pepper?

 

10. Get up early or sleep in?

 

11. Nighttime or daytime?

 

12. Rich or adored?

 

13. Appetizers: Hot or cold?

 

14. Dramas or comedies?

 

15. Opera or ballet?

 

16. Bold colors or earth tones?

 

17. Pepperoni or cheese pizza?

 

18. Burial or cremation?

 

19. Long life or fabulous wealth?

 

20. Alcohol or marijuana?

 

 

Do you have any to add to the list? Remember, they must be equally neutral because there is no wrong or right answer.

[phreakwars]

I'd like to get together with all of you, burn some serious ganja, and then play "The Game"

Well your in luck, I happen to be high

 

I love "The Game". I invented it back in my seriously stoner days with my close friends and they loved it....

I can one up ya, I invented it for use on the internet, and I call it Moderating, see THIS post if you are a MOD.

 

There are no right or wrong answers in "The Game". Its purpose is to discover another person and how they tick, nothing more.

Yes and I do love this game..

 

It's tremendous fun and remember, there is no right or wrong answer but you must choose one of the two answers.

Ohh goody, then lets begin !!

Want to try, here...

 

1. Death by drowning or by fire?

Drown me, fire hurts

 

2. Vanilla or chocolate?

Vanilla

 

3. Sports car or luxury sedan?

I'll take the sedan

 

4. Phoenix Heat or Chicago Snow?

Heat, you can always go jump in a lake.

 

5. Chinese food or Italian food?

Italy it is, now I'm hungry for Tiramisu

 

6. Comb or a brush?

Brush

 

7. Coffee or tea?

Juan Valdez is a relative

 

8. Coke or Pepsi?

Coke, Pepsi makes my teeth feel wierd.

 

9. Salt or Pepper?

Pepper

 

10. Get up early or sleep in?

sleep in if I could

11. Nighttime or daytime?

night

 

12. Rich or adored?

Adored

 

13. Appetizers: Hot or cold?

Hot

 

14. Dramas or comedies?

comedy

 

15. Opera or ballet?

ballet

 

16. Bold colors or earth tones?

bold

 

17. Pepperoni or cheese pizza?

pepperoni

 

18. Burial or cremation?

whatevers cheaper

 

19. Long life or fabulous wealth?

wealth, fuck living a long time

 

20. Alcohol or marijuana?

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[skategreen]

Tori - I'd beg to hang at her house, bring toys, and spend the day rolling upon the floor with her kids. They'd be calling me Auntie by day's end. When Tori got up from her much earned nap she'd find her dishes done, the fridge cleaned and everything neat. Oh, and the kids would still be giggling.

and...I'd be wearing someone's underwear on my head.

 

 

Phreak - I'd bring Turkey Pot Pie and spend the rest of the day teaching him how to make it, thereby passing along the secrets of Granny's Great Canadian Pie dough. I'd play with his puppy and teach his kid several cool science tricks.

 

Jenny-Baby - We'd play music BLASTING loud as we made Great Canadian Melting Shortbread, Nanaimo Bar, and danced ourselves silly in the kitchen.

 

RO - I'd spend the day feeding him black coffee, and walking him around the block, trying to sober him up. Once he was sober I'd feed him some fresh chicken soup and then go clean his bathroom while he napped.

 

Tizz - I'd haul her ass to the Bronx Zoo and tease her little chicklet until she let me carry her around on my shoulders. Then we'd all go back to my place, (we'd take the LIRR) and I'd haul out my toys for the kidlet and see what Tizzy Gal thought of my Incredible Craft extravaganza.

 

Builder - I'd visit him in HIS kitchen, trade insults and teasing, go fly a kite on the beach with him and his lovely boyo, tell the boyo a bunch of wicked tales, then go back and cook meat and gravy and spuds for 'em.

 

KVH - I'd feed him blueberry pie...and spend the day talking about books.

 

Leth - oh Leth and I would simply fall into each other's arms and then be rooted to the spot babbling for about an hour. We'd then spend the day on the floor, chasing her little one around while we talked non-fucking-stop. We'd all cook together and dance the kitchen like loons.

 

Vortie - I'd snoop HIS place, and have him tell me the story behind everything. Then we'd cook up something Italian probably.

 

Snafu- we'd chew the fat till our chins dripped grease, we'd start with music and go from there. Books and kids would be the order of the day. I'd hear all about his family and would hang with them too if they were around. Then I'd cook up a giant meal and we'd all eat and laugh till the sun was long gone.

 

FullAuto & outlaw - hell, I'd just probably feed them all day long, and listen. I'd spend the day feeding and listening.

 

Angie - oh we'd hang at her place, don't want to make her go anywhere at this stage. I'd bring my oils and rub her feet and let her talk my ear off on her pregnancy. I'd tell her stories of the utter glory of having my own little gal, and then I'd give her the booties I'd made her baby, and the bath salts and bath bombs I'd made for her. Then I'd cook whatever she damn well wanted to eat, and I'd make a bunch extra and stick it in her freezer in little containers.

 

manicmonday and I would spend the day getting to know each other, and we'd find a ton in common. We'd exchange all kinds of recipes and would end up both making stuff and loving what the other contributed.

 

and Ces..

 

CES would help me while I built my house next door to his.

[skategreen]

1. Death by drowning or by fire? ..............drowning.

 

2. Vanilla or chocolate?............ice cream - vanilla. everything else - chocolate

 

3. Sports car or luxury sedan? .........sports car, with the top down. All the better if it comes with a hunk to drive it.

 

4. Phoenix Heat or Chicago Snow? ........heat thanks, and a pool too.

 

5. Chinese food or Italian food?.........Italian, don't be stingy with the cheese!

 

6. Comb or a brush?........comb

 

7. Coffee or tea?............only one? It'll have to be tea, earl grey

 

8. Coke or Pepsi?......none please. but if I have to, Coke.

 

9. Salt or Pepper?.......both please. but if only one...salt

 

10. Get up early or sleep in?..........early. love the dawn

 

11. Nighttime or daytime?..........daytime. easier to see whilst skating

 

12. Rich or adored?.........rich. unless adored is a two way street.

 

13. Appetizers: Hot or cold?..........hot. but nothing with mushrooms and nothing after, cuz now I'm full. SEE why I don't do appetizers?

 

14. Dramas or comedies?........dramas. comedies too often disappoint.

 

15. Opera or ballet?.........ballet..and can I get up and pretend too?

 

16. Bold colors or earth tones?....bold on my body, earth on my walls

 

17. Pepperoni or cheese pizza? Pepperoni! and I want everyone else's share too!

 

18. Burial or cremation? burn baby burn. No dead body to hang around mooning after.

 

19. Long life or fabulous wealth? Both please. Just one?..long life. I know how to make it a happy one.

 

20. Alcohol or marijuana? neither. If I must, then it must be a small glass of Bailey's whilst wrapping Xmas presents. Or if Dad was alive, I'd let him make me a White Russian, just to make him happy.

[Lethalfind]

1. Death by drowning or by fire?

drowning

2. Vanilla or chocolate?

chocolate

3. Sports car or luxury sedan?

sports car

4. Phoenix Heat or Chicago Snow?

Phoenix heat

5. Chinese food or Italian food?

Chinese food

6. Comb or a brush?

comb

7. Coffee or tea?

tea

8. Coke or Pepsi?

Pepsi

9. Salt or Pepper?

salt

10. Get up early or sleep in?

sleep in

11. Nighttime or daytime?

night time

12. Rich or adored?

rich,

13. Appetizers: Hot or cold?

hot

14. Dramas or comedies?

dramas

15. Opera or ballet?

opera

16. Bold colors or earth tones?

bold colors

17. Pepperoni or cheese pizza?

Pepperoni

18. Burial or cremation?

burial

19. Long life or fabulous wealth?

fabulous wealth

20. Alcohol or marijuana?

Maijuana

 

I fixed mine CES...

[Cogito Ergo Sum]

Guess I should do it myself now eh?

 

1. Death by drowning or by fire? - DROWNING

 

2. Vanilla or chocolate? - VANILLA

 

3. Sports car or luxury sedan? - SPORTS CAR

 

4. Phoenix Heat or Chicago Snow? - SNOW

 

5. Chinese food or Italian food? - ITALIAN

 

6. Comb or a brush? - BRUSH

 

7. Coffee or tea? - COFFEE

 

8. Coke or Pepsi? - COKE

 

9. Salt or Pepper? - SALT

 

10. Get up early or sleep in? - GET UP EARLY

 

11. Nighttime or daytime? - DAYTIME

 

12. Rich or adored? - ADORED

 

13. Appetizers: Hot or cold? - COLD

 

14. Dramas or comedies? - DRAMA

 

15. Opera or ballet? - OPERA

 

16. Bold colors or earth tones? - EARTH TONES

 

17. Pepperoni or cheese pizza? - CHEESE

 

18. Burial or cremation? - CREMATION

 

19. Long life or fabulous wealth? - LONG LIFE

 

20. Alcohol or marijuana? - MARIJUANA (Ah, those were the carefree days of youth...)