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Since when is last night concidered your youth ??

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Oh Bro I wish I wish....

 

But alas, it's been over 2 years now... :(

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I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness.

 

 

 

 

:eek: WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? :eek:

 

www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/

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1. Death by drowning or by fire? Both really, really suck. Hmm. Fire.

 

2. Vanilla or chocolate? vanilla.

 

3. Sports car or luxury sedan? Luxury sedan

 

4. Phoenix Heat or Chicago Snow? Chicago Snow.

 

5. Chinese food or Italian food? mm Jesus I love both. ITALIAN!

 

6. Comb or a brush? brush

 

7. Coffee or tea? neither, but..coffee

 

8. Coke or Pepsi? pepsi. but Diet. it tastes better, I think

 

9. Salt or Pepper? Only salt. Hate pepper

 

10. Get up early or sleep in? I'd LIKE to get up early, I can do more with my day, but since that never really..ever..EVER happens, sleep in.

 

11. Nighttime or daytime? nighttime

 

12. Rich or adored? Adored.

 

13. Appetizers: Hot or cold? hot

 

14. Dramas or comedies? The safer choice is a good drama, because it's very rare that a comedy is actually successfully amusing.

 

15. Opera or ballet? ballet

 

16. Bold colors or earth tones? earth tones

 

17. Pepperoni or cheese pizza? Pepperoni!

 

18. Burial or cremation? burn. Less expensive, and you can be dumped in a special place by a loved one :)

 

19. Long life or fabulous wealth? Wealth. If you're a happy person, you can buy more things to make you happier, and then who cares if you die! you were happy! er..yeah..

 

20. Alcohol or marijuana? Alcohol.

:D
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1. Death by drowning or by fire? Drowning

 

2. Vanilla or chocolate? Chocolate

 

3. Sports car or luxury sedan? Luxury sedan

 

4. Phoenix Heat or Chicago Snow? Chicago Snow. I HATE HEST!

 

5. Chinese food or Italian food? Italian with a bottle of Zantac please

 

6. Comb or a brush? brush

 

7. Coffee or tea? COFFEE

 

8. Coke or Pepsi? Diet Coke, but I'd rather have water

 

9. Salt or Pepper? pepper

 

10. Get up early or sleep in? Sleep in? What's that?

 

11. Nighttime or daytime? Daytime

 

12. Rich or adored? Adored.

 

13. Appetizers: Hot or cold? hot

 

14. Dramas or comedies? Comedy

 

15. Opera or ballet? Opera

 

16. Bold colors or earth tones? earth tones

 

17. Pepperoni or cheese pizza? Eww pepperoni is gross!

 

18. Burial or cremation? Cremation. I have issues with burning...dunno why

 

19. Long life or fabulous wealth? Long life, but only if it's happy

 

20. Alcohol or marijuana? Alcohol. Pot by itself makes me too anxious

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To all of you who have played "The Game" I say, not bad, except I didn't clarify the rules.

 

You CANNOT explain or ad lib your answers. That ruins the effect. Especially if you don't really like one of the two options, but have to choose one anyway. That's the beauty of the game, in that it can cause you to squirm inside. :D

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I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness.

 

 

 

 

:eek: WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? :eek:

 

www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/

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I have this girlfriend, I call her my chemical dependant friend, she can mix up the drinks and keep them coming. She is way too much fun. I don't get too see her often enough.
I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
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I once was hanging out with a co-worker and some other folk, getting to know eachother. Anyhow, all I remember about that night was the 10bag somehow emptying itself, being punched in the face so I'd stop laughing about rising crust pizza killing ym father and then waking up the next mourning, leaning against a tourist information booth in the shape of a turtle...2 towns over.

 

Now thems are people I don't see often enough!

http://www.boohbah.com/zone.html

 

"It's a poor sort of memory that only works backwards" -Lewis Carroll

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1. Death by drowning or by fire? Drowning

 

2. Vanilla or chocolate? Chocolate

 

3. Sports car or luxury sedan? Luxury Sedan

 

4. Phoenix Heat or Chicago Snow? Phoenix Heat

 

5. Chinese food or Italian food? Chinese

 

6. Comb or a brush? brush

 

7. Coffee or tea? cofee

 

8. Coke or Pepsi? Pepsi

 

9. Salt or Pepper? salt

 

10. Get up early or sleep in? sleep in

 

11. Nighttime or daytime? night time

 

12. Rich or adored? Adored

 

13. Appetizers: Hot or cold? hot

 

14. Dramas or comedies? Comedies

 

15. Opera or ballet? Ballet

 

16. Bold colors or earth tones? earth Tones

 

17. Pepperoni or cheese pizza? Pepperoni

 

18. Burial or cremation? Burial

 

19. Long life or fabulous wealth? Long life

 

20. Alcohol or marijuana? Goofy Grass

All bullshit, No Business.
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1. Death by drowning or by fire? Depends, how fast. Drowning doesn't sound too painful.

 

2. Vanilla or chocolate? Chocolate!!

 

3. Sports car or luxury sedan? Sports Car.

 

4. Phoenix Heat or Chicago Snow? Phoenix Heat

 

5. Chinese food or Italian food? Italian.

 

6. Comb or a brush? Brush

 

7. Coffee or tea? Tea

 

8. Coke or Pepsi? Pepsi

 

9. Salt or Pepper? Pepper

 

10. Get up early or sleep in? Get up early.

 

11. Nighttime or daytime? Daytime

 

12. Rich or adored? Rich of course.

 

13. Appetizers: Hot or cold? Hot

 

14. Dramas or comedies? Comedies

 

15. Opera or ballet? Opera

 

16. Bold colors or earth tones? Earth Tones

 

17. Pepperoni or cheese pizza? Cheese

 

18. Burial or cremation? Burial

 

19. Long life or fabulous wealth? Who needs a long life when you can do everything you want with fabulous wealth in under a month. Well atleast I can.

 

20. Alcohol or marijuana? Neither. :D If I absolutley, positivley, had to choose, I would choose Spliff... Never tried both of 'em, nor do I plan to.

Taking it up the poopchute from Allah since 1990.
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I have an idea of what I would like to do with RoyalOrleans...

Of course this would be a one on one kind of thing.

I would have UPS deliver me a package. There on my doorstep would be THE man himself, in those tight little brown shorts, I of course would not be able to stop staring. My hands would have the irresistable urge to find out what exactly was in those shorts. My palms would sweat slightly, shaking as I tried to resist ripping his clothes off. I would have to drag him through the door, over his protests that he had other packages to deliver, you know how dedicated he is to his job. The couch would offer a soft place for him to fall as I push him down, grabbing his zipper, slowly pulling it down and what do my eyes behold....Heaven.

Needless to say those other packages would not get delivered until the next day when UPS was able to find someone to finish his route. Poor man would be so spent and dehydrated when I was done with him, he would be unable to work.

 

See why I LOVE directed dreaming. Its like being your own director for your private porn collection.

I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
Posted
I have an idea of what I would like to do with RoyalOrleans...

Of course this would be a one on one kind of thing.

I would have UPS deliver me a package. There on my doorstep would be THE man himself, in those tight little brown shorts, I of course would not be able to stop staring. My hands would have the irresistable urge to find out what exactly was in those shorts. My palms would sweat slightly, shaking as I tried to resist ripping his clothes off. I would have to drag him through the door, over his protests that he had other packages to deliver, you know how dedicated he is to his job. The couch would offer a soft place for him to fall as I push him down, grabbing his zipper, slowly pulling it down and what do my eyes behold....Heaven.

Needless to say those other packages would not get delivered until the next day when UPS was able to find someone to finish his route. Poor man would be so spent and dehydrated when I was done with him, he would be unable to work.

 

See why I LOVE directed dreaming. Its like being your own director for your private porn collection.

 

Um...just send me a copy of the hidden video would you? :D

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I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness.

 

 

 

 

:eek: WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? :eek:

 

www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/

Posted
Um...just send me a copy of the hidden video would you? :D

 

See...Florida has so much to offer.

 

I think the warm weather has an effect on us single women.

I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
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1. Death by drowning or by fire? Drown

 

2. Vanilla or chocolate? chocolate

 

3. Sports car or luxury sedan? Luxury sedan

 

4. Phoenix Heat or Chicago Snow? Chicago Snow.

 

5. Chinese food or Italian food? Chinese

 

6. Comb or a brush? brush

 

7. Coffee or tea? tea

 

8. Coke or Pepsi? pepsi

 

9. Salt or Pepper? pepper

 

10. Get up early or sleep in? sleep in

 

11. Nighttime or daytime? nighttime

 

12. Rich or adored? rich

 

13. Appetizers: cold

 

14. Dramas or comedies? comedy

 

15. Opera or ballet? ballet

 

16. Bold colors or earth tones? bold

 

17. Pepperoni or cheese pizza? cheese

 

18. Burial or cremation? burial

 

19. Long life or fabulous wealth? wealth

 

20. Alcohol or marijuana? Alcohol.

The dick has no conscience and the heart has no rational abilities.

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Serial post... sorry.

 

I'd probley have Phreak teach me mean shit to do to my ex on the computer and cook a fabulous meal.

 

CES, I'd have my baby play with your kids while we watched them play in the sprinkler.

 

Lethalfind, I'd hire both of a babysitter and get a motel room...................and take a nap, sheesh what do you think of me?

 

MRIH- I'd sit and listen to you rant and rave about religious view and take notes.

 

To be continued as I get to know every one better......................

The dick has no conscience and the heart has no rational abilities.

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1. Death by drowning or by fire? I have drowned. It's not painless. I've been burnt by fire and electricity. It hurts. I just wanna go to sleep and not wake up.

 

2. Vanilla or chocolate? Vanilla. With malt.

 

3. Sports car or luxury sedan? Where is the SUV option?

 

4. Phoenix Heat or Chicago Snow? Australian surf beach.

 

5. Chinese food or Italian food? Moussaka.

 

6. Comb or a brush? Dreadlocks. I'm a lazy fucker.

 

7. Coffee or tea? Guarana drinks. Get that heart palpitating properly people.

 

8. Coke or Pepsi? If it's going in my Jack Daniels, I don't care. I won't drink either of them straight up.

 

9. Salt or Pepper? Both. WTF?

 

10. Get up early or sleep in? Early when camping out, sleep in when not.

 

11. Nighttime or daytime? Night owl.

 

12. Rich or adored? Filthy rich. That leads to unmitigated adoration.

 

13. Appetizers: Ice cold beer.

 

14. Dramas or comedies? Suspense dramas. I like comedy too.

 

15. Opera or ballet? Mosh pit.

 

16. Bold colors or earth tones? Earth tones for my walls, bold colours for my clothes.

 

17. Pepperoni or cheese pizza? Anchovies and olives.

 

18. Burial or cremation? Burn me.

 

19. Long life or fabulous wealth? Wealth. I can always buy me a liver transplant.

 

20. Alcohol or marijuana? Both. One complements the other.

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

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If I were to hang out with a GF compadre for a day, here's the goss.

 

Tizz: About twenty-eight seconds after the "hello, how are ya" bit, our clothes would be strewn all over the floor, and our bodies would be melding into one heaving dripping sex machine. We wake up four hours later, and do it again.

 

Fullauto: I'd take him to the Surf club, introduce him to the town bike, and just blend into the background as she worked him into a lather.

 

Phreakwars: I'd be picking his brains for software hacks, and irritating the fuck out of him with questions. I'd have to chop up a half ounce of skunk, just to keep him talking. He'd say he was off to the john, and disappear; after smoking all my weed, that is.

 

ToriAllen: I'd take her to the Gold Coast, and introduce her to my hairdresser mate. We'd all go clothes shopping in the boutiques, and then on to the birdwatcher bar, so we could ogle passers-by, and comment on their lack of dress-sense.

 

MRIH: After the initial fist-fight, we'd head over the Redcliffe Leagues club, scoff a cheap feed, have an hour on the slots, then resume the punch-up outside.

 

TheJenn88: I'd take Jenn to my fave Jazz bar in Brisbane, and try to listen to her teen angst stories, while drinking gin and tonics till the lights went out. I'd hail a cab back home, and try to impress her with my "skills" on the bass guitar, until she flaked out on the couch.

 

Anna Perenna: Anna would take me to the Beenleigh Rum distillary, and try to coax me into partaking of the evil drop. After the fourth jug, I stumble and fall from the stalls to the dance floor seven metres below us. Anna races down and tries to revive me by sitting on my crutch, slapping me in the face. It works, but only after I plea-bargain that I ain't coming to, until she promises to jump my bones for an hour at least. We both wake up happy.

 

Komrade Vostok Hazard: Despite my best efforts, my teen son hijacks Komrade, and they both go hunting chicks on the boulevarde.

 

Skategreen: I suggest a round of yahtzee and a bottle of chianti. She insists on a walk on the beach, under the moonlight. Despite my best intentions, we end up skinny-dipping and cavorting like fools in the ocean. We both wake up with sand in our undies.

 

CES: Not being used to full-strength beer, CES blows chunks after his tenth stubby of VB, so I march him down to the surf beach to sober up. I take a six-pack for myself, knowing I'll be there for at least half an hour. CES finds the water sobering and decides to swim out to the shark bouys. He never returns. The next day, I find half of his shirt, bloodstained and torn. I fail to make the connection. I call his folks and tell them he is on his way home.

 

Registered and Educated: Being a rather strapping young bloke, I figure that R&E is ready to hit the big time. I sign him up with the local bloke stripper club, and con him into believing we are off to a fancy dress party. Little does he know that he is the starring act. Somehow, he pulls it off brilliantly. Thanks to our sponsors, Jim Beam, and Jack Daniels.

 

Royal Orleans: Picked him up at Brissie international airport, and suggested we have a suds or two at the airport bar. Three days later, after repeated attempts by security staff to move us on, we've set up a temporary camp, and persuaded two rather charming ex-bar staff to join us. Australian immigration are sweating on his visa expiring. Deportation imminent.

 

Outlaw: Figured he'd like to go spear-fishing, so I arranged a charter boat to take us out to Flinder's reef. Forgot to tell him about the resident moray eel. It's not as big as some, but when it latches on, you must tickle it under the chin. At last report, Outlaw is still trying to bite it back.

 

More later. :D

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

Posted
Hunting as in looking for them, or hunting as in standing in a tree with a high powered rifle :confused:

 

Scoping or cruising or prowling. No rifle.

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

Posted
I have an idea of what I would like to do with RoyalOrleans...

Of course this would be a one on one kind of thing.

I would have UPS deliver me a package. There on my doorstep would be THE man himself, in those tight little brown shorts, I of course would not be able to stop staring. My hands would have the irresistable urge to find out what exactly was in those shorts. My palms would sweat slightly, shaking as I tried to resist ripping his clothes off. I would have to drag him through the door, over his protests that he had other packages to deliver, you know how dedicated he is to his job. The couch would offer a soft place for him to fall as I push him down, grabbing his zipper, slowly pulling it down and what do my eyes behold....Heaven.

Needless to say those other packages would not get delivered until the next day when UPS was able to find someone to finish his route. Poor man would be so spent and dehydrated when I was done with him, he would be unable to work.

 

See why I LOVE directed dreaming. Its like being your own director for your private porn collection.

 

Just make sure you don't burn my omelette.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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