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got out his insult book to tangle with Lethal. And after his animal sacrifices he was ready.

 

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But then he realized he couldn’t read so he got out a bot to do his work.

He just...

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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didn’t know how much fun he would have.

 

 

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So.....

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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after their romp they were seen cuddling and making plans for the next escapade.

 

 

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They...

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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............decided to elope.

 

Then sixes found out what it was like to be controlled by a narcissistic retarded bitch.

 

 

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Not suprisingly, he liked it. ;)

 

So he...........

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Persevere,

it pisses people off.

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Well he thought it was the end anyways.

Of course he was so high thought he was Jesus too.

 

 

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but.....

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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he realized he would need a face if he ever wanted to get laid again. So he opted for a prettier face than the one he had before. He was very happy with the surgery.

 

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Now he needed to find that man of his dreams.

He..........

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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he decided to head over to sixes and check up on him. He couldn’t locate sixes but he did find his truck.

 

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Man what were in those joints anyway? Only sixes new for sure.

 

sixes had to ponder. How did this happen.....

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

  • 1 month later...
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This commercial break is brought to you by Jenny Craig. Jenny Craig would like to introduce to everybody its newest member to have some success at the plan.

 

Here she is before

 

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And here is after.

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Jenny will update as the progress continues.

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The dick has no conscience and the heart has no rational abilities.

  • 4 months later...
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Then Sixes remembered the events which caused the crash...

 

He was recieving a blowjob from Vortex and had an overwhelming orgasm which caused him to lose control of the truck and crashed into the side of the house...

 

Sixes smiled at the thought of recieving another blowjob from Vortex...

 

When Sixes walked up to the truck he noticed that the interior was filled with a sticky substance, and Vortex was slumped over in the passenger seat....

 

Vortex was not breathing. "Nooo!!" cried Sixes. Vortex's mouth was still gaped open.Sixes suddenly got excited, he had just recieved a clever idea...

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...."I'll just put this sign up so no one is any of the wiser."

 

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but then.....

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

  • 6 months later...
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Bob Sagat showed up with an award for Sixes and Lethalfind...

 

It's the AssClown of the year award.

 

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congratulations guys!!!

Intelligent people think...

how ignorance must be bliss....

idiots have it so easy, it's not fair...

to have to think...

WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE AMONG THOSE FORTUNATE MASSES..... :cool:

 

Hey, "Non-believers" I've just got one thing to say to ya... If you're right, then what difference does it make, it wont matter when we're dead anyway... But if I'm right... Well, hey... Ya better be right...

  • 1 month later...
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The trophy had an image of Bob Sagat and it looked like he was on the pot reading a newspaper, milking a cow with one hand...anyone who receives this award, well, don't display it over the fireplace...
  • 2 weeks later...
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.... simply resigned himself to secretly whacking off to pictures of Bush and Jackson while still in office. Until one day, his wife caught him, beating off to THIS one:

 

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LOVE the graphic... can use it now! THANKS!!!!;)

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If ya say so...gives ya something to play with huh?;) when all else fails, slur....

 

MoveOn.org loves such graphics (as do I) to corral the hole.... anything to help in impeaching the hole :D and we are working on that daily... so cool

 

Send more such useable graphics...anti-Bush works....:D

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