Anna Perenna Posted November 2, 2005 Posted November 2, 2005 Another morbid one for you all ... If you were on death row, and you were given the opportunity of a final pig out, what would you order? This website is good for inspiration. Also, what would your (ideal) last words be? Quote _______________________________________________________ I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal. http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the holy grail Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
phreakwars Posted November 2, 2005 Posted November 2, 2005 Scalloped potatoes made with Guv'ment cheese, and picnic ham. My final words would be...as they are about to hit the switch... " Uhm, excuse me, I need to take a shit.... oh nevermind, I'll go after we finish this". . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
Outlaw2747 Posted November 2, 2005 Posted November 2, 2005 The biggest seafood feast ever. King crab, snow crab, blue crab, dungeon crab, butterfly and popcorn shrimp fried along with sauteed shrimp, and some rock and Maine lobster tails. Butter with garlic please. Side order of fries. Quote "I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fb910e0baa5b4e108ffee98f66cdb3cc.gif
angie Posted November 2, 2005 Posted November 2, 2005 Hm...this should be a loong list! Lobster tails with lemon and butter, filet mignon, glazed carrots, stuffed clams, mashed potatoes, chicken cordon bleu.....it'd be good eats!! Quote http://www.darwinawards.com/ http://www.snopes.com http://www.breakthechain.org STOP THE SPAM!! Click Me You Know You Want To
Hamza123 Posted November 2, 2005 Posted November 2, 2005 Let's see, umm, a FAT SHAWARMA pita, garlic paste and homus on the side, some Pizza, a lot of chubby cola, and some nice big, merinated steaks. I would say, "Hey officer your shoe is untied!". Quote Taking it up the poopchute from Allah since 1990.
Lethalfind Posted November 2, 2005 Posted November 2, 2005 I'm thinking some nice Alaskan King Crab legs, some Shrimp Cocktail and maybe some Lobster tails... MUST have a Dr Pepper to wash it all down with. My last words...maybe something self depricating like "I forgive you" or maybe "I'll save a seat for you in hell" or maybe if I did something I was proud of I would choose that moment to make a statement like "it was all worth it". Not sure of course MUST Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
ta2dgirl28 Posted November 2, 2005 Posted November 2, 2005 I would have to go with a freaking huge slab of rare prime rib and cheesy hashbrowns. As for what my last words would be, I guess I would laugh in their face about how they would still have to pay taxes, and I would no longer be. Quote
Kryptonite Man Posted November 2, 2005 Posted November 2, 2005 My last meal would be lazagna, a salad, olive bread, and for dessert, (just to piss off MM) apple pie alamode. Last words to MM and LF: "From Hell's heart, I stab at thee! For Hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee!!" Then I'd flip both of those assholes the bird. Quote I'm a liberal's worst nightmare. A black man with a brain!
Jhony5 Posted November 2, 2005 Posted November 2, 2005 If i'm asked what I want for my last meal I will ask for an all you can eat buffet. As long as I keep eating, I stay alive. Last words would be a long stuttering rant that would not end 'til they throw the switch. Quote i am sofa king we todd did.
builder Posted November 2, 2005 Posted November 2, 2005 If I could attend my own wake, it would be a pig on a spit, with salads aplenty, and roast veges and gravy. Chicken and sweet corn for starters, and banana fritters, vanilla ice-cream, and cinnamon sauce, for afters. What would I say to my potential executionists? With that lot of food in my guts, I would be doing all of my "talking" through my arsehole. BRrRRRRRrrRRRrRRRRRp. FffffrrrRRRRRRffffRrRRRrrrrrRRppppfdrerp. Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
Cogito Ergo Sum Posted November 2, 2005 Posted November 2, 2005 I like to enjoy Anna Perenna's liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti... Quote . I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/
Blyss Posted November 2, 2005 Posted November 2, 2005 beef curry , fried rice n onion rings. huge glass of irn bru Quote
Cogito Ergo Sum Posted November 2, 2005 Posted November 2, 2005 beef curry , fried rice n onion rings. huge glass of irn bru Irn Bru...the pride of Scotland! Love that stuff! http://www.irn-bru.co.uk/ To bad the fucking FDA won't let them import it anymore. Asswipe Bureaucrats and Barbarians. Quote . I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/
Hamza123 Posted November 2, 2005 Posted November 2, 2005 They had it in North America!? What's it taste like? Quote Taking it up the poopchute from Allah since 1990.
TheJenn88 Posted November 2, 2005 Posted November 2, 2005 In preparation for this meal, I'd have to not eat for a week before the date. That way, when it's time for the meal, I have lots of hunger!! Chicken cordon bleu Vegetarian cheese lasagna Pasta primavera ThisricethingythatIdon'tknowthenameof Egg rolls Spring rolls Cabbage rolls Poutine Cheese cake Fudge Egg salad sandwich Eggs benedict Monty cristo sandwich Western sandwich Scalloped potatoes Maple walnut ice cream PIZZA!!!! Indescribable amounts of alcohol Hashbrowns Toaster pastries Poptarts I think I'll need to edit this list at some point in time. I know I've forgotten some things. And my last words...hm. It depends on what crime I committed. I don't ever recall feeling guilt, so I think my last words would be something bitter, spiteful, or witty, versus something remorse-filled. Or it might be a final goodbye to someone I loved. Or..If I killed someone, and I truly hated them and I'm glad they're dead, I'd laugh like a maniac and curse at the family watching my execution to let them know I'm not going to leave this earth without on last spite Quote
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted November 2, 2005 Posted November 2, 2005 Well...First I'd ask for a big fuckin joint. Then I'd pig out on Viva puffs, Smoky BBQ potato chips, Beef Jerky, Random pastries, coconut candy bars, and then I'd wash it down with beer, vodka, Absinthe and energy drinks. Then I'd make sure I piss all over the firing squad just as they shot me. Quote All bullshit, No Business.
eisanbt Posted November 3, 2005 Posted November 3, 2005 All of which would be preceeded as KVH, with a fine joint first. The meal: Vegitarian Lasagna, Mushroom Pizza, Tofu stirfry with Alfredo sauce, Hummus Salad, Faffafel Pitas, an entire wheel of Dill Havarti, 2 fried egg sandwiches, and an endless train of Boca burgers. To drink; A nice Red wine, Big 8 Cola, Mango Five Alive and a qrt of 151 to make sure THEY never accually get to kill me..I'm going down on MY terms! My last words consisting of only the wisdom of the good Doctor; "You better take care of me lord, because if you dont...you're gonna have me on your hands!" Quote http://www.boohbah.com/zone.html "It's a poor sort of memory that only works backwards" -Lewis Carroll
smutt butt Posted November 3, 2005 Posted November 3, 2005 2 pounds of shrooms and a coke. Quote "This place may be bombed and we will be killed. We love death. The US loves life. That is the big difference between us." Osama Bin Laden. nov. 2001
RoyalOrleans Posted November 3, 2005 Posted November 3, 2005 I would ask for a fifteen pound turkey, a gallon of gravy, a cookie sheet of dressing, and several sides along with a case of beer and a box of cheap wine. All this in the hopes of passing out and postponing my execution. Kidding. I'd ask for a ham and cheese and hold the sass. Fire me up. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Cogito Ergo Sum Posted November 3, 2005 Posted November 3, 2005 All of which would be preceeded as KVH, with a fine joint first. The meal: Vegitarian Lasagna, Mushroom Pizza, Tofu stirfry with Alfredo sauce, Hummus Salad, Faffafel Pitas, an entire wheel of Dill Havarti, 2 fried egg sandwiches, and an endless train of Boca burgers. To drink; A nice Red wine, Big 8 Cola, Mango Five Alive and a qrt of 151 to make sure THEY never accually get to kill me..I'm going down on MY terms! My last words consisting of only the wisdom of the good Doctor; "You better take care of me lord, because if you dont...you're gonna have me on your hands!" I don't know... Is it me or do they eat some WEIRD ASS SHIT up there in Halifax, Nova Scotia? "Tofu stirfry with Alfredo sauce" WTF! Quote . I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/
phreakwars Posted November 3, 2005 Posted November 3, 2005 Yeah, no shit, who the fuck eats TOFU anyway ?? Jesus Christ, why eat the shit as a last meal, fuck that, live a little, eat some puffer fish instead. . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted November 4, 2005 Posted November 4, 2005 I used to go to this little cafe that served Tofu. It tasted sort of like Chicken Burger. Quote All bullshit, No Business.
ImWithStupid Posted November 4, 2005 Posted November 4, 2005 If I were on death row, I think my last meal would be some lamb chops with mint sauce, glazed carrots and cheesy potatos with ice tea for the drink. I'd want to finish the meal off with some strawberry-rhubarb pie and vanilla icecream, but I would need a glass of milk with that. My last words would have to be, "I guess this means you'll never know where the rest of the bodies are." Quote
angie Posted November 4, 2005 Posted November 4, 2005 Not a fan of tofu. Don't like the texture. But other soy products are good-edamame, soy crisps....But DAMN soy milk is nasty! Oh, and I forgot my apple pie and a few Bombay Sapphire and Tonics...with two limes. Quote http://www.darwinawards.com/ http://www.snopes.com http://www.breakthechain.org STOP THE SPAM!! Click Me You Know You Want To
skategreen Posted November 4, 2005 Posted November 4, 2005 Think I'd asked for the warden's dog, deep fried, please. and I'd let the bastards know that I was going to hang around haunting them and driving them nuts. It worked last time. Quote The thought manifests as the word. The word manifests as the deed. The deed develops into habit. And the habit hardens into character. So watch the thought and its ways with care. And let it spring from love, born out of concern for all beings. - Buddha
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