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Yeah, no shit, who the fuck eats TOFU anyway ?? Jesus Christ, why eat the shit as a last meal, fuck that, live a little, eat some puffer fish instead.

 

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I'm just a vegitarian man, And Tofu taste like whatever the hell you want it to. And it feels like chicken strips if you do it right, it would be my sub for chicken in the pasta. Tofu by itself tastes like..nothing. You flavor it and make it into whatever the fuck you want. :rolleyes:

http://www.boohbah.com/zone.html

 

"It's a poor sort of memory that only works backwards" -Lewis Carroll

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In preparation for this meal, I'd have to not eat for a week before the date. That way, when it's time for the meal, I have lots of hunger!!

 

Chicken cordon bleu

Vegetarian cheese lasagna

Pasta primavera

ThisricethingythatIdon'tknowthenameof

Egg rolls

Spring rolls

Cabbage rolls

Poutine

Cheese cake

Fudge

Egg salad sandwich

Eggs benedict

Monty cristo sandwich

Western sandwich

Scalloped potatoes

Maple walnut ice cream

PIZZA!!!!

Indescribable amounts of alcohol

Hashbrowns

Toaster pastries

Poptarts

 

I think I'll need to edit this list at some point in time. I know I've forgotten some things.

 

And my last words...hm. It depends on what crime I committed. I don't ever recall feeling guilt, so I think my last words would be something bitter, spiteful, or witty, versus something remorse-filled. Or it might be a final goodbye to someone I loved.

Or..If I killed someone, and I truly hated them and I'm glad they're dead, I'd laugh like a maniac and curse at the family watching my execution to let them know I'm not going to leave this earth without on last spite

 

Awww yeah. TheJenn's got the right idea.

 

I would starve for a little while (but not for too long - my stomach will shrink!) then I would ask for:

 

Everything tasty & good that I have ever loved, including 4 fried chickens, and a coke.

 

My last words?

 

"Arwey dooey dambala, give me the powah, I beg of you!"

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I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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Irn Bru...the pride of Scotland!

 

Love that stuff! http://www.irn-bru.co.uk/

 

To bad the fucking FDA won't let them import it anymore. Asswipe Bureaucrats and Barbarians. :mad:

Speaking of Irn-Bru...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v142/thejenn/100_3767.jpg mm mm good =D

 

and to Hamza: You seem so incredulous that it exists! You can buy it in your home sweet hometown (probably)! Hell, a store store sells it about a 5 minute walk from my house =D

 

(yes, I know I'm a little late on this topic..)

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Speaking of Irn-Bru...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v142/thejenn/100_3767.jpg mm mm good =D

 

and to Hamza: You seem so incredulous that it exists! You can buy it in your home sweet hometown (probably)! Hell, a store store sells it about a 5 minute walk from my house =D

 

(yes, I know I'm a little late on this topic..)

 

Good info Jenn! Thanks. I'll have to jog North into Canada and grab some. Do we have to have a Passport yet to get there and back?

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I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness.

 

 

 

 

:eek: WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? :eek:

 

www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/

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Good info Jenn! Thanks. I'll have to jog North into Canada and grab some. Do we have to have a Passport yet to get there and back?

 

Yes, you need a passport. But, it ought to be worth the trouble. I believe you said..with your driving, it's only a few short hours to my city! :p

 

P.S. Little store called "The Fish Hut" on the corner of Westheights and Driftwood Drive has the Irn-Bru :p

 

//edit// holy crap my picture is small in this resolution! is using dad's computer

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I guess tookie just wasn't hungry eh......

 

 

Tookie who? Somebody named "Tookie"? Where? :rolleyes:

 

Oh...you mean Stanley "I was sent to hell with the Blue Juice, just like a cancer ridden dog at the vet" Williams?

 

I never think twice about the trash once it's been taken out.

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I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness.

 

 

 

 

:eek: WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? :eek:

 

www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/

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Hmph. They say Irn-Bru is banned in the USA because of carcinogenic colouring. Pfft.

 

And now my fridge is stocked with Irn-Bru and Tizer :p

I've had them for years, but now I've recently got on a kick on them.

:D

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