Fuckers and their sex.

[Silver_dragon87]

Hopefully this post will be brief. I'd just like to say that what ELSE pisses me off is that every time anyone seems upset or tense or outright fucking PISSED, someone inevitable tells them to get laid. It's ridiculous for so many reasons. What reasons, you ask? I'm so glad you did.

 

For one thing, on the same note as my recent posts, one of the biggest things WRONG with the world is that morons won't stop fucking. They should KNOW, they should be able to SEE, to understand, that there are BILLIONS of people too fucking many, but off they go! It's not even a matter of restraint, it's just a matter of taking a few simple measures to make sure there isn't another unwanted ankle-biter born. But noooo, it's too much for me to ask.

 

It ALSO pisses me off because to even think that a) the only thing that can calm someone down is sex and b) that if they haven't had any they will get angry over "nothing" and c) that a person's anger is only justified if they have HAD sex and therefore AREN'T angry over "nothing" is ridiculous! It's not the answer to your problems, people! Just because someone is happy NOT to fuck anything that moves doesn't mean they're going to get upset over nothing! SOME of us don't WANT to have sex, and are still angry about the world. Our views are as valid as any "well-laid" idiot's are, so stop telling me what the fuck I need to do to calm down. I have PLENTY of reason to be pissed about the state of the world, and what you idiots obsess over has no part in it!

 

In short, shut the fuck up about the goddamn sex. I AM calm; I'm also pissed at the same time. I'm not sitting here red in the face, LITERALLY giving myself an ulcer, though I often say that I am. Summary: people who don't care to have sex can still be angry about shit, so stop telling us what we need to do.

[eisanbt]

When people say "you gotta get laid" its more of a comical reference, mostly.....Joke..ha ha...!!???

 

I would also like to point outthe comedic value of the title "FUCKERS and their SEX". Well I think its clever, and i might just laugh till i shit myself. HA HA HA.

[builder]

Go fuck yourself is another good one.

 

But honestly, the bliss you sometimes get after having a good fuck tends to put things back into perspective. Well, it works for me. Particularly when the feeling is mutual.

 

If you don't like sex, I guess there is always the web.

 

Go hard, or go home.

[Jhony5]

I think SD is missing the point. Sex sooths the savage beast. They have alot of bears in Canada so this advice might come in handy. If your ever attacked by a bear, forget that playing dead bullshit. What you do is start rubbing it's genitals until they get hot and you feel it release its love into your hand. Afterwards the bear will be calm and retreat into the woods. If your boss starts yelling at you for a mistake you made, give him a blowjob. If a cop is upset at the rate of speed you were traveling, handjob. This thread sux dog ass so i'm having trouble taking it seriously. GO FUCK YOURSELF HAPPY SD !!!!

[Lethalfind]

Actually there is some good advice in the statement that "you need to get laid" to someone who is upset.

MY psychology professor whose speciality is human sexuality has pointed out that there are physical requirements and behavioral. Sex falls on the physical requirement side, not the behavioral... Sex falls on the side of eating, sleeping, shelter etc...

I took psychology years ago and all they talked about was Maslows hierarchy of needs, no mention of sex there. Ever since I said Sex should be on that list. Now I find the current thinking of psychology is that Sex is a basic phsyical need. People who say they don't like sex or don't need sex have something wrong in the way their mind functions with reference to sex.

Did you know that sexual intercourse burns 200 calories??

[Sydelbow]

Sex doesnt burn 200 calories. Raucous sex burns 200 calories. If you're just laying there but still having sex, you're not burning as much, are you? One minute men don't burn as much either.

 

But yes, orgasming calms people, so I've heard, eh? - it's why they all GO TO SLEEP. Plus it's a moment of happiness and clarity (and by clarity I mean ...nothingness.)

[Jhony5]

Sex doesnt burn 200 calories. Raucous sex burns 200 calories. If you're just laying there but still having sex, you're not burning as much, are you? One minute men don't burn as much either.

 

But yes, orgasming calms people, so I've heard, eh? - it's why they all GO TO SLEEP. Plus it's a moment of happiness and clarity (and by clarity I mean ...nothingness.)

 

 

Most forms of sex do in fact burn calories. My girlfriend is currently on the blowjob diet.

[Lethalfind]

Sex doesnt burn 200 calories. Raucous sex burns 200 calories. If you're just laying there but still having sex, you're not burning as much, are you? One minute men don't burn as much either.

 

But yes, orgasming calms people, so I've heard, eh? - it's why they all GO TO SLEEP. Plus it's a moment of happiness and clarity (and by clarity I mean ...nothingness.)

 

I can't of course speak for how you make love, but I can assure you that how I do it, it burns 200 calories...

 

AND not everyone is put too sleep by having an orgasm, women more often report being energized by having an orgrasm. Because women are multi orgasmic, we can come over and over again assuming or lover knows what he is doing. A man requires a rest period afterward, thus he falls asleep...

These are not my opinions or observations this information is well reported in the literature of the day...

[Lethalfind]

Most forms of sex do in fact burn calories. My girlfriend is currently on the blowjob diet.

 

LOL@blow job diet....

thats a good one.

[Komrade Vostok Hazard]

Men require the rest period after shooting their wad because after they shoot it, the blood flow rushes rapidly from the ping ping.

 

It does indeed burn calories, and it does a whole lot else, such as relieves stress, and can apparently make people appear younger if they have a good orgasm at least once a day. I don't remember where I read this, but I know I read it somewhere.

[Lethalfind]

Men require the rest period after shooting their wad because after they shoot it, the blood flow rushes rapidly from the ping ping.

 

It does indeed burn calories, and it does a whole lot else, such as relieves stress, and can apparently make people appear younger if they have a good orgasm at least once a day. I don't remember where I read this, but I know I read it somewhere.

 

its the peaceful look that you get when you can come, it relaxes your face so there are no wrinkles...therefore you look younger.

lol

[ImWithStupid]

When people tell someone who is sressed or crabby to have sex, they are often joking but there is something to it. Sexual activity releases hormones, like endorphins and seratonin, in the brain that actually are beneficial to improve mood and feeling of well being. So when someone is in a bad mood, sex can make you feel better.

 

http://www.azcentral.com/php-bin/clicktrack/print.php?referer=http://www.azcentral.com/health/men/articles/0213healthysex-ON.html

 

If sex isn't the answer maybe you should try Midol.

[Lethalfind]

When people tell someone who is sressed or crabby to have sex, they are often joking but there is something to it. Sexual activity releases hormones, like endorphins and seratonin, in the brain that actually are beneficial to improve mood and feeling of well being. So when someone is in a bad mood, sex can make you feel better.

 

http://www.azcentral.com/php-bin/clicktrack/print.php?referer=http://www.azcentral.com/health/men/articles/0213healthysex-ON.html

 

If sex isn't the answer maybe you should try Midol.

 

 

LOL@midol, maybe if sex isn't the answer its because that person is frigid!!!

[Silver_dragon87]

Lmao where did this topic go? Anyway, what I meant was that sometimes people think with the conscious part of their minds, not the instinctive part that says obey the chemicals--sometimes people can get along just fine while doing, or in this case not doing, whatever they WANT to do/not do. That is, one could say that everyone who resorts to sex to "take the edge off" and forget about shit instead of sitting and thinking about it, or whatever needs to be done, could be called weak. Shrugs I'm just saying not to insult people who make a choice to use their brains.

[Lethalfind]

Lmao where did this topic go? Anyway, what I meant was that sometimes people think with the conscious part of their minds, not the instinctive part that says obey the chemicals--sometimes people can get along just fine while doing, or in this case not doing, whatever they WANT to do/not do. That is, one could say that everyone who resorts to sex to "take the edge off" and forget about shit instead of sitting and thinking about it, or whatever needs to be done, could be called weak. Shrugs I'm just saying not to insult people who make a choice to use their brains.

 

Lethalfind<-----------WEAK !!!

in case you all hadn't noticed I NEED to take the edge off...

[snafu]

Sd

[Lethalfind]

Something tells me as a female she is not in touch with her own sexuality enough to be able to use sex as a tension reliever. She impresses me more as the kind of female who uses sex as a reward for the man she is tormenting at the moment and only gives it up if she is sure he will chain himself to her to show his everlasting devotion

Sex for Sex sake is alot more fun and a great stress reliever if you don't have to be thinking about what kind of husband he is going to make.

[snafu]

Something tells me as a female she is not in touch with her own sexuality enough to be able to use sex as a tension reliever. She impresses me more as the kind of female who uses sex as a reward for the man she is tormenting at the moment and only gives it up if she is sure he will chain himself to her to show his everlasting devotion

Sex for Sex sake is alot more fun and a great stress reliever if you don't have to be thinking about what kind of husband he is going to make.

 

She gay! I was also implying that she have sex with a man.

[Komrade Vostok Hazard]

She gay!? Well what does she prefer? Hampsters or gerbils?

[snafu]

She gay!? Well what does she prefer? Hampsters or gerbils?

 

A furbuger is a furbuger.