phreakwars Posted November 9, 2005 Posted November 9, 2005 Yeah, I know, some of you probably won't admit you do it, so maybe it's just me. Or how about farting in the store and blaming the kid. Sometimes you can only squeeze the buttcheecks so tight to hold it in , so I guess it really is true. The reason women don't fart as much as men, is because they are tight ass bitches. Well what about burping ?? I'm sure everyone has done that, right ?? I mean, in every diner, in probably every town in the world not only can you find chewing gum, you can find buggers planted under the tables. Most restroom stalls have them as well. As do phone booths, A.T.M.'S Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
Mohammed_Rots_In_Hell Posted November 9, 2005 Posted November 9, 2005 I pick my nose constantly! But I don't use white gloves! Quote The first amendment provides our constitution with its voice. The second amendment provides its teeth.
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted November 10, 2005 Posted November 10, 2005 Ahem If it itches...I'm going to scratch it If something feels like it shouldn't be there, I'm going to pick at it If it feels it should pass, it's going to pass Quote All bullshit, No Business.
RoyalOrleans Posted November 10, 2005 Posted November 10, 2005 I pick, yes. But, I don't eat. I am not an animal. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
snafu Posted November 10, 2005 Posted November 10, 2005 Ahem If it itches...I'm going to scratch it If something feels like it shouldn't be there, I'm going to pick at it If it feels it should pass, it's going to pass Ok I think Komarde coverd all the bases. here! Here! Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
builder Posted November 11, 2005 Posted November 11, 2005 I grow the nail on my little fingers long so it can do the pick right up high in the nostril. Most convenient. Question: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers. Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
Jhony5 Posted November 11, 2005 Posted November 11, 2005 Picking your nose is alright, if nobodys around. I hate it when your talking to someone and they start picking the shit out of there nose right in front of you, like its socialy acceptable. It makes me feel like they're checking me out to see if i'm down with the boogers. Like i'm gonna get invited into the seedy underbelly of the booger eaters underground movement. Pick it and stick it, just don't show your nose pickin pride to me. Quote i am sofa king we todd did.
GrayGal Posted November 11, 2005 Posted November 11, 2005 Picking your nose is GROSS! Thats why there is toilet paper, tissue, napkins! Thats like saying yeah i pick the shit LITERALLY outta my ass! DISGUSTING! Who wants to watch or hear about someone with their damn finger pointing to their brain or lack of and grabbing a big nasty booger Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/bf579d790688a5b6ce4acac92ae0b3e3.jpg Gray~Gal ..... You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. ~Dave Barry "I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally." WC Fields. Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege. Unknown There is nothing more frightening than active ignorance. ~Goethe
Hamza123 Posted November 12, 2005 Posted November 12, 2005 When people fart, it's just the matter of how long the gas carries itself around the air... And whether or not they had some foreign foods for lunch! I don't really care what you do to your nose privatley, as long as you're a good fella', you're alright with me. JUST DON'T PICK ANY SHIT, BOOGERS, LOOGIES, BALLS, OR adjusting the package, infront of me. Quote Taking it up the poopchute from Allah since 1990.
Lethalfind Posted November 12, 2005 Posted November 12, 2005 When people fart, it's just the matter of how long the gas carries itself around the air... And whether or not they had some foreign foods for lunch! I don't really care what you do to your nose privatley, as long as you're a good fella', you're alright with me. JUST DON'T PICK ANY SHIT, BOOGERS, LOOGIES, BALLS, OR adjusting the package, infront of me. I LOVE It when men adjust their package, especially good looking ones, I am tempted to ask if I can help them with that... Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
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