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I must admit the wife is a bit pissed since I converted to goombanism with its 186 holy days that we are required to celebrate by imbibing the fermented crops of the field (we are working on adding more holy days). Praise Goombah!! Once you have seen Goombah turn tap water into Shiner beer you too will believe.

 

Is Goombah the little creature(s) from the Super Mario games or is he a big mob enforcer?

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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Is Goombah the little creature(s) from the Super Mario games or is he a big mob enforcer?

 

Goombah is the creator of some things and dabbler at controlling the universe. He gets pissed when people blame him everytime there is a disaster. I mean controlling the universe is a pretty tough task, particularly when you are semi-intoxicated a great deal of the time.

The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman

 

 

"I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison

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Goombah is the creator of some things and dabbler at controlling the universe. He gets pissed when people blame him everytime there is a disaster. I mean controlling the universe is a pretty tough task, particularly when you are semi-intoxicated a great deal of the time.

 

So you're fucking insane. No?

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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Goombah is the creator of some things and dabbler at controlling the universe. He gets pissed when people blame him everytime there is a disaster. I mean controlling the universe is a pretty tough task, particularly when you are semi-intoxicated a great deal of the time.

 

I may be wrong, but are comparing Goombah to George W. Bush?

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I may be wrong, but are comparing Goombah to George W. Bush?

 

Actualy I think hes making a mochery of the Christian god. Although Goombah sounds alot more believable. Don't let Papabryant hear that though. He'll tell ya how some 15th century Christian scholar wrote a doctrine proving the non-existence of Goombah.

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Actualy I think hes making a mochery of the Christian god. Although Goombah sounds alot more believable. Don't let Papabryant hear that though. He'll tell ya how some 15th century Christian scholar wrote a doctrine proving the non-existence of Goombah.

 

That 15th Century so-called scholar has had only Pabst Blue Ribbon and Coors Light to drink for the last half a milliniem. Goombah can be a bit tough at times.

The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman

 

 

"I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison

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Not trying to restart the thread, but I want to make sure this didn't go to the second page.:p
A Christian with a Bible is a nuisance to your comfortable level of non-belief. And a Christian with a brain cannot be as easily dismissed as you might be accustomed to. But a Christian with both is a dangerous thing.
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Not trying to restart the thread, but I want to make sure this didn't go to the second page.:p

 

 

I'd be happy to resume this with you Papa. Maybe we could cool our jets on the second go 'round. I'll be back on later tonight when I have more time. Just don't say anything about my mother.

i am sofa king we todd did.

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