RoyalOrleans Posted December 25, 2005 Posted December 25, 2005 I must admit the wife is a bit pissed since I converted to goombanism with its 186 holy days that we are required to celebrate by imbibing the fermented crops of the field (we are working on adding more holy days). Praise Goombah!! Once you have seen Goombah turn tap water into Shiner beer you too will believe. Is Goombah the little creature(s) from the Super Mario games or is he a big mob enforcer? Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
hugo Posted December 25, 2005 Posted December 25, 2005 Is Goombah the little creature(s) from the Super Mario games or is he a big mob enforcer? Goombah is the creator of some things and dabbler at controlling the universe. He gets pissed when people blame him everytime there is a disaster. I mean controlling the universe is a pretty tough task, particularly when you are semi-intoxicated a great deal of the time. Quote The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison
RoyalOrleans Posted December 26, 2005 Posted December 26, 2005 Goombah is the creator of some things and dabbler at controlling the universe. He gets pissed when people blame him everytime there is a disaster. I mean controlling the universe is a pretty tough task, particularly when you are semi-intoxicated a great deal of the time. So you're fucking insane. No? Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
ImWithStupid Posted December 26, 2005 Posted December 26, 2005 Goombah is the creator of some things and dabbler at controlling the universe. He gets pissed when people blame him everytime there is a disaster. I mean controlling the universe is a pretty tough task, particularly when you are semi-intoxicated a great deal of the time. I may be wrong, but are comparing Goombah to George W. Bush? Quote
Jhony5 Posted December 26, 2005 Posted December 26, 2005 I may be wrong, but are comparing Goombah to George W. Bush? Actualy I think hes making a mochery of the Christian god. Although Goombah sounds alot more believable. Don't let Papabryant hear that though. He'll tell ya how some 15th century Christian scholar wrote a doctrine proving the non-existence of Goombah. Quote i am sofa king we todd did.
hugo Posted December 26, 2005 Posted December 26, 2005 Actualy I think hes making a mochery of the Christian god. Although Goombah sounds alot more believable. Don't let Papabryant hear that though. He'll tell ya how some 15th century Christian scholar wrote a doctrine proving the non-existence of Goombah. That 15th Century so-called scholar has had only Pabst Blue Ribbon and Coors Light to drink for the last half a milliniem. Goombah can be a bit tough at times. Quote The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison
papabryant Posted January 27, 2006 Posted January 27, 2006 Not trying to restart the thread, but I want to make sure this didn't go to the second page. Quote A Christian with a Bible is a nuisance to your comfortable level of non-belief. And a Christian with a brain cannot be as easily dismissed as you might be accustomed to. But a Christian with both is a dangerous thing.
Jhony5 Posted January 27, 2006 Posted January 27, 2006 Not trying to restart the thread, but I want to make sure this didn't go to the second page. I'd be happy to resume this with you Papa. Maybe we could cool our jets on the second go 'round. I'll be back on later tonight when I have more time. Just don't say anything about my mother. Quote i am sofa king we todd did.
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