skategreen Posted November 30, 2005 Posted November 30, 2005 ...You either read alot of porn novels or write alot of porn novels. No Dawling, merely confessing my "fetish"...a non-sexual body part found to be very sexy. Ahh I did rather wax poetic, lost in a fantasy of the "ideal back"... Really great backs are few and far between...it's not EVERY back that sends me to a swoon! Never read porn, never owned it, bought it, rented it, or desired such. Unless you count the Clan of the Cave Bear Series...I did read all of those...but honestly, when I re-read them, I always skip the sex scenes..I mean, C'MON! Yeah yeah, we GET it already...Ayla and Jondalar have good sex!..yawwwwn. Quote The thought manifests as the word. The word manifests as the deed. The deed develops into habit. And the habit hardens into character. So watch the thought and its ways with care. And let it spring from love, born out of concern for all beings. - Buddha
builder Posted November 30, 2005 Posted November 30, 2005 It's all about the back..and only the back... ohhhh don't get me started again... I must admit, though I do love legs and bums, I could rub a good back for hours. I'll have to post a pic of my back. Though I can't see it myself, it's been said to be one defined mofo of a back. Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
Lethalfind Posted November 30, 2005 Posted November 30, 2005 No Dawling, merely confessing my "fetish"...a non-sexual body part found to be very sexy. Ahh I did rather wax poetic, lost in a fantasy of the "ideal back"... Really great backs are few and far between...it's not EVERY back that sends me to a swoon! Never read porn, never owned it, bought it, rented it, or desired such. Unless you count the Clan of the Cave Bear Series...I did read all of those...but honestly, when I re-read them, I always skip the sex scenes..I mean, C'MON! Yeah yeah, we GET it already...Ayla and Jondalar have good sex!..yawwwwn. Skate, that was beautiful and very evocative. I could see the back you were speaking of. I'm with you when it comes to porn. I have watched a couple things online but they left me cold. Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
ToriAllen Posted November 30, 2005 Posted November 30, 2005 My favorite part of the body? There is a groove where the stomach meets the hip. Just below a well defines six-pack on either side. The line of this groove takes your eyes down and in from each side. It is my version of the ‘Happy trail’. So sexy when a guy is fit. It becomes a little too much of a groove when the guy is not. I also like a good strong, firm chest. I can't deal with a bird-chested man. I have always had a thing for a well tanned man in a tight pair of red briefs. I think it all started with the Jean-Claude Van Damme movie called Blood Sport... Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
Outlaw2747 Posted November 30, 2005 Posted November 30, 2005 Legs Legs Legs Legs Legs!!! Quote "I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fb910e0baa5b4e108ffee98f66cdb3cc.gif
ToriAllen Posted November 30, 2005 Posted November 30, 2005 Chocolate covered strawberries...Or, just about anything covered in chocolate. Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
Outlaw2747 Posted November 30, 2005 Posted November 30, 2005 Now that is one thing I DON'T understand about women... WHAT THE HELL IS SEXY ABOUT CHOCOLATE AND A FRUIT? Quote "I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fb910e0baa5b4e108ffee98f66cdb3cc.gif
Lethalfind Posted November 30, 2005 Posted November 30, 2005 Now that is one thing I DON'T understand about women... WHAT THE HELL IS SEXY ABOUT CHOCOLATE AND A FRUIT? It depends on what you do with the chocolate and fruit... I have always wanted to pour warm chocolate syrup on my lover and lick it all off...never found anyone wanting to participate in that, I guess for fear I would warm the chocolate too much. Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
snafu Posted November 30, 2005 Posted November 30, 2005 I think I Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
Outlaw2747 Posted November 30, 2005 Posted November 30, 2005 It depends on what you do with the chocolate and fruit... I have always wanted to pour warm chocolate syrup on my lover and lick it all off...never found anyone wanting to participate in that, I guess for fear I would warm the chocolate too much. What the fuck. Quote "I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fb910e0baa5b4e108ffee98f66cdb3cc.gif
eisanbt Posted November 30, 2005 Author Posted November 30, 2005 What the fuck. Is that so terrible? I sure as hell wouldn't mind being on either end of that. Quote http://www.boohbah.com/zone.html "It's a poor sort of memory that only works backwards" -Lewis Carroll
Lethalfind Posted December 1, 2005 Posted December 1, 2005 Is that so terrible? I sure as hell wouldn't mind being on either end of that. thats what I was wondering, how can that be bad if the chocolate is not too warm. How many men would hate to have a tongue bath??? Unless their weirded out about food sex I guess... I have to confess that I have an oral fixation...If I can't suck his cock, I will suck his thumb until he is screaming for me to suck his cock... Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
Outlaw2747 Posted December 1, 2005 Posted December 1, 2005 Having some girl suck my thumb would just make me look at them as if they had severe mental issues. Quote "I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fb910e0baa5b4e108ffee98f66cdb3cc.gif
RoyalOrleans Posted December 1, 2005 Posted December 1, 2005 I have to confess that I have an oral fixation...If I can't suck his cock, I will suck his thumb until he is screaming for me to suck his cock... Sounds like someone needs their pacifier. Open up and say "ahhh..."! Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Lethalfind Posted December 1, 2005 Posted December 1, 2005 Having some girl suck my thumb would just make me look at them as if they had severe mental issues. you need to get out more. I have never had that reaction from a man, he always knows I am mimicking sucking his cock and he can't think of anything else Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
Vander Posted December 1, 2005 Posted December 1, 2005 It depends on what you do with the chocolate and fruit... I have always wanted to pour warm chocolate syrup on my lover and lick it all off...never found anyone wanting to participate in that, I guess for fear I would warm the chocolate too much. Ever try Vanilla message oil? Great stuff. Especially, the self-warming kind. Quote
Lethalfind Posted December 1, 2005 Posted December 1, 2005 Ever try Vanilla message oil? Great stuff. Especially, the self-warming kind. sounds nice, I will have to try that one. I just got some of the KY with the warming effect as well, will let you know how that works as well. Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
Vander Posted December 1, 2005 Posted December 1, 2005 sounds nice, I will have to try that one. I just got some of the KY with the warming effect as well, will let you know how that works as well. Oh, no! Try it in a non-sensitive area first. I tried that when it first came out and it burns like fire. The horror...Unless your into that, I guess. It gets very hot. Quote
Lethalfind Posted December 1, 2005 Posted December 1, 2005 Oh, no! Try it in a non-sensitive area first. I tried that when it first came out and it burns like fire. The horror...Unless your into that, I guess. It gets very hot. OH MY GOD, does it really?? Can I ask what part of you it burned?? I was wondering about that because I know a mans balls are VERY sensitive. I have a girlfriend who says she and her husband use it but I didn't ask for specifics about where they use it. I also think it might come as a shock to someone if they didn't know you were going to use it. Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
Vander Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 OH MY GOD, does it really?? Can I ask what part of you it burned?? I was wondering about that because I know a mans balls are VERY sensitive. I have a girlfriend who says she and her husband use it but I didn't ask for specifics about where they use it. I also think it might come as a shock to someone if they didn't know you were going to use it. Um. I wasn Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 Um. I wasn Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
ToriAllen Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 On that note, steer clear of all silicone based caulking when looking for a good lubricant. I'm almost afraid to ask... Do tell. Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 Having some girl suck my thumb would just make me look at them as if they had severe mental issues. I once knew this chick who got pissed one night and kept trying to eat and swallow my fingers..... ....and as for the fruit, Wouldn't that taste kind of gross after being in a number of different body fluids? Quote All bullshit, No Business.
Lethalfind Posted December 3, 2005 Posted December 3, 2005 I once knew this chick who got pissed one night and kept trying to eat and swallow my fingers..... ....and as for the fruit, Wouldn't that taste kind of gross after being in a number of different body fluids? Well...you don't try to swallow the fingers, you give the thumb a nice little suck, pretending that its his cock. Don't linger too long because of course the fun of this for the man is him thinking about you doing the same to his cock. There is only so much of that, that will work. I guess it depends on whether you like the taste of the bodily fluids or not... Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
Lethalfind Posted December 3, 2005 Posted December 3, 2005 On the subject of things not intended to be used as lubricants in the sensetive areas... My first husband was an idoit, lets just be honest here. I had a large glass jar of Jalapenos. I had a pair of bamboo tongs on the jar. I had told him never to actually touch the jalapenos because they oil does not wash off and I could just imagine him getting it on his hands and then going to the bathroom afterward and getting it on his cock and or balls. He wasn't that stupid, he saved it for me. I can't tell you how badly and for how long that burned my pussy. I was so pissed at him I wanted to punch him. After all how many times does one have to describe the corrosive effects of Jalapenos??????? Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
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