RoyalOrleans Posted November 24, 2005 Posted November 24, 2005 As of today, Thursday November 24th 2005: Thanksgiving Day. The Drunk Report says that Nick Lachay (La-shay or Lakey?) and Jessica Simpson have finally called it quits. Nick & Jessica [Finally] No More! GF, I want to know how this will affect your day to day life? I know I'm deeply disturbed about the whole ordeal. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
angie Posted November 24, 2005 Posted November 24, 2005 I'm glad. Maybe I won't have to hear about it anymore now. And see her weird ass face with that ugly mouth plastered all over the front of magazine covers when I'm waiting in line at the grocery store. Quote http://www.darwinawards.com/ http://www.snopes.com http://www.breakthechain.org STOP THE SPAM!! Click Me You Know You Want To
Lethalfind Posted November 24, 2005 Posted November 24, 2005 ...Nick and Jessica WHO???... not even a blip on my screen. Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
RoyalOrleans Posted November 24, 2005 Author Posted November 24, 2005 [attach=full]707[/attach] Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Lethalfind Posted November 24, 2005 Posted November 24, 2005 I was kidding when I said I didn't know who they were, I just don't pay attention to people like this...They don't matter in my world. Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
snafu Posted November 24, 2005 Posted November 24, 2005 I'm not kidding when I say who the fuck are they? And unless she's gonna suck my dick I don't care. Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
Outlaw2747 Posted November 24, 2005 Posted November 24, 2005 They both look like sluts. Quote "I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fb910e0baa5b4e108ffee98f66cdb3cc.gif
RoyalOrleans Posted November 25, 2005 Author Posted November 25, 2005 They both look like sluts. I would not doubt that, Outlaw. I mean, look at Nick. The way he dresses... so metrosexual. He's so Abercrombie and Fitch. I wish I were that cool. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Hamza123 Posted November 26, 2005 Posted November 26, 2005 Haha, Im the lone voter.. Lol nah, actually I don't really care, but hey, I seriously am not surprised, and I wouldn't be surpised if Britney and Kevin split anytime soon either. The men in these celebrity relationships are usually prissy bitches and the women can't handle them... Quote Taking it up the poopchute from Allah since 1990.
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted November 26, 2005 Posted November 26, 2005 Oh no some celebrity couple split! How will I ever go on? Quote All bullshit, No Business.
RoyalOrleans Posted November 26, 2005 Author Posted November 26, 2005 Oh no some celebrity couple split! How will I ever go on? Just do as I did, Komrade; become a Vegan, convert to the Kabbalah or Scientology, and smoke Dunhill Lights. This should help you through this horrible, horrendous turn of events. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Lethalfind Posted November 26, 2005 Posted November 26, 2005 Just do as I did, Komrade; become a Vegan, convert to the Kabbalah or Scientology, and smoke Dunhill Lights. This should help you through this horrible, horrendous turn of events. LOL, I can see that in you RO... does being a Vegen mean you can't eat pussy??? Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
RoyalOrleans Posted November 26, 2005 Author Posted November 26, 2005 LOL, I can see that in you RO... does being a Vegen mean you can't eat pussy??? As long as I don't swallow during cunnilingus. Shit. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Lethalfind Posted November 26, 2005 Posted November 26, 2005 As long as I don't swallow during cunnilingus. Shit. Now that will require some readjustment of your talent or you could drown. but...I know your thinking, what a way to go... Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
eisanbt Posted November 26, 2005 Posted November 26, 2005 Will they still be allowed to show "Newly Weds?", I'd pretty much die without it!!! Gag, choke, vomit, massive diarrihea Atleast theres still a few simpsons on TV, but they're all shit now too. Quote http://www.boohbah.com/zone.html "It's a poor sort of memory that only works backwards" -Lewis Carroll
RoyalOrleans Posted November 26, 2005 Author Posted November 26, 2005 Now that will require some readjustment of your talent or you could drown. but...I know your thinking, what a way to go... If I have to die of drowning, that would be the best way to do it. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
LilBit Posted November 27, 2005 Posted November 27, 2005 Their split doesn't affect me in any way and everyone seen this one coming. Quote
builder Posted November 28, 2005 Posted November 28, 2005 Oh no some celebrity couple split! How will I ever go on? There are support groups, dude. Hope you haven't given up yet.Throw out an SOS if you are drowning. We have you covered. Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
italiano_Pride Posted November 29, 2005 Posted November 29, 2005 [attach=full]708[/attach] Is it just me or does she look like a damned plastic doll in this picture? As for how it will effect me, it won't besides the fact i'll have to put up with it on T.V. for the enxt few weeks. Other than that I really don't care. Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted November 29, 2005 Author Posted November 29, 2005 Is it just me or does she look like a damned plastic doll in this picture? As for how it will effect me, it won't besides the fact i'll have to put up with it on T.V. for the enxt few weeks. Other than that I really don't care. Plastic or not, Jessica Simpson is still very do-able. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
italiano_Pride Posted November 29, 2005 Posted November 29, 2005 That's a fact. She's hot but the one thing I don't like about her is her stupidity factor...let's face it, she's dumb as a brick. Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted November 29, 2005 Author Posted November 29, 2005 That's a fact. She's hot but the one thing I don't like about her is her stupidity factor...let's face it, she's dumb as a brick. A brick I'd like to lay! Nyuck! Nyuck! Heh heh! Growl growl! Ahhh... horseshit... forget it! Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
italiano_Pride Posted November 29, 2005 Posted November 29, 2005 Ah, give yourself some credit, it was cute for a second. Quote
Outlaw2747 Posted November 29, 2005 Posted November 29, 2005 Plastic or not, Jessica Simpson is still very do-able. She's about as do-able as a vat of battery acid. You might as well stick your dick in that because you will get the same result. Quote "I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fb910e0baa5b4e108ffee98f66cdb3cc.gif
RoyalOrleans Posted November 30, 2005 Author Posted November 30, 2005 She's about as do-able as a vat of battery acid. You might as well stick your dick in that because you will get the same result. My, my... Outlaw! I wouldn't have expected any less of a response. I may stick my prick in it to hit it, but I'd have to split it and quit it. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
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