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I think I'd rather have the dried up ol' prune than Brittney Spears. God knows, what she has.

 

To answer your question; yes, I have.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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I think I'd rather have the dried up ol' prune than Brittney Spears. God knows, what she has.

 

To answer your question; yes, I have.

 

Spitney Breers has the worst case of pancake makeup covering deep acne scars I have ever seen on a supposed Pop star.

 

And RO, I don't think you would be human if you hadn't.

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

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And RO, I don't think you would be human if you hadn't.

 

That's the funny thing, I'm not human. I was genetically developed in a petri dish by a panel of scientists from all over the world. They were destined to make me the leader of the Cracker Ass Crackers.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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That's the funny thing, I'm not human. I was genetically developed in a petri dish by a panel of scientists from all over the world. They were destined to make me the leader of the Cracker Ass Crackers.

 

That would explain some of your measurements, I mean if a man were to genetically engineer a man, he would have made him JUST like you...

Come to think of it so would a woman.

A face like an angel and ....

I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
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That would explain some of your measurements, I mean if a man were to genetically engineer a man, he would have made him JUST like you...

Come to think of it so would a woman.

A face like an angel and ....

 

... a floppy donkey dick?

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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Its not always floppy...

 

No.

 

My dick is sooooooo big I have to call it "mister" and "sir" in front of company.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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I guess it's the old saying that you go to bed with a beauty queen and wake up with a circus clown.

That was a real aging of a crack whore.

That shit will do it to ya if it don

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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My dick is so big that Stephen Hawking has a theory about it.

Now why would you have shown your dick to Stephen Hawking and not me??

I asked nicely...

I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.

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