cool_dude Posted November 25, 2005 Posted November 25, 2005 About a week ago I was in New York. Wow, I will tell you one thing. In N.Y. anything can happen and I mean ANYTHING. Just the other day I was walking on this street and there next to some abandoned fast food restaurant I saw thing homeless guy just sitting there. I almost walked by him but stopped in my path to look at what he was doing. He was eating napkins! Yes, I said napkins. I felt so sorry for him that I went to this food stand and bought a slice of pizza. I came up to him and gave him that slice of warm pizza. He looked up at me. His eyes started shining and I even saw a few tears drop from his eyes. He got up and thanked me. He said "God bless you generous one." He then sat back down on his flipped over shopping cart, wiped his mouth with the slice of pizza and resumed eating his napkins. From that day on, I was never the same. Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted November 25, 2005 Posted November 25, 2005 Goddamn. What are you working on a bit for a comedy club act? If so, you should consider keeping your day job. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Vortex Posted November 25, 2005 Posted November 25, 2005 Goddamn. What are you working on a bit for a comedy club act? If so, you should consider keeping your day job. Ive heard that story before somewhere........ Quote -I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!! -The Liver is evil and must be punished! -The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?!
cool_dude Posted November 25, 2005 Author Posted November 25, 2005 Ive heard that story before somewhere........ Comedy Central From one of the stand-up comedians. He also said some other really funny shit. Quote
Lethalfind Posted November 26, 2005 Posted November 26, 2005 You may be out of the idiot box, but my power to read the future tell me its in your not so distant future... Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
tonon Posted November 26, 2005 Posted November 26, 2005 must have confused the hell out of you. Quote p1010226
cool_dude Posted November 26, 2005 Author Posted November 26, 2005 You may be out of the idiot box, but my power to read the future tell me its in your not so distant future... And something else tells me that I don't give a rats ass. Quote
Lethalfind Posted November 26, 2005 Posted November 26, 2005 And something else tells me that I don't give a rats ass. That much is evident... Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
phreakwars Posted November 27, 2005 Posted November 27, 2005 And something else tells me that I don't give a rats ass.Well good, then we'll make it 72 hours in the box for not giving a rats ass. . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
RoyalOrleans Posted November 27, 2005 Posted November 27, 2005 Well good, then we'll make it 72 hours in the box for not giving a rats ass. . . Whew! If you weren't I was going to. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Lethalfind Posted November 27, 2005 Posted November 27, 2005 He's going to spend enough time there that he can put up his own curtains and wallpaper... make it a real home. The Idiot Box = working to form the minds of Americas Youth. Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
phreakwars Posted November 30, 2005 Posted November 30, 2005 Man I love picking on cool_dude. It's too bad he doesn't troll the site more often, we could have all kinds of fun. I'm in a better mood since telling off the home town racist, so maybe I'll be a nice guy and release cool_dude a little early from the box. . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
RoyalOrleans Posted November 30, 2005 Posted November 30, 2005 Good behavior plus an early parole doesn't always equal a reformed criminal. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
cool_dude Posted December 2, 2005 Author Posted December 2, 2005 Good behavior plus an early parole doesn't always equal a reformed criminal. I was nice until Lethalfind acted like an ass. Quote
ToriAllen Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 You're still here? Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
cool_dude Posted December 2, 2005 Author Posted December 2, 2005 It's too bad he doesn't troll the site more often, we could have all kinds of fun. What can I say, life became more demanding than just being on the internet all the time. And I also started a new project with programming so I wont be on as often. Quote
cool_dude Posted December 2, 2005 Author Posted December 2, 2005 You're still here? Yes, still alive! Quote
Lethalfind Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 I was nice until Lethalfind acted like an ass. I wasn't acting...thats who I really am. Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
cool_dude Posted December 3, 2005 Author Posted December 3, 2005 He's going to spend enough time there that he can put up his own curtains and wallpaper... make it a real home. The Idiot Box = working to form the minds of Americas Youth. Haha...Now thats some funny stuff. Quote
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