italiano_Pride Posted November 26, 2005 Posted November 26, 2005 Wel, I was idly sitting there drinking a cup of coffee about 9:00 this morning, when I noticed in the local paper that one of the support ropes for a baloon snapped, the baloon took out a streetlight which took out a couple of people a couple years younger than me (about 14.) What do I make of this? Well, good! Serves them right for fucking going to that parade of all that is pretentious & stupid. Folks lets face it, any goddamn person that goes to, watches on T.V., or even thinks about for that matter, that fucking parade deserves a good kick in the ass & thats just what they got...except instead of a kick in the ass they got a blunt hit in the head with a streelight...good, fuck 'em! Quote
eisanbt Posted November 26, 2005 Posted November 26, 2005 Quite a sadistic ass you are. Although its mildly funny from the sidelines that a few kids got killed but a giant balloon and a streetlamp, its still a sad occasion. Do you honestly think that were you there, standing a few feet away, that you'd laugh at them? You'd probably be horrified and tried whever you could to help them out, unless you're a complete psychopath in which case we need to put you down. Quote http://www.boohbah.com/zone.html "It's a poor sort of memory that only works backwards" -Lewis Carroll
angie Posted November 26, 2005 Posted November 26, 2005 WHAT is your malfunction? They went to the parade to have a good time. One was 11, and the 26 year old was in a WHEELCHAIR. You are a sick and demented individual. You truly are. How sad. Quote http://www.darwinawards.com/ http://www.snopes.com http://www.breakthechain.org STOP THE SPAM!! Click Me You Know You Want To
Lethalfind Posted November 26, 2005 Posted November 26, 2005 The first weekend in December, Disney is filming their Christmas parade, if you have a season pass as my daughter and I do you can get in early to watch the fray, starting at 7am on a Friday. Not only am I going I am pulling Diane out of school for the day to see the celebrities and enjoy the whole day at the Magic Kingdom...One must have priorities. One year Aerosmith was there in the parade, I wish I had been there that year as well. We have met several celebs, all music bands at Disney. All of these things will be wonderful memories for my daughter as she grows up. Shes probably the only 8 year old who has danced on stage beside Chubby Checker, had Rick Springfield kiss and hug her... Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
italiano_Pride Posted November 26, 2005 Author Posted November 26, 2005 My friends, there's been a little writing style called satire for many years now. That's all that was. Kind of like Phreakwars' shot at Christmas. Quote
angie Posted November 27, 2005 Posted November 27, 2005 Your satire sounds more like nails on chalkboard to me. Quote http://www.darwinawards.com/ http://www.snopes.com http://www.breakthechain.org STOP THE SPAM!! Click Me You Know You Want To
italiano_Pride Posted November 27, 2005 Author Posted November 27, 2005 Why don't you go back to the corner where you belong, ok? Quote
angie Posted November 27, 2005 Posted November 27, 2005 Who says I left? It's quite cozy here, actually. And it ain't gonna stop the peanut gallery. Quote http://www.darwinawards.com/ http://www.snopes.com http://www.breakthechain.org STOP THE SPAM!! Click Me You Know You Want To
Lethalfind Posted November 27, 2005 Posted November 27, 2005 Why don't you go back to the corner where you belong, ok? I like Ang fine just where she is and if anyone should go back to the corner its you IP... Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
RoyalOrleans Posted November 27, 2005 Posted November 27, 2005 Why don't you go back to the corner where you belong, ok? Go back to that boot-shaped country in the northern Mediterranean! Find yourself a nice hairy pitted woman and have a litter of greaseballs, ya fuckin' wop! Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Lethalfind Posted November 27, 2005 Posted November 27, 2005 By my count IP is about 16 and probably NEVER set foot in Italy...Looks like we're stuck with him... His age of course explains alot. Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
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