ToriAllen Posted December 1, 2005 Posted December 1, 2005 Men under 6' tall Men that are younger than me Men with red hair Men with curly hair Sissy men Men that don't get my humor/sarcasm and take everything I say at face value Men that are too serious and uptight Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
Lethalfind Posted December 2, 2005 Author Posted December 2, 2005 Men under 6' tall Men that are younger than me Men with red hair Men with curly hair Sissy men Men that don't get my humor/sarcasm and take everything I say at face value Men that are too serious and uptight I have to agree with Tori, I don't have time to explain if the guy doesn't get me. Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
phreakwars Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 Men under 6' tall Men that are younger than me Men with red hair Men with curly hair Sissy men Men that don't get my humor/sarcasm and take everything I say at face value Men that are too serious and uptightBoy, builder doesn't have a snowballs chance in hell does he ?? . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
Outlaw2747 Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 Men under 6' tall Men that are younger than me Men with red hair Men with curly hair Sissy men Men that don't get my humor/sarcasm and take everything I say at face value Men that are too serious and uptight 1) That's me. 2) That's me. 3) Hmmm, got lucky. 4) That's me (if I let my hair grow). 5) Can't say, opinion based. 6) Can't say. 7) I appear to be that way. Problem with women who make lists like this is that if you get ONE ding it is all over. Then again, who's to say I'm not choosy myself? Quote "I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fb910e0baa5b4e108ffee98f66cdb3cc.gif
RoyalOrleans Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 Men with red hair My hair color in my youth was red, but as I've aged it has turned darker and darker. I'm afraid any kids of mine will have red hair until they get pass their early teens. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
snafu Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 Boy, builder doesn't have a snowballs chance in hell does he ?? . . Boy you read my mind on that one! I hate women that wear to much makeup. And I especially hate women that wear to much perfume. Oh please girls a little goes a long long long way. What are you trying to hide anyway? Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
RoyalOrleans Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 LOL. I saw your signature already. How could I not... It had me mesmerized for several minutes. Even that is a little much for me. I wouldn't mind seeing that in the bedroom but not walking around in public. It fits in to much with that Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
RoyalOrleans Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 Personally I can't stand tits that Big. I find them horribly unattractive and it brings down the rest of a gals image too. Atleast if they have a shitty teeth the rest still looks good,triple-Ds just are too damn noticable to ignore. I draw the line around a C cup. :o I like breasts that are in preportion, or slightly larger, to the woman's body. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
RoyalOrleans Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 Is it just me, or do they look so fake and hard that you could bounce a quarter off of them? Perhaps a bit over-filled. They just don't look soft and squishy like boobs should be. She should probably stay away from sharp corners. Squishy should never be used in describing a woman's breasts. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
snafu Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 I like breasts that are in proportion, or slightly larger, to the woman's body. Well she's differently slightly larger. Unless the proportion is her ass and it matches with those tits! Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
RoyalOrleans Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 Well she's differently slightly larger. Unless the proportion is her ass and it matches with those tits! What if your head matched the size of her combined breats? Man... you'd be a wicked waterhead. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Vander Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 Squishy should never be used in describing a woman's breasts. Squishy being used to describe breasts is on par with 'juicy' being used to describe asses. That is not how I would want to think of either one. Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 Squishy being used to describe breasts is on par with 'juicy' being used to describe asses. That is not how I would want to think of either one. Squishy is on par with an old woman's flabby arm. Total fucking turn off, Vander. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Vander Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 Women that smoke and women that cuss. I know it is hypocritical. I enjoy a good cigar, and I am certainly no saint when it comes to use of the more colorful parts of the English language, but it is different for women than men. I like classy women, and those two things can ruin the most beautiful woman for me. There is nothing sexy or sultry about a woman with a cigarette hanging out of her mouth. A woman that cusses like a sailor is not attractive. The word that most readily comes to mind when seeing these things is 'trashy'. Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 Women that smoke and women that cuss. I know it is hypocritical. I enjoy a good cigar, and I am certainly no saint when it comes to use of the more colorful parts of the English language, but it is different for women than men. I like classy women, and those two things can ruin the most beautiful woman for me. There is nothing sexy or sultry about a woman with a cigarette hanging out of her mouth. A woman that cusses like a sailor is not attractive. The word that most readily comes to mind when seeing these things is 'trashy'. Smoking I can handle, I smoke and it is one more thing I have in common. Cursing? I can do without. I mean, everyone gets angry and shouts expletives. That's fine, we're only human. To have a woman curse in common everyday speech is just, as you say, trashy. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Vander Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 Smoking I can handle, I smoke and it is one more thing I have in common. Cursing? I can do without. I mean, everyone gets angry and shouts expletives. That's fine, we're only human. To have a woman curse in common everyday speech is just, as you say, trashy. There is something masculine about most women that smoke: the voice, the skin, even the mannerisms. I agree that I don't mind hearing the occasional curse word that accompanies a stubbed toe, or a heated fight. It is the excessive use that is repulsive. I am used to hearing cuss rather than curse. My best friend has corrected me many times, but it still doesn Quote
ToriAllen Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 My hair color in my youth was red, but as I've aged it has turned darker and darker. I'm afraid any kids of mine will have red hair until they get pass their early teens. I think it is just the pale skin and freckles that are usually present with the red hair. Girls don Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
ToriAllen Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 Boy, builder doesn't have a snowballs chance in hell does he ?? . . Awe. Builder is cute in his own little way. Problem with women who make lists like this is that if you get ONE ding it is all over. Then again, who's to say I'm not choosy myself? Yeah, but it cuts down on time, too. Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
eisanbt Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 There is nothing sexy or sultry about a woman with a cigarette hanging out of her mouth. A woman that cusses like a sailor is not attractive. The word that most readily comes to mind when seeing these things is 'trashy'. Nothing wrong with a gal enjoying a cigar/cigerette! (Makes you cool ya know) As for the cussing, yah in pretty much anyone its not appealing to me. Just seems a sign of stupidity that they can't come up with clever things to say so they just shoot off pointless cussing. As for Tori, a list is awfully black and white is it not. Consider the following; Statment: "If a man is attractive, caring, intelligent and a good lover then you should marry him" This is pretty true (Were just talking scenerios here) Statement "If a man is caring, intelligent and a good lover you shouldn't marry him" or "If a man is Attractive, caring and a good lover you shouldn't marry him" Are the last 2 not BS? Settling for less then perfect(Perfect being people's reletive ideas of perfection) is not only necessary, but completely acceptable. Besides, if somebody is only taking tickets from the 'perfect' men/women of the world then they must be assuming that they themselves are perfect. Quote http://www.boohbah.com/zone.html "It's a poor sort of memory that only works backwards" -Lewis Carroll
ToriAllen Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 As for Tori, a list is awfully black and white is it not. Consider the following; Statment: "If a man is attractive, caring, intelligent and a good lover then you should marry him" This is pretty true (Were just talking scenerios here) Statement "If a man is caring, intelligent and a good lover you shouldn't marry him" or "If a man is Attractive, caring and a good lover you shouldn't marry him" Are the last 2 not BS? Settling for less then perfect(Perfect being people's reletive ideas of perfection) is not only necessary, but completely acceptable. Besides, if somebody is only taking tickets from the 'perfect' men/women of the world then they must be assuming that they themselves are perfect. The list is made up of guidelines, not rules. There are certain things that I find unattractive. I can't change that without shock therapy. There are some things that I can put up with more than others. Remember, I'm married, and I can tell you now, he isn't perfect. In the scenario why should I go for the guy that is 'almost' perfect for me if I can have the guy that is perfect for me? Would you turn down Miss Perfect for Miss Almost Perfect? By the way, I am perfect. Didn't you get the memo? I'll have to talk to Phreak about that. Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
RoyalOrleans Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 I think it is just the pale skin and freckles that are usually present with the red hair. Girls don’t look so bad with red hair. It's that Scotch-Irish gene that is so prevalent in my family. I used to get into fights when I was a wee lad, because of my hair color. If I came home with a dotted eye or busted lip, my older brothers would ride the bus with me to school the next day. Nobody, but nobody fucked with my oldest brother. Rodger could make mincemeat out of anyone. I remember him getting suspended once for breaking some miserable prick's nose which in turn blackened both eyes. I don't recall ever being pale, but I guess my freckles made me look tan. Today, I have like five freckles. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
ToriAllen Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 It's that Scotch-Irish gene that is so prevalent in my family. I don't recall ever being pale, but I guess my freckles made me look tan. Today, I have like five freckles. My mother and grandfather are covered with freckles. Mom Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
Lethalfind Posted December 3, 2005 Author Posted December 3, 2005 I simply can't be around people who smoke. I have asthma and my lungs will fill up with junk sitting around a camp fire or sitting too close to fireworks. Its not that I don't think people have the right to smoke, I absolutely do however I have a hard enough time breathing the semi clean air around me. I'm a goner with people smoking. Even heavy cologne can send me into not being able to breath. I'm 38 and I have had pneumonia twice. I don't want to try for a 3rd. So for me, smokers are completely out. I can't even take it on their clothes. Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
RoyalOrleans Posted December 3, 2005 Posted December 3, 2005 Pale skin may not be pretty skin, but it is healthy skin. That is very true. My grandmother has very fair skin, but she is almost ageless in her face. Aside from her stooped posture and silvery hair, from a distance you'd think a young girl was appoaching. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
RoyalOrleans Posted December 3, 2005 Posted December 3, 2005 I simply can't be around people who smoke. I have asthma and my lungs will fill up with junk sitting around a camp fire or sitting too close to fireworks. Its not that I don't think people have the right to smoke, I absolutely do however I have a hard enough time breathing the semi clean air around me. I'm a goner with people smoking. Even heavy cologne can send me into not being able to breath. I'm 38 and I have had pneumonia twice. I don't want to try for a 3rd. So for me, smokers are completely out. I can't even take it on their clothes. I guess after our sexual romp, Leth, I'll have to take my after-sex-cigarette outside. That is, unless, you are at my place and then you'll have to go outside. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
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