What turns you off when it comes to a partner.

[Lethalfind]

I guess after our sexual romp, Leth, I'll have to take my after-sex-cigarette outside. That is, unless, you are at my place and then you'll have to go outside.

 

lolol, yea right...

[RoyalOrleans]

lolol, yea right...

 

Nonsmokers can go outside when I light up and come back in when I'm done. I have to go outside everywhere else, except in my own house. It's only cordial to respect the rules of my house.

[Lethalfind]

Nonsmokers can go outside when I light up and come back in when I'm done. I have to go outside everywhere else, except in my own house. It's only cordial to respect the rules of my house.

 

I'm so sensitive to the smell of smoke I don't go to peoples house that smoke in their house. I would have a problem being close to someone in my own home that had the smell of smoke on their clothes. You just have no idea how sensitive I am about smell. The smell of strong lotions or cologne also send me into coughing and gasping for air.

When I used to work for the insurance company I had to train people one on one. They would send me these hispanic women who had to PILE On the lotion and cologne perfume what the fuck ever and I would have to ask them to stop as long as they were sitting with me.

I would get into a coughing fit and not be able to catch my breath. It can get so bad that I gag and throw up but by that time I have felt it coming and gotten to the bathroom...thank god.

Haven't you guys ever noticed the signs in Doctors office asking you not too wear perfume etc. Its because of asthmatics, we can't take it.

[RoyalOrleans]

The smell of strong lotions or cologne also send me into coughing and gasping for air.

 

I don't wear cologne at all, but I do wear fragrant deodorants. Nothing too alarming, though. The last few girlfriends I've had and my second wife loved the way I smell after a long, hard work day.

[Komrade Vostok Hazard]

Men under 6' tall

Men that are younger than me

Men with red hair

Men with curly hair

Sissy men

Men that don't get my humor/sarcasm and take everything I say at face value

Men that are too serious and uptight

 

1. That's me.

2. Yer

3. Nope

4. Kinda

5. If this refers to men who aren't "macho" Then this is me -- AND I'M PROUD OF IT

6. Of course I don't get your humor. YOU AREN'T FUNNY.

7. Me uptight? No Serious? Fuck yes.

[angie]

You know what grosses me out now? When Bobby drinks beer. The smell of is is gross. I never noticed it when I wasn't pregnant because my sense of smell wasn't nearly as sensitive, and we usually were drinking together. Thank God he only drinks every once in a while.

[Lethalfind]

I don't wear cologne at all, but I do wear fragrant deodorants. Nothing too alarming, though. The last few girlfriends I've had and my second wife loved the way I smell after a long, hard work day.

 

that I can imagine...smell, look, taste...

[ToriAllen]

1. That's me.

2. Nope

3. Kinda

4. If this refers to men who aren't "macho" Then this is me -- AND I'M PROUD OF IT

5. Of course I don't get your humor. YOU AREN'T FUNNY.

6. Me uptight? No Serious? Fuck yes.

Oh darn. You were my second choice for a mate next to my husband.

[Lethalfind]

While I was reading the thread about fetishes, I realized another thing that turns me off.

I can't stand peoples feet, don't mess with mine and I can gaurantee I won't mess with yours. My nails are painted, I keep the calouses off, I use special lotions, if part way through the day they feel dirty, I wash them with soap and water and sometimes a baby wipe. BUT please don' fuck with my feet, thats just nasty.t

[Outlaw2747]

What turns me off? It is quite simple really and I'll try to make this short. I smell a spinoff...

 

1) SLUTS: Girls who's sole purpose is to run around like a stupid starving vagina and spread their legs at the first sign of a penis. These creatures disgust me and are the main reasons for bringing MORE knuckledraggers in the world, not to mention the spread of STDs.

 

2) HUGE CHICKS: Not talking about thick girls or big boned ones (not everyone is going to be as thin as a model, I am talking about a walking blob of lipids here. A stand-in for Moby Dick movies. Obviously someone doesn't care about their body and then act as if they are a minority and the world owes them everything. If you don't care for your body, why should I care for it?

 

3) OVERSENSITIVITY: It is okay to have emotions. It is okay to be concerned or to be sad and scared. But if you are asking me EVERY SINGLE DAY "Who are you with?" "Do I look fat in this?" "Did you miss me? (after not speaking for ONE FUCKING HOUR)" or any other stupid fucking questions like that, chances are, you won't last with me. I'll eventually get sick of you and tell you off. I don't like being blamed for YOUR problems and I have a life other than just YOU. Super-jealous girls need to go away as well.

 

4) PARTY ANIMALS: If this is their only lifestyle, they will not be considered. I made this mistake before. Most girls my age don't go to a party JUST to dance. Nope, they go for one thing..FUN. And "fun" usually translates into: getting drunk and looking for dick. (yes I realize there are party-goers that don't engage in such sick activities and go for other less de-moralizing reasons so quit while you're ahead). Which leads me to the next thing that turns me off...

 

5) DRUNKS: Need I say more?

 

6) SMOKERS: Don't matter if it is Newport or weed. I hate it. If it is just cigs, that doesn't mean you are eliminated but count on be not being near you if you smoke.

 

7) FEMINAZIS: You guys know my standing on this issue. Also a reason why the Lifetime Channel needs to be oblierated.

 

8) BAD HYGIENE: Obvious enough.

 

9) GOLD DIGGERS: Sorry bitch, but I don't have a ATM sticker on my forehead. Get a life, or better yet, die. We have enough money grubbing parasites on the planet.

 

10) STUCK-UPPITIES: You are not a queen. You are not all that and a bag of chips. Your boobs are fake, you are a nobody, and you can fuck off.

 

11) DON'T TOUCH MY FEET: For the few that do make it as my girlfriend, leave my peds alone. I won't bother yours, so you don't bother mine.

 

12) DON'T PLUCK MY EARS: An easy ticket for me to snap.

 

13) STUPIDITY: Being funny and goofing around is one thing. Being a moron isn't. Don't do it.

 

14) BITCHES: Self-explanatory.

 

15) OVERCROWDING: Just like you need your space, I need mine. I don't watch "the game" but I like to play "the game". Or read. Or take a shit. Some things aren't meant to be done together unless that is something we have in common. Please be courteous and realize this.

 

There are MANY MORE things that turn me off but I don't want to bore you people. Trust me, I can rant about this all night. But I'll spare you people.

[Lethalfind]

I don't like it when the man I am with watches TV in bed.

Bed is for two things, sleeping and making love. Thats not too say that you can't make love other places however...NO TV IN BED !!!

[RoyalOrleans]

I don't like it when the man I am with watches TV in bed.

Bed is for two things, sleeping and making love. Thats not too say that you can't make love other places however...NO TV IN BED !!!

 

Geeez...

 

I've used my bed for sleeping and watching television all these years. It never occurred to me to make love there.

[Komrade Vostok Hazard]

Actually it's the bathroom floor is meant for sleeping and making love. Bed is for loafing on while drinking beer, smoking pot and watching TV