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Your fate has been decided....

You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory!

Purgatory

 

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You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

 

 

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

 

Level Who are sent there? Score

Purgatory Repenting Believers High

Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Moderate

Level 2 Lustful Low

Level 3 Gluttonous Low

Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low

Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate

Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low

Level 7 Violent Low

Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate

Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very Low

Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. ;)

 

I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.:rolleyes:

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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!

 

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level | Score

Purgatory | Very Low

Level 1 - Limbo | Low

Level 2 | High

Level 3 | Moderate

Level 4 | Low

Level 5 | High

Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low

Level 7 | Very High

Level 8- the Malebolge | High

Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

 

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html

Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!

 

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level | Score

Purgatory | Very Low

Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low

Level 2 | Very High

Level 3 | High

Level 4 | High

Level 5 | Very High

Level 6 - The City of Dis | High

Level 7 | High

Level 8- the Malebolge | Very Low

Level 9 - Cocytus | High

 

I'm going to Hell? Tell me something I don't already know.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate

 

Liars burn forever in the Hells of Iron, Tori. How do we know that you're being honest about this?

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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Liars burn forever in the Hells of Iron, Tori. How do we know that you're being honest about this?

I'm repentant about my lying, and that's what counts...;)

Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. ;)

 

I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.:rolleyes:

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Guess i am more evil than i thought

 

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 8 times.

The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!

 

 

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!

 

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level | Score

Purgatory | Very Low

Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low

Level 2 | Very High

Level 3 | High

Level 4 | High

Level 5 | Very High

Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High

Level 7 | Very High

Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High

Level 9 - Cocytus | High

 

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html

Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

-I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!!

-The Liver is evil and must be punished!

-The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?!

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The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 7 times.

 

The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Seventh Level of Hell!

 

Seventh Level of Hell

 

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

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Same as vorty. Level 8

 

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!

 

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level | Score

Purgatory | Very Low

Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low

Level 2 | Very High

Level 3 | Very High

Level 4 | Very High

Level 5 | Very High

Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High

Level 7 | Very High

Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High

Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High

 

(p.s. I think they have eighth spelled wrong....)

:D
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One thing is for sure, we will all be having more fun then those in heaven...I'm sure there are alot of habits I would have to give up if I were in heaven.

Can you only use the missionary position in heaven?? Do Christians believe in oral sex?? The ones I was raised around didn't even believe you were supposed to enjoy sex, never mind oral sex. The minister of the church where I went to high school said it upsets the normal body chemistry, of course one of my classmates yelled out "only if your doing it right!"

I bet you can't cuss in heaven, drink to drunkeness, no pot smoking or any other kind I'll wager...

sounds like a very over rated place...

I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
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I seriously don't feel like I should go to hell. I'm not that bad of a person! :p

 

Maybe your just more honest...

Maybe NOT being a hypocrite, owning up to your faults will get you a free pass when it comes to crunch time...Ya never know.

I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.

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