Outlaw2747 Posted December 9, 2005 Posted December 9, 2005 This has to be one of the DUMBEST chain letters I have ever received. (I omitted the stupid ass "send to such n such people part.) And trust me, I hate chain letters but man, someone is living in a dream world. Some of the things make sense but this just sounds like someone expects us to be some sort of "perfect being." "This is is every girls dream....all these things would make a girl do anything. All the things are so sweet, so if your a guy...DO THEM EVEN IF YOU FEEL STUPID DOING IT! Every Girls Dream 1. Getting kissed in the pouring rain 2. Have that one hott kiss where your pressed against the wall 3. Have a guy that thinks you're the world 4. Have a guy that holds on as long as possible when giving hugs 5. A guy that whispers he loves you in your ear 6. Have that moment where you just gaze into eachother's eyes 7. When you cry, he kisses your tears away. 8. When you're not with your guy he's all that you can think about 9. Wearing his jacket and everytime you breath in, his scent surrounds you 10. A guy who will watch any movie with you, no matter how teary eyed you may get. 11. A guy who squeezes your hand 12. A guy that says he loves you and means it 13. A guy that will play her favorite song outside her window 14. A guy who is loyal 15. A guy that will sing to you no matter how bad he is at it. 16. A guy that will kiss you on the forehead. 17. A guy that will call you beautiful or adorable...not hot, fine, or sexy 18. A guy that will never judge you for how you look. 19. A guy that says cheezy stuff to you just to make u smile 20. A guy that is the same when he is with you and when with friends 21. A guy that tells you everything honestly 22. A guy that is good with your family and introduces you to his family 23. A guy that will always let you win 24. A guy who stands up for you no matter who he is against 25. A guy who calls you at night just to say 'hi' and see how your day has been 26. A guy who tells you that your smile makes everything better 27. A guy who will sit on the phone with you when you're sad, even if you're quiet 28. A guy who you can hangout and have fun with 29. A guy that will just randonmly call you for no reason at all, just because he missed you 30. A guy who will hold your hand through the roughest parts of life. 31. A guy who would love you forever no matter the circumstance. 32. A guy who wouldn't mind you wanting to get all dressed up and do your make up for him. Even if he says he likes you better without make up. 33. A guy who you can be yourself with and he will never give a care and would still tell you that you are amazing to him. 34. A guy who runs his fingers through your hair, like he's washing your worries/troubles away. 35. A guy who tells you you make his day better, just for being you" What do you guys think of this bullshit? I feel like ranting today. P.S. I promptly told the girl that sent this to me how much of a fucking idiot she was. Quote "I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fb910e0baa5b4e108ffee98f66cdb3cc.gif
builder Posted December 9, 2005 Posted December 9, 2005 A guy that will always let you win This one tells the tale for mine. She snuck that one in the body of the text, but all others there fall back on this one. She's a fucking dreamer, and has never had a real relationship, nor will she ever. Feel content in the knowledge that this retard will die a lonely haggard loser death, Outlaw. Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
phreakwars Posted December 9, 2005 Posted December 9, 2005 Tell the girl who sent it to you, that I CORRECTED the list for her. Every Girls REAL Dream 1. Getting fucked in the pouring rain 2. Have that one hott cock where your pressed against the wall 3. Have a guy that thinks you're the world's biggest bitch 4. Have a guy that holds on to an erection as long as possible when getting head 5. A guy that whispers he wants head in your ear 6. Have that moment where you just gaze into eachother's eyes before you fuck 7. When you cry, he kisses your tears away, then bends your ass over. 8. When you're not with your guy he's all that you can think about while using your vibrator 9. Wearing his jacket and everytime you breath in, his scent of his nut sack surrounds you 10. A guy who will watch any movie with you, no matter how teary eyed you may get, except anything with Carrot Top in it.. 11. A guy who squeezes your tits 12. A guy that says he loves you and means it ......sometimes 13. A guy that will play her favorite song outside her window to annoy her neighbors 14. A guy who is loyal to nobody 15. A guy that will sing to you no matter how bad he is at it or how drunk he isn't. 16. A guy that will kiss you on the forehead when you kiss him on the foreskin. 17. A guy that will call you beautiful or adorable...not hot, fine, or sexy while giving you the cock 18. A guy that will never judge you for how you look until he sobers up. 19. A guy that says cheezy stuff to you just to make u smile and get you to fuck 20. A guy that is the same when he is with you and when with friends.... HORNY !! 21. A guy that tells you everything honestly SUCKS 22. A guy that is good with your family and introduces you to his family DOG 23. A guy that will always let you win as long as you just shut up 24. A guy who stands up for you no matter who he is against, except the IRS 25. A guy who calls you at night just to say 'hi' and see how your day has been is a total fag. 26. A guy who tells you that your smile makes everything better , just wants pussy 27. A guy who will sit on the phone with you when you're sad, even if you're quiet ,is hoping you will feel better if you had some cock. 28. A guy who you can hangout and have fun with , is someone like Vortex 29. A guy that will just randonmly call you for no reason at all, just because he missed you after watching a porn 30. A guy who will hold your hand through the roughest parts of life because weakness makes it easy to get head.. 31. A guy who would love you forever no matter the circumstance, unless he got some from an even hotter chick. 32. A guy who wouldn't mind you wanting to get all dressed up and do your make up for him. Even if he says he likes you better without make up. Pussy is pussy, it doesn't ware make-up. 33. A guy who you can be yourself with and he will never give a care and would still tell you that you are amazing to him when riding him. 34. A guy who runs his fingers through your pubic hair, like he's washing your worries/troubles away. 35. A guy who tells you you make his day better, just for being you and giving such a great blow job". . . 1 Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
Outlaw2747 Posted December 9, 2005 Author Posted December 9, 2005 It was sent to me through myspace via a bulletin board. I think I am gonna do a lil bulletin of my own. Credit goes to you Phreakmeister. Haha, I posted it. I'm gonna get so much hatemail now even though I gave the credit to someone else. I apologize, I am feeling particularily evil today. Quote "I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fb910e0baa5b4e108ffee98f66cdb3cc.gif
Mohammed_Rots_In_Hell Posted December 9, 2005 Posted December 9, 2005 APPOLOGIZE???? Why? It's damn funny, and like I always say... ahem ..."Fuck'em if they can't take a joke." Quote The first amendment provides our constitution with its voice. The second amendment provides its teeth.
Outlaw2747 Posted December 9, 2005 Author Posted December 9, 2005 Yea, fuck them. I was born to piss in parades anyways. I am growing too soft these days for some damn reason. Not exposed to enough negativity. I am counting on the hate mail to pour in...LMAO! besides, whoever really made that stupid ass guideline really needs to be hit on the back of the neck with a tire iron for being so fucking boorish. Quote "I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fb910e0baa5b4e108ffee98f66cdb3cc.gif
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted December 11, 2005 Posted December 11, 2005 This has to be one of the DUMBEST chain letters I have ever received. (I omitted the stupid ass "send to such n such people part.) And trust me, I hate chain letters but man, someone is living in a dream world. Some of the things make sense but this just sounds like someone expects us to be some sort of "perfect being." "This is is every girls dream....all these things would make a girl do anything. All the things are so sweet, so if your a guy...DO THEM EVEN IF YOU FEEL STUPID DOING IT! Every Girls Dream 1. Getting kissed in the pouring rain 2. Have that one hott kiss where your pressed against the wall 3. Have a guy that thinks you're the world 4. Have a guy that holds on as long as possible when giving hugs 5. A guy that whispers he loves you in your ear 6. Have that moment where you just gaze into eachother's eyes 7. When you cry, he kisses your tears away. 8. When you're not with your guy he's all that you can think about 9. Wearing his jacket and everytime you breath in, his scent surrounds you 10. A guy who will watch any movie with you, no matter how teary eyed you may get. 11. A guy who squeezes your hand 12. A guy that says he loves you and means it 13. A guy that will play her favorite song outside her window 14. A guy who is loyal 15. A guy that will sing to you no matter how bad he is at it. 16. A guy that will kiss you on the forehead. 17. A guy that will call you beautiful or adorable...not hot, fine, or sexy 18. A guy that will never judge you for how you look. 19. A guy that says cheezy stuff to you just to make u smile 20. A guy that is the same when he is with you and when with friends 21. A guy that tells you everything honestly 22. A guy that is good with your family and introduces you to his family 23. A guy that will always let you win 24. A guy who stands up for you no matter who he is against 25. A guy who calls you at night just to say 'hi' and see how your day has been 26. A guy who tells you that your smile makes everything better 27. A guy who will sit on the phone with you when you're sad, even if you're quiet 28. A guy who you can hangout and have fun with 29. A guy that will just randonmly call you for no reason at all, just because he missed you 30. A guy who will hold your hand through the roughest parts of life. 31. A guy who would love you forever no matter the circumstance. 32. A guy who wouldn't mind you wanting to get all dressed up and do your make up for him. Even if he says he likes you better without make up. 33. A guy who you can be yourself with and he will never give a care and would still tell you that you are amazing to him. 34. A guy who runs his fingers through your hair, like he's washing your worries/troubles away. 35. A guy who tells you you make his day better, just for being you" What do you guys think of this bullshit? I feel like ranting today. P.S. I promptly told the girl that sent this to me how much of a fucking idiot she was. Ok, it is clear that someone either can't control their drugs or they're living in fantasy land First of all, I've seen girls who would think you're a jackass if you did these things. It's also clear that the person who made this chain expects MANkind to pussyfoot around them and constantly kiss ass. This is simply NOT going to happen. Quote All bullshit, No Business.
Mohammed_Rots_In_Hell Posted December 11, 2005 Posted December 11, 2005 Ok, it is clear that someone either can't control their drugs or they're living in fantasy land First of all, I've seen girls who would think you're a jackass if you did these things. It's also clear that the person who made this chain expects MANkind to pussyfoot around them and constantly kiss ass. This is simply NOT going to happen. It has been my experience with women that what they say and think they want in a man is really VERY VERY different in what they truelly want. For example, a woman may say (or even believe) that she wants a man to be sensitive and call her on the phone with poetry, but if some candy-ass actually does, he will be dropped right then and there in favor of someone a little more masculine! Don't deny it ladies... Do you prefer Brad Pitt who can't read your mind when your're upset, or Richard Simmons who dotes over you with tissues and icecream at the slightest appearance of a mood swing? Quote The first amendment provides our constitution with its voice. The second amendment provides its teeth.
fullauto Posted December 11, 2005 Posted December 11, 2005 This is every GUYS dream.... a woman with an off switch! OUR list is considerably smaller, so let's work on this first... THEN we will work on that impossible list that some woman put together.... Quote Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time "I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope
hugo Posted December 11, 2005 Posted December 11, 2005 My perfect woman 1) swallows 2) Keeps her mouth shut when she ain't giving head. Quote The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 I'm so inspired, I'll make a chainletter of my own "This is every guy's dream, and guys will do (almost) anything if you do these. These things are so awesome so girls, DO THEM EVEN IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL STUPID 1. Getting PISSED then fucking in the pouring rain 2. moan and spread your legs when we press you against the wall 3. Have a girl that thinks we're the greatest fuck 4. Have a girl that will hold it in her mouth as long as possible before swallowing 5. A girl who will shut up with the damn sweet talk and just cut to the "Let's get on the floor and fuck" 6. Have that moment where we pour over our 40+ hours of homemade porn 7.When you cry, get the hell over it 8. when you realize that there other things on our minds than you 9. A girl who loves it if we smell like beer 10. A girl that will at least stroke my nuts if I have to sit through another crappy chick flick. 11.A girl who will make honking noises when we squeeze her tits 12.A girl who knows we mean it when we say "You're the best I ever had" 13. A girl that doesn't mind listening to Megadeth when we fuck. 14. A girl who is loyal (Ok, scratch this. They don't exist. Period) 15. A girl who finds it funny when we get drunk and call you up at two in the morning to sing to you. 16. A girl that will kiss us on the nuts 17. A girl who will hop in the sack after we say "Wanna fuck ya sexy bitch?" 18. A girl who will pull her head from her ass and realize bodybuilders and man-models don't date typical broads like yourselves. 19. A girl that will stop pretending she likes cheesy sweet talk. (or will give something up for all the cheesy lines) 20. A girl who will willfully enjoy the company of my liquored up beer buddies. 21. A girl who will tell us everything honestly (Oh yea. this is also impossible) 22. A girl who doesn't drag us to her family's gatherings and will not bitch if we would rather sit at home and smoke dope while watching reruns of "Wacky Races" all day then go to her grandma's funeral. 23. A girl who isn't a sore loser if I happen to I pwn3r her in Halo 2 24. A girl who will crawl out of her little shell and stop expecting us to fight her battles for her, and knows why some of us will back down from a drugged out 6'5 300 lb ex-con - or even some short scrawny shit with a powerful lawyer and cops on speed dial, and has a reletive who's in the Hell's Angels 25. A girl who will not call us so often such as when we're hung over or just plain sleeping 26. A girl who gives us such raunchy sex it makes EVERYTHING better 27. A girl who will cut off all phone conversations after five minutes. 28. A girl who will actually simply want to hang out and cut completely loose rather than sit at home in front of the idiot box every damn friday. 29. A girl who will call us up only if there was a promise of hot sex 30. A girl who can pull their head from their ass and realize that the rest of us have shitty moods and moments too and will suck us off during these moments to make it better. 31. A girl who will want to bonk the guy she's actually going with for once. 32. A girl who will qualify Jackboots, Camoflague pants and a Metallica T-shirt as dressed up, and who will be willing to wear that naughty school girl costume in public 33. A girl who let me be an immature ass whenever I want and won't complain about those gross out jokes I make during family dinners 34. A girl who runs her tongue across my dick like she's sucking on a lolipop and desperately trying to get to the creamy center 35. A girl who looks foward to fucking us everyday just to make our day feel better 1 Quote All bullshit, No Business.
ToriAllen Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 Every Girls Dream 1. Getting kissed in the pouring rain 2. Have that one hott kiss where your pressed against the wall 3. Have a guy that thinks you're the world 4. Have a guy that holds on as long as possible when giving hugs 5. A guy that whispers he loves you in your ear 6. Have that moment where you just gaze into eachother's eyes 7. When you cry, he kisses your tears away. 8. When you're not with your guy he's all that you can think about 9. Wearing his jacket and everytime you breath in, his scent surrounds you 10. A guy who will watch any movie with you, no matter how teary eyed you may get. 11. A guy who squeezes your hand 12. A guy that says he loves you and means it 13. A guy that will play her favorite song outside her window 14. A guy who is loyal 15. A guy that will sing to you no matter how bad he is at it. 16. A guy that will kiss you on the forehead. 17. A guy that will call you beautiful or adorable...not hot, fine, or sexy 18. A guy that will never judge you for how you look. 19. A guy that says cheezy stuff to you just to make u smile 20. A guy that is the same when he is with you and when with friends 21. A guy that tells you everything honestly 22. A guy that is good with your family and introduces you to his family 23. A guy that will always let you win 24. A guy who stands up for you no matter who he is against 25. A guy who calls you at night just to say 'hi' and see how your day has been 26. A guy who tells you that your smile makes everything better 27. A guy who will sit on the phone with you when you're sad, even if you're quiet 28. A guy who you can hangout and have fun with 29. A guy that will just randonmly call you for no reason at all, just because he missed you 30. A guy who will hold your hand through the roughest parts of life. 31. A guy who would love you forever no matter the circumstance. 32. A guy who wouldn't mind you wanting to get all dressed up and do your make up for him. Even if he says he likes you better without make up. 33. A guy who you can be yourself with and he will never give a care and would still tell you that you are amazing to him. 34. A guy who runs his fingers through your hair, like he's washing your worries/troubles away. 35. A guy who tells you you make his day better, just for being you" 1. I would be trying to get the hell out of the pouring rain, so don Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
tiredofwhiners Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 Tori could you now do a break down of Phreak's updated version? Quote AA's for quitters...i'm no quitter!
ToriAllen Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 Tori could you now do a break down of Phreak's updated version? If you insist. It might take a little longer. Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
ToriAllen Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 Phreaks version Every Girls REAL Dream 1. Getting fucked in the pouring rain 2. Have that one hott cock where your pressed against the wall 3. Have a guy that thinks you're the world's biggest bitch 4. Have a guy that holds on to an erection as long as possible when getting head 5. A guy that whispers he wants head in your ear 6. Have that moment where you just gaze into eachother's eyes before you fuck 7. When you cry, he kisses your tears away, then bends your ass over. 8. When you're not with your guy he's all that you can think about while using your vibrator 9. Wearing his jacket and everytime you breath in, his scent of his nut sack surrounds you 10. A guy who will watch any movie with you, no matter how teary eyed you may get, except anything with Carrot Top in it.. 11. A guy who squeezes your tits 12. A guy that says he loves you and means it ......sometimes 13. A guy that will play her favorite song outside her window to annoy her neighbors 14. A guy who is loyal to nobody 15. A guy that will sing to you no matter how bad he is at it or how drunk he isn't. 16. A guy that will kiss you on the forehead when you kiss him on the foreskin. 17. A guy that will call you beautiful or adorable...not hot, fine, or sexy while giving you the cock 18. A guy that will never judge you for how you look until he sobers up. 19. A guy that says cheezy stuff to you just to make u smile and get you to fuck 20. A guy that is the same when he is with you and when with friends.... HORNY !! 21. A guy that tells you everything honestly SUCKS 22. A guy that is good with your family and introduces you to his family DOG 23. A guy that will always let you win as long as you just shut up 24. A guy who stands up for you no matter who he is against, except the IRS 25. A guy who calls you at night just to say 'hi' and see how your day has been is a total fag. 26. A guy who tells you that your smile makes everything better , just wants pussy 27. A guy who will sit on the phone with you when you're sad, even if you're quiet ,is hoping you will feel better if you had some cock. 28. A guy who you can hangout and have fun with , is someone like Vortex 29. A guy that will just randonmly call you for no reason at all, just because he missed you after watching a porn 30. A guy who will hold your hand through the roughest parts of life because weakness makes it easy to get head.. 31. A guy who would love you forever no matter the circumstance, unless he got some from an even hotter chick. 32. A guy who wouldn't mind you wanting to get all dressed up and do your make up for him. Even if he says he likes you better without make up. Pussy is pussy, it doesn't ware make-up. 33. A guy who you can be yourself with and he will never give a care and would still tell you that you are amazing to him when riding him. 34. A guy who runs his fingers through your pubic hair, like he's washing your worries/troubles away. 35. A guy who tells you you make his day better, just for being you and giving such a great blow job". 1. What is it with the pneumonia type situations? The shower is better. Warm water. 2. One correction: Have that one hot cock while you’re pressed against the wall. That’s better. 3. I already do… 4. During or after? I always thought the problem came after…Oh well. I guess that is important. 5. If he is too afraid to say it out loud then he probably doesn’t deserve it. 6. Does anyone actually take the time to have ‘that moment’? 7. I already said don’t bother me when I’m crying. I’m liable to bend him over and tare him a new one. 8. Now, that makes more sense. 9. No stinky, nasty jackets. 10. Agreed 11. There is a time and a place for that. In the middle of a crowded restaurant is not it. 12. He should mean it when he says he loves me, even if he doesn’t really like me right then. Otherwise don’t waste the breath. 13. That I could handle, if I really didn’t like my neighbors. 14. A guy who is loyal to nobody is a very lonely man 15. No, please don’t. 16. Now, that is what I call flexible. 17. Call me adorable and I swear I will bite down. The others are fine. 18. Not Applicable. 19. Well, that’s every guy. 20. Again, all encompassing. 21. A guy that tells you everything honestly will end up physically maimed 22. Awe. How weird… 23. A guy that says he let you win when you know you stomped his ass into the ground…At least in my experience. 24. Smart man 25. Agreed 26. Yeah, that goes back to 19. 27.…but isn’t smart enough to get his ass in the car and find out. 28. Hmmm. Maybe I was thinking about the wrong kind of fun. Opps. 29. That would be my suspicion… 30. Unless those rough parts of life involve anger, then you might want to stick to sex. 31. I think I have the wrong definition of love in my dictionary…which one are you using 32. It doesn’t ‘wear’ make-up either. You should get dressed up for yourself, not to please anyone else. Phreak’s right, half the time they don’t notice anyway. 33. But more likely before. 34. That’s just weird. There are more productive things he could do with his time down there. 35. Among other things… 1 Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
tiredofwhiners Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 Now that's funney shit:D Thank you! Quote AA's for quitters...i'm no quitter!
boxarox Posted December 13, 2005 Posted December 13, 2005 This is every GUYS dream.... a woman with an off switch! Hmmmm, yet another "unfulfillable" fantasy. I'd settle for a deaf, dumb and blind, nymphomaniac that owns a liquor store. Quote
ToriAllen Posted December 13, 2005 Posted December 13, 2005 Hmmmm, yet another "unfulfillable" fantasy. It's called a blow-up doll. 1 Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
boxarox Posted December 13, 2005 Posted December 13, 2005 It's called a blow-up doll. I like having two. Maybe I'm twisted, but I like makein' one watch. Quote
ToriAllen Posted December 14, 2005 Posted December 14, 2005 I like having two. Maybe I'm twisted, but I like makein' one watch. Hell, why not go all out you freak. Put one in a beret behind a camera with a cigarette in its hand, and dress the other one in a cops outfit complete with handcuffs. Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
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