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I have a dog named Bones... I got him back in 2000 when he was 5 from the pund in Providence... He was about 10 hours from termination... Had to save him... he's soo kewl...

 

Fat

Old

Stinks

Farts

Bites

Eats anything

Takes off for days at a time but always comes back

very protective of my son

 

 

Very kewl dog

Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time

 

"I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto

 

Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope

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1 jack russell, 12-15 neighberhood dogs that shit in my yard.

 

1 parrot

 

12 fish

"This place may be bombed and we will be killed.

We love death. The US loves life.

That is the big difference between us."

 

Osama Bin Laden. nov. 2001

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I have two geese. At first I reasoned that they would keep the grass down. They love to eat the stuff. They are also great guard dogs- really making a lot of noise if disturbed. I thought i'd eat then for xmas later on in the year.

 

But now I cant do it. They are just great fun like dogs. Kicking up a racket when I come home, really pleased to see me. So now, I'm going to release them. I know they will make it out there. They know all about eating grass. Iknow they can fly- they can almost get out of my garden but the runway is a bit too short. Also, they know all about the migrating geese that cross my sky autumn time. So I think its time for me to release them at a nearby lake soon.

 

So its goodbye Sage and Onion. Take care guys and enjoy your lives. I bet they'll evem make it to the states, if thats where all the others go..

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I have my American Eskimo, and my Maine Coon, and my lazy worthless bastard child from the slutty Maine Coon and a Gerbil.... or is it a Hampster...:rolleyes: .... named Ben that is missing half of it's fucking tail and just won't die after 4 years... I used to have (gold) fish, but my water is crap and I didn't want the hassle of balancing the Ph once a week to keep them healthy, so I donated one to my Kids school, and put the other one in my uncles 55 gallon tank. They're both pretty damn huge, about 6 years old each. Got them for a quarter at the local nursery and garden center.

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Got 3 dogs...Black lab 2 yrs (me and everyone else) a Rot/Lab 10yrs (great dog) and for in the house...A old English sheep dog/St Bernard 1 yrs (best dog ever)

 

No cats they suck and 2 fish hoping they die, may go to Phreaks house and get some of his water.

AA's for quitters...i'm no quitter!
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Got 3 dogs...Black lab 2 yrs (me and everyone else) a Rot/Lab 10yrs (great dog) and for in the house...A old English sheep dog/St Bernard 1 yrs (best dog ever)

 

No cats they suck and 2 fish hoping they die, may go to Phreaks house and get some of his water.

 

I wasn't all that fond of cats until I got my cat, I got custody of him after my second divorce. My cat is the animal kingdom's personification of a pissed off, grizzled man... like me!

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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I have one black cat named Salem (He is my witches kitty and yes I am the witch) and Rufus who is a Siamese mix. My dog is very old, deaf and bad eyesight, her name is Cinders.

They missed us terribly and I think have been a little mad at us for leaving them at home for so long.

I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
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I have a cockatiel named Cheecho. Got her when i was in college and she is now about 11 years old....probably on her death bed thanks to the smoking that went on in my college party house (that the campus police tried to bust .......i sent them away since i was off campus and told them they had not autority at my house.......specially since i was no longer enrolled in school there........)

 

shes cuddly to me and hates everyone else.........just the way i like um!

 

i really want a dog tho, a boston terrior.......(i hate my roomates yorkie...ugh..yappy little thing)

-I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!!

-The Liver is evil and must be punished!

-The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?!

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I have one black cat named Salem (He is my witches kitty and yes I am the witch) and Rufus who is a Siamese mix. My dog is very old, deaf and bad eyesight, her name is Cinders.

They missed us terribly and I think have been a little mad at us for leaving them at home for so long.

Ya when the food and water ran out. Then they thought shit the litter box is full, where we going to shit. Then the dog comes to life and says were did everybody go? Damn i got to pee.

AA's for quitters...i'm no quitter!
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I have a monkey. Feisty little bastard. I have to spank my monkey on a regular basis to keep him in line. I think my monkey likes being spanked...I'm almost sure of it.

 

Would you like to spank my monkey too? I really like it when others spank my monkey for me. I get less tired that way.

 

Bad monkey! Bad Monkey! :eek:

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I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness.

 

 

 

 

:eek: WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? :eek:

 

www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/

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Ya when the food and water ran out. Then they thought shit the litter box is full, where we going to shit. Then the dog comes to life and says were did everybody go? Damn i got to pee.

 

I had a friend looking in on them, they had plenty of food, water and place to eliminate...

I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
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Pets are nasty. They get hair everywhere, make noise in the middle of the night, and tear holes in your favorite leather chair.

I would get a pet if it was hairless, declawed, defanged, immobilized, and missing it

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LOLOL, I take it your wife does'nt read this forum...

Is she at least litter box trained?

If she does read the forum, I get the feeling WYPO will be the one in the doghouse tonight.

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Not to get too sappy but my pets offer unconditional love, something that I never got from my family. Thats the appeal to me. They ask very little in return but are VERY grateful for everything you do for them.
I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
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I have a monkey. Feisty little bastard. I have to spank my monkey on a regular basis to keep him in line. I think my monkey likes being spanked...I'm almost sure of it.

 

Would you like to spank my monkey too? I really like it when others spank my monkey for me. I get less tired that way.

 

Bad monkey! Bad Monkey! :eek:

Wow. Are you in a mood lately or what?

 

You should be nice to your monkey. Monkeys are social creatures and should be allowed to interact with others on a regular basis. They need a lot of affection, so be sure to pet and stroke your monkey often. And remember, only spank him if he has been a really bad boy

Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. ;)

 

I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.:rolleyes:

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I have a cat named Buddha who got his name because it had a little round belly as a kitten.

 

I also have a little (but fat) black laborador that's friendly with EVERYONE and tends to think it's human. Me and a few others got it stoned a few years ago, and it jumped into a ditch full of water. She also likes Lowenbrau beer.

All bullshit, No Business.

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