crazy people

[tonon]

so this kid at work is like half baked. hes from texas, thats all we knew and he is shot. you tell him to do something then a minute later he says what did you want me to do? then you explain it to him and he just sters at the object like hes trying to register in his mind what to do with it. so we ask him why hes so shot and he kind of acts like we dont know what were talking about. he says he smoked pot twice, but thats it. then one day he says that he used to go mushroom picking at night with his friends at night, every night and then boals the mushrooms and uses that to make coolade with, which he drank all day in texas for years.

 

then one day him and nick, another employee are dring down the road and nick is eating a breakfast sandwich and matt, the half baked guy is like, oh, that stinks, nicks like what are you talking about, it smells good. and matt keeps bugging nick, it smells man, it smells, so finally nick is like dud, just let it go. then after nick finished eating it, he burped and blew it in matts face, matt went mmmmmmmb then puked.