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For those of you worried that Americans don't pay attention to the real world, the Top 10 Yahoo search destinations for 2005 were:

 

Britney Spears

50 Cent

Cartoon Network

Mariah Carey

Green Day

Jessica Simpson

Paris Hilton

Eminem

Ciara, and

Lindsay Lohan

 

Goddamn it, what happened? Where did we go wrong in raising the youth to be half way intelligent beings instead of the sniviling smart asses that they apparently are now? It goes to show you that some people will buy anything if it's fucking packaged right.

 

Paris Hilton:

What is her major fucking contributon to society besides being a complete whore? I'm offereing a steak dinner to anyone who can explain to me why she deserves to be famous.

 

Lindsay Lohan:

Let's kill her before her and Ashley Simpson completely kill good music and turn it into the greed driven, horeshit fest that it is already starting to become.

 

Jessica Simpson:

Deserves the fucking death penalty. Folks, all she's doing is shaking her ass, she isnt singing, she's just pretending to be a role model and putting ideas into impressionable people's minds...ah, who am I kidding that'z what each and every one person on this goddamn list.

 

I have to stop because my nurse is on break and I don't know where she keeps my shots. All I can say is it's etting worse every day. & Had that list been found in the possession of some fundamentalist hit squad, I'm pretty sure that the Federal Agent who first read it, would have carefully refolded it, handed it back and said .........

"that seems to be in order gentlemen ...... have a nice day now!"

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LLindsay ohan:

Let's kill her before her and Ashley Simpson completely kill good music and turn it into the greed driven, horeshit fest that it is already starting to become.

 

Jessica Simpson:

Deserves the fucking death penalty. Folks, all she's doing is shaking her ass, she isnt singing, she's just pretending to be a role model and putting ideas into impressionable people's minds...ah, who am I kidding that'z what each and every one person on this goddamn list

 

 

Your right...But could i screw these two before you kill them? Or if you could kill them with no marks, I'd opt for the warm corpse.:eek:

AA's for quitters...i'm no quitter!
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Well I didn't say a damn thing about Cartoon Network. I like Adult Swim a lot & watch it whenever it's on (except for the anime, not a big fan of it)

 

I just sigled out a couple of the things on the list that REALLY pissed me off and bitched about them.

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My top ten search for 2005

 

Tities

Blowjob

Webcam teens

Drunk College Whores

Blowjob

Midgets

 

 

...I mentioned blowjob twice because I really like blowjobs. Pictures of blowjobs, video of blowjobs, any blowjob related material.

i am sofa king we todd did.
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Apart from the Cartoon network, the big dumbing down appears to be working.

 

If you want to see real cool arse and tits, these two are top of the tree for mine. Ally Baggett from Texas, and Mindy Vega from the Latina quarter. :D

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

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Apart from the Cartoon network, the big dumbing down appears to be working.

 

If you want to see real cool arse and tits, these two are top of the tree for mine. Ally Baggett from Texas, and Mindy Vega from the Latina quarter. :D

 

Alley Bagget is a choice piece of ass, but Mindy Vega is a hottie to the core.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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Britney Spears - Piece of ugly white trash.

 

50 Cent - Ghetto trash

 

Cartoon Network - My second favorite network.

 

Mariah Carey - Not as talented or attractive as she believes.

 

Green Day - Punk, punk. I hate punk and worst of all: punk rip-offs.

 

Jessica Simpson - I would nail her in the doo-doo hole.

 

Paris Hilton - Nasty, emaciated rich bitch.

 

Eminem - Whigger King.

 

Ciara - Who?

 

Lindsay Lohan - Used to be attractive to me.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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Alley Bagget is a choice piece of ass, but Mindy Vega is a hottie to the core.

 

How could anyone want to look at pasty old spears when Mindy is all over the web?? Maybe it's the kiddy browser thing? :D

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

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My top ten search for 2005

 

Tities

Blowjob

Webcam teens

Drunk College Whores

Blowjob

Midgets

 

 

...I mentioned blowjob twice because I really like blowjobs. Pictures of blowjobs, video of blowjobs, any blowjob related material.

 

 

DUDE! mine were almost the same!

 

Cocks

Blowjob

Webcam hunks

Drunk college frat

blowjob

tall straight dudes

 

 

 

we should go have a beer and discuss this!

-I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!!

-The Liver is evil and must be punished!

-The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?!

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DUDE! mine were almost the same!

 

Cocks

Blowjob

Webcam hunks

Drunk college frat

blowjob

tall straight dudes

 

 

 

we should go have a beer and discuss this!

 

I'm gonna have to go with Jhony5's list, Vortex.

 

My top ten search for 2005

 

Tities

Blowjob

Webcam teens

Drunk College Whores

Blowjob

Midgets

 

 

...I mentioned blowjob twice because I really like blowjobs. Pictures of blowjobs, video of blowjobs, any blowjob related material.

 

Only I'd have to amend the Webcam teens to Webcam teen chicks.

 

I'll keep midgets. They're funny to watch humpin'.:D

 

One question. Why tall "straight" dudes?:confused:

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Kinda like how chicks are turned on by guys with a wedding ring?

Something like that. Works both ways, though. When I met my fiancee I was dating someone else. Not that he persued me, it was actually the other way around. I just didn't know at the time that I was doing it LOL. I was in denial.

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Something like that. Works both ways, though. When I met my fiancee I was dating someone else. Not that he persued me, it was actually the other way around. I just didn't know at the time that I was doing it LOL. I was in denial.

 

I honestly think that guys are less likely to go after chicks that are attached then chicks go after guys that are.

 

Guys don't like the hastle, Chicks like the challenge.

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It depends on the guy. I've seen guys go after taken chicks before. I think it just depends on whether or not the woman is hot enough to be worth it.

 

Oh, I've seen exeptions but as a rule I think guys are a bit less likely to tread in those waters. Maybe they just wouldn't want it happening to them.:confused:

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For those of you worried that Americans don't pay attention to the real world, the Top 10 Yahoo search destinations for 2005 were:

 

Britney Spears

50 Cent

Cartoon Network

Mariah Carey

Green Day

Jessica Simpson

Paris Hilton

Eminem

Ciara, and

Lindsay Lohan

 

 

The part that burns my ass is that people dont seem to have anything better to do than to search up information about a bunch of overexposed untalented pop-culture bullshit. Britney fucking spears? Why in the hell do people even give a shit about this fucking sold out has been? And not to mention Mariah Carey, who I thought sold out and faded from the list of things that star-struck fans of mindless entertainment give a shit about back in 2000. And someone please fucking tell me what the hell was with the fucking Jessica Simpson obsession that ran rampant for the past 365 days. ITS NOT LIKE SHE JUST CAME INTO THE SPOTLIGHT LAST YEAR. Same thing with those Sucker-gullible-emo-kids-out-of-their-babysitting-money-then-laugh-all-the-way-to-the-bank fucks we know as "Green Day." All fucking year. Green Day this. Green Day that. GREEN DAY FUCKING SUCKS. THEY'RE FOR WHINY FUCKING TEENAGE SNOTS. Oh and did you know that they did put out a few albums before American Idiot? Oh well. At least their latest album's title suits its target audience perfectly. Guess some people are desperate for an extra fifteen minutes. Their worth though? About 15 seconds if that. And what the hell is this? PEOPLE ACTUALLY GIVE A SHIT ABOUT FUCKING CIARA? WHAT THE HELL? Aren't there enough ghetto sluts that spew out god-awful shake your ass like a 15 year old slut hip hop as it is? People: When you seen one chavvy hip-hop slut you've seen them all. And they're all about as talented as a dead dog. And as mentioned earlier WHAT THE FUCK IS SO SPECIAL ABOUT FUCKING PARIS HILTON? What did she ever do other than use daddy's money to go on her little look-at-me trip? Hell I heard this useless fucking bitch doesn't even know how to suck a fucking dick properly. And 50 cent and Eminem can go blow each other (These two wigger-idols have so much in common they might as well be fuck buddies) along with all their cocky white 14 year old rich suburbanite wannabe gangster fans. Oh and while they blow each other, they had better do it AWAY from the ghetto. If any of these people ever saw an actual gangster in real life, I'm betting they would piss themselves. And then we have Lindsey Lohan. 12 year old girls thing she's some kind of princess. Amongst the rest of us she's not only a shit eater but rather the PRINCESS OF SHIT EATER KINGDOM. If it wasn't for some producer who thought she was cute, miss Lohan would probably be dressing up in school girl costumes and finger fucking herself on webcam for a bunch of old pedophiles who live somewhere in Russia of serving greasy burgers to fat disgusting truck drivers.

 

And the people who made these searches: GET A JOB. Better yet: GET A LIFE.

All bullshit, No Business.

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