tiredofwhiners Posted December 30, 2005 Posted December 30, 2005 PORTAGE, Mich. - A bowler collapsed and died at a bowling alley shortly after rolling the third perfect game of his life. Ed Lorenz, 69, bowled a 300 Wednesday in his first league game of the night at Airway Lanes. When the retiree got up to bowl in the fifth frame of his second game, he clutched his chest and fell over, and efforts to revive him failed. Quote AA's for quitters...i'm no quitter!
ImWithStupid Posted December 30, 2005 Posted December 30, 2005 So does ole J Masters really think buddy Ed at 69 would'nt have picked any other way to die. I'm sure he told the guys " boy i hope when it's my time, were right here at the alley after a 300 game" But i sure wish they'd have told us what his first 4 frames of that second game were. I sometimes think that reporters look for, and pick a quote or sound bite from some idiot like this guy to poke fun at him. Sad thing is the idiot probably wouldn't even realize they were trying to make him sound like a mope. Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted January 1, 2006 Posted January 1, 2006 I sometimes think that reporters look for, and pick a quote or sound bite from some idiot like this guy to poke fun at him. Sad thing is the idiot probably wouldn't even realize they were trying to make him sound like a mope. Well, shit yeah! The perfect example of this; the muckrakers that interviewed New Orleans refugees. I mean, could they have found a bigger lot of white trash and ghetto apes? Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
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