10 THOUGHTS TO PONDER for 2006

[angie]

Another one of those cheesy e-mails. But I had to share.

 

Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism .

Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

 

 

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006: We know exactly where one cow with mad cow disease is located among the millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

[ImWithStupid]

I can't argue with a single thing on that list.

[RoyalOrleans]

Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

 

It's obvious that this statement is not entirely true. Men feel pissed off or else this site would not exist. If it did exist without the ingenuity of Men, then it would be called What Petty Bitching Can I Blog Today or WPBCIBT.

[Lethalfind]

It's obvious that this statement is not entirely true. Men feel pissed off or else this site would not exist. If it did exist without the ingenuity of Men, then it would be called What Petty Bitching Can I Blog Today or WPBCIBT.

 

BUT, wouldn't you at least admit that whatever is pissing you off would be less of an issue if you were currently getting laid???

[tiredofwhiners]

BUT, wouldn't you at least admit that whatever is pissing you off would be less of an issue if you were currently getting laid???

 

That make anything better.

[RoyalOrleans]

BUT, wouldn't you at least admit that whatever is pissing you off would be less of an issue if you were currently getting laid???

 

It depends on whom the "layee" is.

[Lethalfind]

It depends on whom the "layee" is.

 

Point taken, being in bed with the wrong person is a horrible thing to live through. I wish those people came with a brand on their foreheads...like "don't sleep with me".

[RoyalOrleans]

I wish those people came with a brand on their foreheads...like "don't sleep with me".

 

Those with STDs or those with severe emotional attachment tendencies as well.

[tonon]

dont care much for 2 and 5 but the rest were pretty good.

[RoyalOrleans]

Well there you have it! Tonon has thrown in his two cents. We can all stop biting our nails and holding our breath because Tonon has spoken.

 

I got a fantastic idea, T, how about posting something useful for once. Jesus Christ your drivel is indicative of what is wrong with today's idiots.