RoyalOrleans Posted January 2, 2006 Posted January 2, 2006 I can't find my car keys! Where the hell are they? I MUST run three errands today (Mail off the mortgage, truck payment, and a haircut.) and I am unable to leave! Where the fuck are they? Obvious places I have looked and looked again: My pants My junk drawer My truck (!!!) coffee table Not so obvious places, I know I wouldn't have put them my ass thrown into a drain into the reservoir down the toilet Fuck! Where are they hiding? Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
eisanbt Posted January 2, 2006 Posted January 2, 2006 Somehow I doubt they're hiding on GF, but atleast you checked. Quote http://www.boohbah.com/zone.html "It's a poor sort of memory that only works backwards" -Lewis Carroll
phreakwars Posted January 2, 2006 Posted January 2, 2006 You left them in the ignition. . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
RoyalOrleans Posted January 2, 2006 Author Posted January 2, 2006 Somehow I doubt they're hiding on GF, but atleast you checked. Stranger things have happened; I once left my soul here. I found it lurking around here: http://Off Topic Forum.com/showthread.php?t=34492 Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
RoyalOrleans Posted January 2, 2006 Author Posted January 2, 2006 Check the fridge - really. Nope, but they were fucking cold when I did find them. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
RoyalOrleans Posted January 2, 2006 Author Posted January 2, 2006 You left them in the ignition. . . Nope. I left them in the deadbolt! I came home drunk as hell and must've left them there. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Lethalfind Posted January 3, 2006 Posted January 3, 2006 lolol, how funny... I have two sets of keys and if for some reason I can't find the one I normally use, I have the other one as well. My problem with my car keys is that they have a micro chip in them and to get them replaced would cost me about $40. I'm WAY to cheap to let that happen so I make sure they aren't too far away from me. Glad to hear you finally found them. Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
Vortex Posted January 3, 2006 Posted January 3, 2006 i once left my keys in the silverwear drawer...........had a late night snack after getting drunk (i know very rare for me) and dropped them to retrieve a fork........ got written up for work for it too... bastards... Quote -I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!! -The Liver is evil and must be punished! -The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?!
RoyalOrleans Posted January 7, 2006 Author Posted January 7, 2006 My keys have that microchip thingamajigger, too. That's why I was so damn stressed about their whereabouts. Cheap? No! Frugal? Yes! Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
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