stayhuman Posted January 7, 2006 Posted January 7, 2006 So therefore, the term conservative christian is an oxymoron. Didn't christ tell us to love our enemies, turn the other cheek, forgive, resist power and money? I conclude that jesus was a lefty. Quote
builder Posted January 7, 2006 Posted January 7, 2006 So therefore, the term conservative christian is an oxymoron. Didn't christ tell us to love our enemies, turn the other cheek, forgive, resist power and money? I conclude that jesus was a lefty. No. Jesus was a reactionary tradesman. Big difference. He abhorred the use of the church for profit. He denounced the tax-collector as the agent of evil, he fought for the rights of the public, and he was persecuted by the church he stood for. Go figure. Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
builder Posted January 7, 2006 Posted January 7, 2006 Further to my last post, Jesus was no pussy. He was no fucking lefty loser. He was a man among men, in a time when lefty pussies would have gotten their arses reamed and then some. Consider this; Jesus stopped a stoning. How the fuck do you think one man could walk into the middle of a rabid mob of Arabs who are ready to kill someone by stoning them to death, and stop that shit from happening? Did he silently pray? Fuck no. He stormed in there and used his fire and anger and size and bearing to cow everybody into silence. That is how. Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. What Jesus was saying was, the first person to hurl a rock is gonna be the first person to be pounded into the dust by my fists. He was a mofo. No doubt. It was tough times back then. No pansy lefty could have survived then. Jesus was a man among men. A big kick-arse man. So don't be fucking dissin him. http://holylandnetwork.com/jesus/images/tizian_kors_big.jpg Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
TheJenn88 Posted January 8, 2006 Posted January 8, 2006 So therefore, the term conservative christian is an oxymoron. Didn't christ tell us to love our enemies, turn the other cheek, forgive, resist power and money? I conclude that jesus was a lefty. Did you know that in history conservatism was more like liberalism, and liberalism more like conservatism? Then again, I don't actually know how far back in history that goes.... I conclude that you're a cuntsandwich. Quote
hugo Posted January 8, 2006 Posted January 8, 2006 Did you know that in history conservatism was more like liberalism, and liberalism more like conservatism? Then again, I don't actually know how far back in history that goes.... I conclude that you're a cuntsandwich. The socialists stole the term liberal. The classical liberal feared government power and properly limited the sphere of government. Quote The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison
builder Posted January 8, 2006 Posted January 8, 2006 The socialists stole the term liberal. The classical liberal feared government power and properly limited the sphere of government. We seem to have found some common ground, hugo-a-gogo. Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
Hamza123 Posted January 15, 2006 Posted January 15, 2006 I wonder, If only Jesus was still alive!! He could stick it to bush.. Quote Taking it up the poopchute from Allah since 1990.
smutt butt Posted January 15, 2006 Posted January 15, 2006 Further to my last post, Jesus was no pussy. He was no fucking lefty loser. He was a man among men, in a time when lefty pussies would have gotten their arses reamed and then some. Consider this; Jesus stopped a stoning. How the fuck do you think one man could walk into the middle of a rabid mob of Arabs who are ready to kill someone by stoning them to death, and stop that shit from happening? Did he silently pray? Fuck no. He stormed in there and used his fire and anger and size and bearing to cow everybody into silence. That is how. Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. What Jesus was saying was, the first person to hurl a rock is gonna be the first person to be pounded into the dust by my fists. He was a mofo. No doubt. It was tough times back then. No pansy lefty could have survived then. Jesus was a man among men. A big kick-arse man. So don't be fucking dissin him. http://holylandnetwork.com/jesus/images/tizian_kors_big.jpg hmmmmmmmmm. well damn builder i have to say i agree with you. ain't that some shit. Quote "This place may be bombed and we will be killed. We love death. The US loves life. That is the big difference between us." Osama Bin Laden. nov. 2001
The Funk Posted January 17, 2006 Posted January 17, 2006 I wonder, If only Jesus was still alive!! He could stick it to bush..Jesus is sticking it to enough bush up in heaven. Why would he want to bother with an asshole down here? Quote
Lesbian Since 13 Posted January 17, 2006 Posted January 17, 2006 Jesus is sticking it to enough bush up in heaven. Why would he want to bother with an asshole down here? 'Cause there's a whole lot more bush down here worth taking? Quote
Tex Posted February 9, 2006 Posted February 9, 2006 We all know Jesus was in construction, so I reckon he must've been the son of god, as it's a fuckin' miracle he made it to his own funeral on time. Quote I'll just have a shit, and then I'll feel better.
fullauto Posted February 9, 2006 Posted February 9, 2006 We all know Jesus was in construction, so I reckon he must've been the son of god, as it's a fuckin' miracle he made it to his own funeral on time. actually, I'm thinking it was his father that was a carpenter... Pretty sure he was into fishing... maybe I'm wrong... But i could have swore.. Quote Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time "I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope
Tex Posted February 9, 2006 Posted February 9, 2006 actually, I'm thinking it was his father that was a carpenter... Pretty sure he was into fishing... maybe I'm wrong... But i could have swore.. Should've been a bar tender with that wine and water trick. He's have cleaned up. Quote I'll just have a shit, and then I'll feel better.
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