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So you think tobacco companies should suffer because their product kills???

Lets sue mcdonalds,burger king etc. for serving hamburgers and fries.

Lets sue gm ford etc. for causing sensless deaths on the road.

Lets sue liquor and beer companies for letting us have alcohol.

Lets sue tv stations for giving us something to watch instead of being outside and excercising.

Lets sue frito lay for giving us high fat delicious snacks.

Lets sue god for making the sun too bright and giving us skin cancer.

Lets sue power companies for "polluting the enviroment" so we can live in comfort.

Lets sue teachers for giving my kid an f and hurting his feelings.

 

Lets sue everyone because no one is ever responsible for their own actions.

 

Fuck lawyers. I hate every one of you mother fuckers who want to sue over some stupid shit that some stupid asshole did to himself.

 

i gotta go. my beer is empty and as soon as i finish this sonic burger i gotta go outside and smoke.

"This place may be bombed and we will be killed.

We love death. The US loves life.

That is the big difference between us."

 

Osama Bin Laden. nov. 2001

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I think thats ridiculous. People choose to smoke, its the smokers fault. Its just that simple.

The only exception I see is if the tobacco companies have lied about the effects of their products.

I think society today is leaning toward the "its not my fault" defense for almost anything from dying from lung cancer, when you were the idiot to smoke to begin with down to drunken driving, murder, pedophilia. Its all about passing the blame onto anyone else but the actual person who is responsible.

I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
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Just what Lethal said!

 

If you smoke lets say, a Malboro pack a day, it's not Malboro that made you get up of your ass and go to the cornerstore for a pack of smoke... They didn't hold your hand and walk you... Hell the didn't like the cigar for you either !!

 

It shouldn't be that hard to quit ?? There are more things to life than burning tobacco senselessly... Just ask a pot smoker why...

Taking it up the poopchute from Allah since 1990.
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I wonder what would happen to the Western World if all this shit was made illegal, and you couldn't get it anywhere. No chips, no cigarrettes, no alcohol. Only fruits, vegetables, some seafood & some meat, some grains, and some diary!
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Lets sue mcdonalds,burger king etc. for serving hamburgers and fries.

Lets sue gm ford etc. for causing sensless deaths on the road.

Lets sue liquor and beer companies for letting us have alcohol.

Lets sue tv stations for giving us something to watch instead of being outside and excercising.

Lets sue frito lay for giving us high fat delicious snacks.

Lets sue god for making the sun too bright and giving us skin cancer.

Lets sue power companies for "polluting the enviroment" so we can live in comfort.

Lets sue teachers for giving my kid an f and hurting his feelings.

 

Lets sue everyone because no one is ever responsible for their own actions.

 

Fuck lawyers. I hate every one of you mother fuckers who want to sue over some stupid shit that some stupid asshole did to himself.

 

Sad thing is, all of these have situations have been part of lawsuits in one form or another.

One of the biggest bullshit lawsuits I had ever heard of was this one where a family was suing Ruger because their adult son took a cocked and loaded single action revolver (I think it was a Vaquero but it may have been a blackhawk), cocked and loaded mind you, and shot himself in the head while twirling the revolver on his finger like a cowboy. Sounds like Darwin Award material here.

I've said in many posts that I hate bottom feeding, ambulance chasing lawyers that clog the legal system with these types of lawsuits.

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I wonder what would happen to the Western World if all this shit was made illegal, and you couldn't get it anywhere. No chips, no cigarrettes, no alcohol. Only fruits, vegetables, some seafood & some meat, some grains, and some diary!

 

dairy contains fat. i will sue the milk and cheese companies for giving me fatty products.

 

i bet those fruits and vegetables have traces of pesticides on them. SUE,SUE,SUE!!!!!!!!!!!

 

those fish have traces of sewage from rivers on them. i'm gonna file a class action lawsuit against anyone who has ever takin a shit!!!!!!!!

 

HELL yeah i'm gonna be rich!!!!

"This place may be bombed and we will be killed.

We love death. The US loves life.

That is the big difference between us."

 

Osama Bin Laden. nov. 2001

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Side comment on tobacco companies... I don;t care if their product kills. Hell I think it's funny. What worries me is all the additional shit thats in there, like, well, shit. And formaldehyde. And insect parts. And strangers' pubic hairs.

 

Anyway, I'm going to sue raw chicken for giving people salmonella. I'm going to sue Jesus Christ for inadvertently causing thousands of deaths.

 

I think anyone who files a frivolous lawsuit should be chained to...uh...hmm. Something. Or perhaps put into their own space pd and launched into the sun. And then when their family sues, they'll get launched too.

I want to report a double murder. If you go one mile east on Columbus Parkway to the public park, you will find kids in a brown car. They were shot with a 9mm Luger. I also killed those kids last year. Good bye

 

Brooks, I like you. Now get out of here. Go home.

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Ok.... to what praytell?

 

to the urge to complicate your carpal tunnel problem, its obviously an addiction. Maybe you can get someone to help you with that.

I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
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to the urge to complicate your carpal tunnel problem, its obviously an addiction. Maybe you can get someone to help you with that.

 

Care to make a nine hour drive?

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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Care to make a nine hour drive?

 

NO, althought I wish I could help you out without the drive.

After driving 2500 miles in December, it will be some time before I get in the car for anything over an hour.

Besides I'm not your type.

I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
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NO, althought I wish I could help you out without the drive.

After driving 2500 miles in December, it will be some time before I get in the car for anything over an hour.

Besides I'm not your type.

 

Ahhh... so you have telepathy?

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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Side comment on tobacco companies... I don;t care if their product kills. Hell I think it's funny. What worries me is all the additional shit thats in there, like, well, shit. And formaldehyde. And insect parts. And strangers' pubic hairs.

 

Anyway, I'm going to sue raw chicken for giving people salmonella. I'm going to sue Jesus Christ for inadvertently causing thousands of deaths.

 

I think anyone who files a frivolous lawsuit should be chained to...uh...hmm. Something. Or perhaps put into their own space pd and launched into the sun. And then when their family sues, they'll get launched too.

 

how about any lawyer that loses gets "launched to the sun"? that should cut down on stupid lawsuits.

"This place may be bombed and we will be killed.

We love death. The US loves life.

That is the big difference between us."

 

Osama Bin Laden. nov. 2001

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how about any lawyer that loses gets "launched to the sun"? that should cut down on stupid lawsuits.

 

How about the losing side pays the winning sides legal fees (attorney and client split the fees 50/50). That will stop alot of the lawsuits by the lawyers that only get paid if you win. Everyone will be a little more particular what cases they file.

 

It's wrong that someone has to shell out a shit pot of money to defend themselves from some bullshit get rich quick scheme.:mad:

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Side comment on tobacco companies... I don;t care if their product kills. Hell I think it's funny. What worries me is all the additional shit thats in there, like, well, shit. And formaldehyde. And insect parts. And strangers' pubic hairs.

 

Yeah, I have the same problem. Since when did they grow tabacco in formaldehyde? Since when do tobacco plants need nail polish remover? I have yet to really find out why all of that shit is in cigarettes.

 

Anyway, I'm going to sue raw chicken for giving people salmonella. I'm going to sue Jesus Christ for inadvertently causing thousands of deaths.

 

You forgot to sue Moses, for hurting rocks. And the 12 disciples, for stepping on ground that could have housed millions of microscopic organisms. And for God, who created tabacco and fatty foods. Bastard God.

 

I think anyone who files a frivolous lawsuit should be chained to...uh...hmm. Something. Or perhaps put into their own space pd and launched into the sun. And then when their family sues, they'll get launched too.

 

Chain them to space pods and wait until their family sues. Stick their family in the space pod. Then commence launch.

RoyalOrleans is my real dad!
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Just what Lethal said!

 

If you smoke lets say, a Malboro pack a day, it's not Malboro that made you get up of your ass and go to the cornerstore for a pack of smoke... They didn't hold your hand and walk you... Hell the didn't like the cigar for you either !!

 

It shouldn't be that hard to quit ?? There are more things to life than burning tobacco senselessly... Just ask a pot smoker why...

 

You can't quit...not because of the addiction, because of all the cool shit you can get from the points. Jackets, hats, pens, luggage and shit where's the casket section, dammit i want a Marlboro casket.

AA's for quitters...i'm no quitter!

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