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Posted

One of the funny things about Neils posts

that I have noticed...

 

Many of the 'poems'

he writes on here

are just paragraphs

in stanza form.

 

Though it does seem

that they lose any sort

of reasonable comprehension

along the way.

 

 

Toris

9:03am

01/29/2006

Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. ;)

 

I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.:rolleyes:

Posted
I have fucked black chicks in every hole possible, shot cum on their backs, face, tits done two sisters at a time and watched them lick each other and eat my cum out of each others pussies, I love black chicks, they talk dirty to you, slap your ass, love to suck cock and will lick up every drop of cum you spill. But thats just me, maybe i just find the fun ones

 

:eek: :D Oh my Brother! I missed you. Welcome Back!

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I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness.

 

 

 

 

:eek: WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? :eek:

 

www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/

Posted
Damn..glad we don't have any BLACK RAPPERS on GF, we'd be accused of racism.:rolleyes:

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You're half bean dip, yourself. Good fallback in the event of accusations. ;)

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

Posted
African Americans score lower on the SAT then any other ethnic group even ESL students. Additionally African Americans have the lowest High School graduation rate hovering at 48% nationally the average African Americans SAT scores is a 430-V and a 420-M.

Where the hell did you find that? Are we talking about the same AFrican Americans? What year is it from?

Posted

The verbal score doesn't surprise me. Even Bill Cosby is pissed at the verbal skills of todays black people. I think they have actually bought into this ebonics crap and think it's actually an acceptable version of english.

 

It takes alot to piss off Bill.

Posted
WHY OH WHY DIDN'T WE PICK OUR OWN COTTON?!?! :confused:

Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time

 

"I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto

 

Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope

Posted
Once Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin, we couldn't keep up.:rolleyes:

Before the cotton gin, Stupid...

Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. ;)

 

I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.:rolleyes:

Posted
Before the cotton gin, Stupid...

 

It was a joke, but here is what I was getting at...

 

Cotton gin

 

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

 

 

The cotton gin revolutionized the cotton-growing industry because it increased fiftyfold the quantity of cotton that could be processed in a day. This made the widespread cultivation of cotton lucrative in the American South, and is therefore often considered to have greatly facilitated increased demand for slave labor.

 

I'm well aware that there were slaves in the US before 1793.

Posted
It was a joke, but here is what I was getting at...

 

Cotton gin

 

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

 

 

The cotton gin revolutionized the cotton-growing industry because it increased fiftyfold the quantity of cotton that could be processed in a day. This made the widespread cultivation of cotton lucrative in the American South, and is therefore often considered to have greatly facilitated increased demand for slave labor.

 

I'm well aware that there were slaves in the US before 1793.

Alright, Stupid. Don't get your panties in a wad. If that is what you wanted to say, you should have posted that to begin with.

Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. ;)

 

I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.:rolleyes:

Posted

I don't give a flying fuck what colour someone is as long as they aren't American.

 

Friendly Fire. Thanx for that dickwads. Bush's PR team must've been up all night for that one.

I'll just have a shit, and then I'll feel better.
Posted
I don't give a flying fuck what colour someone is as long as they aren't American.

 

Friendly Fire. Thanx for that dickwads. Bush's PR team must've been up all night for that one.

 

Too bad they didn't shoot you, fucking limey.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

Posted
I don't give a flying fuck what colour someone is as long as they aren't American.

 

Friendly Fire. Thanx for that dickwads. Bush's PR team must've been up all night for that one.

instead of bitching about us on this side of the pond, why don't you people figure out socialized dental care...

Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time

 

"I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto

 

Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope

Posted
I don't give a flying fuck what colour someone is as long as they aren't American.

 

Friendly Fire. Thanx for that dickwads. Bush's PR team must've been up all night for that one.

 

Just out of curiosity, why would a Brit, who hates Americans, use the screen-name, Tex?

Posted
Too bad they didn't shoot you, fucking limey.

Let me guess...errrrmmmm....Republican, right?

 

Ding! Computer says yes!

 

As for dental care, instead of worrying about yer teeth and wrinkles, why don't you wake up (The American Dream right...stay with me...to have a dream you need to be asleep), and sort out the fact that your government is screwing everyone one of you over and making you look like a bunch of cunts on the world stage.

 

I felt sorry for ya when Bush got in for the first time, seeing as his brother had the casting vote n' all, but when you actually elected this clown for the second time, well, fuckin' fool me once etc.

 

If you keep electing clowns people, the rest of the world is gonna start seein' the US for the circus it's becoming.

 

I ain't anti-American, yeah my nickname is Tex, but that was given to me when I joined by first bike club. Some of my favourite things come from Texas, like Bill Hicks and Dr Pepper, and you guyz have some of the coolest people on the planet over there, and the most sound constitution in existence...

 

So why do you keep letting your politicians fuck things up by screwing with yer civil rights. You're all so scared of what the towelheads MIGHT do, you're letting your own government cornhole you by monitoring your every move, and suspending the civil rights that you fought (us) so hard to get established. You spent the last 250 years refining this constitution and now you're all sat at home, scared out of your collective minds, and watching reality shows, while Bush is laughing his cock off coz you're all getting acclimatized to having cameras everywhere.

 

"These fuckers actually think it's entertaining to be watched. Hey Donald, let's get the NSA to watch these idiots while they're watching other idiots. They'll never find out, right. I mean, they believed that shit about us having bad intel about Iraqi weapons right. They never twigged that it was my Daddy who sold 'em all their shit, right? I bet they even buy that crap about the Patriot Act being good for 'em eh? heh heh. God bless America."

 

Tp paraphrase Bill Hicks, if you wanted to know what weapons Saddam had, why didn't you check the fuckin' receipt maaaan.

 

And while we're on the subject, write to your congressman and ask him if he'll ask that prick to stop calling himself the 'leader of the free world'. I don't remember voting for him.

 

 

 

As for racism, Jax, I got into all that PC stuff in the 80's when Brit comedians turned everything on it's head and started taking the piss out of people who did ethnic material. Changed the entire zeitgeist of the era and spawned a more racially tolerant culture.

 

Trouble is mate, as I got older, I kinda realised that us white folks were on our own. Every fuckin' African American role model is still saying ******, bitch, 'ho, etc...you fuckers have made up more bigotted insults than the Klan. Thank you Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, Biggy, Tupac et al for screwing up 20 years of social improvement, way to set an example.

 

You got some balls fuckin' complainin' about racism my friend. Your African American icons made it cool again for young people. Well done.

I'll just have a shit, and then I'll feel better.
Posted

Damn Tex. You got a bigger welcoming committee than I got. I'm so fucking jealous. ;)

If you keep electing clowns people, the rest of the world is gonna start seein' the US for the circus it's becoming.

 

Pure gold. Only it's present tense, rather than future tense.

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

Posted

Thanx Builder, it's good to find a place where people don't take shit, and say it like it is, and don't fuckin' whine like a pussy if you do the same. People like me, who believe they could solve all the world's problems if they actually gave a shit.

 

I use future tense coz the USA have had some fuckin' excellent leaders 'till you gave this inbred prick a mandate to take democracy wherever he feels like it. He's pushing democracy like the inquisition and the crusaders spread Christianity.

 

Why don't you take bureaucracy to the middle east instead of democracy? That way they'll get fuck all done.

 

Better still, instead of fucking your constitution up with piece of shit acts like the Patriot Act, why don't you ammend it so Clinton can have another shot.

 

That dude ran world affairs while chilling out with a jazz saxophone, smokin' weed, and gettin blow jobs in the oval office.

 

Now that's my kinda guy. Pure class.

 

If Clinton had still been in power, there probably wouldn't have been a 9/11.

 

Dude, would've legalized drugs eventually, the economy in Afghanistan would've improved no end due it's huge natural resource of weed etc., and the Afghanis would've been so fuckin' delighted they'd have all got stoned too.

 

If any of the Afghani fundamentalists had still been up for crashing a plane into a US building, the silly cunts would probably have hit it at 4mph and bounced off the fucker.

 

And instead of making a token effort to find Bin Laden in the caves, you'd have been building a McDonalds, a Starbucks,a couple of Hooters, and a chain of dope cafes in downtown Kabul.

 

For fuck's sake get a pothead back in the Whitehouse.

 

It's our only chance!

I'll just have a shit, and then I'll feel better.
Posted
Thanx Builder, it's good to find a place where people don't take shit, and say it like it is, and don't fuckin' whine like a pussy if you do the same.

 

Oh, I'll whine and bitch till the fucking cows come home. If the mood is just right, and the wine is chilled.

 

 

People like me, who believe they could solve all the world's problems if they actually gave a shit.

 

Dude, if you want my job, it's pistols at dawn.

 

I use future tense coz the USA have had some fuckin' excellent leaders 'till you gave this inbred prick a mandate to take democracy wherever he feels like it.

 

Uuuum, the US is a republic. Spreading democracy was the third option for invading Iraq. It's working so well. Hamas got in for Palestine, and the Shi ites of Iran got in for Iraq.

 

 

He's pushing democracy like the inquisition and the crusaders spread Christianity.

 

That would be a Jacobin regime you mention. Close, but this one is more like fascism.

 

Why don't you take bureaucracy to the middle east instead of democracy? That way they'll get fuck all done.

 

Either way, the only thing "getting done" is spreading depleted uranium.

 

Better still, instead of fucking your constitution up with piece of shit acts like the Patriot Act, why don't you ammend it so Clinton can have another shot.

 

His missus is up for the cake. Same honky, minus the schlong.

 

That dude ran world affairs while chilling out with a jazz saxophone, smokin' weed, and gettin blow jobs in the oval office.

 

See above. Minus the schlong.

 

Now that's my kinda guy. Pure class.

 

Uuuum, his knowledge of foreign policy was limited to his three mistresses in the neighbouring suburbs.

 

If Clinton had still been in power, there probably wouldn't have been a 9/11.

 

Wrong. He would have at least managed to get some fighters scrambled, and pasted some fields with those planes.

 

Dude, would've legalized drugs eventually, the economy in Afghanistan would've improved no end due it's huge natural resource of weed etc., and the Afghanis would've been so fuckin' delighted they'd have all got stoned too.

 

The massive funding to destablize the Taliban drug cartel has actually increased production of opium to all-time highs. Afghanis cultivate opium. Pot grows like a weed over there.

 

If any of the Afghani fundamentalists had still been up for crashing a plane into a US building, the silly cunts would probably have hit it at 4mph and bounced off the fucker.

 

Actually it was Saudi nationals that are reportedly responsible for those attacks. Surprisingly, several of them have surfaced, claiming to be alive. Of course, they must be delusional.

 

And instead of making a token effort to find Bin Laden in the caves, you'd have been building a McDonalds, a Starbucks,a couple of Hooters, and a chain of dope cafes in downtown Kabul.

 

The market must exist, prior to making the product available. These people sell their daughters to survive.

 

For fuck's sake get a pothead back in the Whitehouse.

 

It's our only chance!

 

You have an alcoholic cocaine user right now. We couldn't do any better with a choice of just two. ;)

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

Posted

Heh, I'm not replying to all your points (mainly cos I haven't worked out how to cut and paste yet ;)) except to say that I agree about the Big C, unlike Bush he probably would have got some defences in the air...he would have had his face in the intel reports, instead of in a kid's book at a photo op. Stoned or not, he had some balls, but more importantly he had some brains too.

 

 

Point in case: Clinton did, if I remember right, launch over 20 cruise missiles at Baghdad in response to a rumoured assasination attempt on George W. Gump's daddy. Cost you over 60 million right?

 

I would've been up for saving some bread personally, let 'em waste the guy, after all you had a spare right. Bit of a dud, but still...

 

Thing is, how can we, or anyone, have a reasonable debate on this subject, when all our information is coming from CNN and our governments, who admit (or rather profess), that their information and intel is shite anyway.

 

I mean, let's be fuckin' honest if Bush really thought that the Iraqis had nukes it would have been the last place on earth he would've wanted to invade.

 

Fucker's staying well away from North Korea and China ain't he?

 

Btw, don't wanna sound like a conspiracy theorist, jus' wanna provoke a little debate on this idea, but keep your eye on the entertainment industry too. Seems to me like since Bush decided to send women in to the front line, there's have been a lot of US and Brit tv action series and movies where women are given a starring role.

 

We watch shows like Alias, La femme Nikita, Over There, etc.

 

And Movies like Elektra, Tomb Raider, Kill Bill etc.

 

And what message does it send?

 

Yeah it's okay, women can handle themselves, it's okay if we send them off to war.

 

I'm all for equal rights, but I don't like the idea that we might be being subliminally influenced so that Bush and Blair won't lose votes when our daughters, sisters, and even mothers start coming home in body bags.

 

Okay, some of these movies may have been made before our most recent adventure between Iraq and a hard place, but you've got to butter your bread before you add the baloney. Preparation is everything when you're trying to brainwash people into thinking something that has gone against the grain since we climbed down from the trees.

 

Btw, seen Kingdom of Heaven? Maybe this is the first 'It's okay to invade the middle east' movies.

 

Just sayin'. :cool:

I'll just have a shit, and then I'll feel better.
Posted

Clinton is intelligent

 

At being decietful

Self centered and manipulative

When it comes to basic guts

He's got nothing to give

 

He put our nation at risk

He got good men killed

All while he was distracted

Getin some stupid sick thrill

 

He's clever with idiots

Who want to be fooled

He thought being a world leader

Was all about being cool

 

He was a pervert

Who had no response to the Cole

He couldn't have given a damn less

About any of those sailors souls

 

National security to him

Was a Barbara Striesand conversation

Was a last minute Rich pardon

For all he cared about this nation

 

Yeah he's real smart

Smart like a narcissistic hound

Who licks himself for reassurance

As long as it's not his world goin down

 

 

 

Neils

10:20 am

02/17/2005

 

No bad intentions meant

to go toward any good ol

Southern huntin hounds

 

 

N....again

 

transcribed this time

9:28 am

03/31/2007

 

 

 

N.....again

I am the learning curve's downward spiral.

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