italiano_Pride Posted January 17, 2006 Posted January 17, 2006 I picked this book up at the library and I now know the answer to this question. I also know why I have an 'innie" belly button and if semen is nutrtious or fattening (just in case anyone ever needs to know that little fact and it also explains why I have washboard abs ) Anyway, the reason men have nipples is as follows: Males have nipples because when we are embryo we all start out with a female template until 6 weeks into development, then ,if the baby is a boy, the male characteristics will come into play. The characteristics of our navel depends on how our unbilical cord is cut, and semen is extremely good for you. It stimulates muscle growth and metabolism. The reason? Semen is compiled mainly of protein. Just thought it was intersting so I figured i'd share. Quote
jaxmagicman Posted January 17, 2006 Posted January 17, 2006 Can you point me to a place to get that book. I need to show some of the females I am dating the "semen is extremely good for you. It stimulates muscle growth and metabolism. The reason? Semen is compiled mainly of protein" part. Quote
tiredofwhiners Posted January 17, 2006 Posted January 17, 2006 Know wounder my kids are hungry, i thought it they were for feeding. No matter how much i show my wife the sperm protein thing, she still is not going for it. Quote AA's for quitters...i'm no quitter!
italiano_Pride Posted January 17, 2006 Author Posted January 17, 2006 Can you point me to a place to get that book. I need to show some of the females I am dating the "semen is extremely good for you. It stimulates muscle growth and metabolism. The reason? Semen is compiled mainly of protein" part. Sure thing, the book is called "Why do Men have Nipples?". The book was written by Mark Leyner and Billy Goldberg, M.D. I got mine from the library but you can probably find it at borders or your local book store. Quote
Lesbian Since 13 Posted January 17, 2006 Posted January 17, 2006 I've known semen is good for you for quite a while. The fact it's mostly protein was taught in my high school science classes. Supposedly it also helps keep skin healthy because of the same protein qualities. Quote
ImWithStupid Posted January 17, 2006 Posted January 17, 2006 I've known semen is good for you for quite a while. The fact it's mostly protein was taught in my high school science classes. Supposedly it also helps keep skin healthy because of the same protein qualities. Want some? Quote
Lesbian Since 13 Posted January 17, 2006 Posted January 17, 2006 Want some? Would it turn you on if I posted "SURE! I LOVE IT! I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF IT!" Quote
ImWithStupid Posted January 17, 2006 Posted January 17, 2006 Would it turn you on if I posted "SURE! I LOVE IT! I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF IT!" Is that a question, your answer or both? Quote
Lesbian Since 13 Posted January 17, 2006 Posted January 17, 2006 Is that a question, your answer or both? Whatever satisfies your need at the moment can be your answer to that. Quote
tiredofwhiners Posted January 17, 2006 Posted January 17, 2006 I've known semen is good for you for quite a while. The fact it's mostly protein was taught in my high school science classes. Supposedly it also helps keep skin healthy because of the same protein qualities. So does this mean you drink it and rub it on like lotion? Quote AA's for quitters...i'm no quitter!
Lesbian Since 13 Posted January 17, 2006 Posted January 17, 2006 So does this mean you drink it and rub it on like lotion? Depends on where it is at the time. Quote
ImWithStupid Posted January 17, 2006 Posted January 17, 2006 I read that it's only good for you if you get it fresh from the tap. Quote
tiredofwhiners Posted January 17, 2006 Posted January 17, 2006 Depends on where it is at the time. OOOoooooKKKKKkkkkk got ya! Quote AA's for quitters...i'm no quitter!
italiano_Pride Posted January 17, 2006 Author Posted January 17, 2006 I read that it's only good for you if you get it fresh from the tap. That's usually where I get it! Quote
Jhony5 Posted January 18, 2006 Posted January 18, 2006 The protein properties of semen only work if taken as a supository. At least thats what my uncle Chester used to tell me, before he went to jail. Quote i am sofa king we todd did.
italiano_Pride Posted January 18, 2006 Author Posted January 18, 2006 Well, in either case I should be allright. Quote
smutt butt Posted January 18, 2006 Posted January 18, 2006 I picked this book up at the library and I now know the answer to this question. I also know why I have an 'innie" belly button and if semen is nutrtious or fattening (just in case anyone ever needs to know that little fact and it also explains why I have washboard abs ) Anyway, the reason men have nipples is as follows: Males have nipples because when we are embryo we all start out with a female template until 6 weeks into development, then ,if the baby is a boy, the male characteristics will come into play. The characteristics of our navel depends on how our unbilical cord is cut, and semen is extremely good for you. It stimulates muscle growth and metabolism. The reason? Semen is compiled mainly of protein. Just thought it was intersting so I figured i'd share. those authors were on the Bob and Tom show last year. i bought the book the next day. a great read. Quote "This place may be bombed and we will be killed. We love death. The US loves life. That is the big difference between us." Osama Bin Laden. nov. 2001
ToriAllen Posted January 18, 2006 Posted January 18, 2006 and semen is extremely good for you. It stimulates muscle growth and metabolism. The reason? Semen is compiled mainly of protein. I can see it now. A whole new health movement...Semen protein shakes. Know wounder my kids are hungry, i thought it they were for feeding. No matter how much i show my wife the sperm protein thing, she still is not going for it. Actually, men can breastfeed. There is a pill that you can take that stimulates males to produce milk. It takes three months. Bottom line. You have all the same parts there that a female has, just less fat. Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted January 18, 2006 Posted January 18, 2006 I can see it now. A whole new health movement...Semen protein shakes. Actually, men can breastfeed. There is a pill that you can take that stimulates males to produce milk. It takes three months. Bottom line. You have all the same parts there that a female has, just less fat. I don't have a vagina..... Quote All bullshit, No Business.
tiredofwhiners Posted January 18, 2006 Posted January 18, 2006 I don't have a vagina..... I had one the other night ..I watched Bachelor (smiley w/gun to head goes here) Quote AA's for quitters...i'm no quitter!
ToriAllen Posted January 18, 2006 Posted January 18, 2006 I don't have a vagina..... One word you missed changes the meaning... You have all the same parts there that a female has, just less fat. There as in on the chest. And, you not having a vagina is still in question. Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
scout Posted February 8, 2006 Posted February 8, 2006 "Worthless as tits on a boar" Haven't heard anyone described as such for a long time. You all reminded me. Quote
Tex Posted February 9, 2006 Posted February 9, 2006 This is one of the things I've always wondered about. Like, why don't employers avoid hiring unlucky people at interviews by immediately throwing half the resum Quote I'll just have a shit, and then I'll feel better.
OmegaManiac Posted February 9, 2006 Posted February 9, 2006 Actually, men can breastfeed. There is a pill that you can take that stimulates males to produce milk. It takes three months. Bottom line. You have all the same parts there that a female has, just less fat. I used to have a cat that would try to breastfeed from me or anyone else who had an exposed nipple within reach of her furry little face. I kinda miss that cat. Her name was Chicken Monkey. One time however she tried to nurse from a chick who was actually lactating and immediately stopped and went in search of another tit. Guess the milk was spoiled. Quote
tiredofwhiners Posted February 9, 2006 Posted February 9, 2006 I used to have a cat that would try to breastfeed from me or anyone else who had an exposed nipple within reach of her furry little face. I kinda miss that cat. Her name was Chicken Monkey. One time however she tried to nurse from a chick who was actually lactating and immediately stopped and went in search of another tit. Guess the milk was spoiled. That would be the best cat ever. I got a nipple ir can suck.hehe here kitty kitty Quote AA's for quitters...i'm no quitter!
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