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I picked this book up at the library and I now know the answer to this question. I also know why I have an 'innie" belly button and if semen is nutrtious or fattening (just in case anyone ever needs to know that little fact and it also explains why I have washboard abs ;))

 

Anyway, the reason men have nipples is as follows:

 

Males have nipples because when we are embryo we all start out with a female template until 6 weeks into development, then ,if the baby is a boy, the male characteristics will come into play.

 

The characteristics of our navel depends on how our unbilical cord is cut,

 

and semen is extremely good for you. It stimulates muscle growth and metabolism. The reason? Semen is compiled mainly of protein.

 

Just thought it was intersting so I figured i'd share.

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Can you point me to a place to get that book. I need to show some of the females I am dating the "semen is extremely good for you. It stimulates muscle growth and metabolism. The reason? Semen is compiled mainly of protein" part.
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Can you point me to a place to get that book. I need to show some of the females I am dating the "semen is extremely good for you. It stimulates muscle growth and metabolism. The reason? Semen is compiled mainly of protein" part.

 

Sure thing, the book is called "Why do Men have Nipples?". The book was written by Mark Leyner and Billy Goldberg, M.D. I got mine from the library but you can probably find it at borders or your local book store.

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I've known semen is good for you for quite a while. The fact it's mostly protein was taught in my high school science classes. Supposedly it also helps keep skin healthy because of the same protein qualities.
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I've known semen is good for you for quite a while. The fact it's mostly protein was taught in my high school science classes. Supposedly it also helps keep skin healthy because of the same protein qualities.

 

Want some?:p

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I've known semen is good for you for quite a while. The fact it's mostly protein was taught in my high school science classes. Supposedly it also helps keep skin healthy because of the same protein qualities.

 

So does this mean you drink it and rub it on like lotion?

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The protein properties of semen only work if taken as a supository. At least thats what my uncle Chester used to tell me, before he went to jail.
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I picked this book up at the library and I now know the answer to this question. I also know why I have an 'innie" belly button and if semen is nutrtious or fattening (just in case anyone ever needs to know that little fact and it also explains why I have washboard abs ;))

 

Anyway, the reason men have nipples is as follows:

 

Males have nipples because when we are embryo we all start out with a female template until 6 weeks into development, then ,if the baby is a boy, the male characteristics will come into play.

 

The characteristics of our navel depends on how our unbilical cord is cut,

 

and semen is extremely good for you. It stimulates muscle growth and metabolism. The reason? Semen is compiled mainly of protein.

 

Just thought it was intersting so I figured i'd share.

 

those authors were on the Bob and Tom show last year. i bought the book the next day. a great read.

"This place may be bombed and we will be killed.

We love death. The US loves life.

That is the big difference between us."

 

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and semen is extremely good for you. It stimulates muscle growth and metabolism. The reason? Semen is compiled mainly of protein.

I can see it now. A whole new health movement...Semen protein shakes.

Know wounder my kids are hungry, i thought it they were for feeding. No matter how much i show my wife the sperm protein thing, she still is not going for it.

Actually, men can breastfeed. There is a pill that you can take that stimulates males to produce milk. It takes three months. Bottom line. You have all the same parts there that a female has, just less fat.

Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. ;)

 

I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.:rolleyes:

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I can see it now. A whole new health movement...Semen protein shakes.

 

Actually, men can breastfeed. There is a pill that you can take that stimulates males to produce milk. It takes three months. Bottom line. You have all the same parts there that a female has, just less fat.

 

 

I don't have a vagina.....

All bullshit, No Business.
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I don't have a vagina.....

One word you missed changes the meaning...

 

 

You have all the same parts there that a female has, just less fat.

 

There as in on the chest. And, you not having a vagina is still in question.

Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. ;)

 

I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.:rolleyes:

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This is one of the things I've always wondered about.

 

Like, why don't employers avoid hiring unlucky people at interviews by immediately throwing half the resum

I'll just have a shit, and then I'll feel better.
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Actually, men can breastfeed. There is a pill that you can take that stimulates males to produce milk. It takes three months. Bottom line. You have all the same parts there that a female has, just less fat.

 

 

I used to have a cat that would try to breastfeed from me or anyone else who had an exposed nipple within reach of her furry little face. I kinda miss that cat. Her name was Chicken Monkey. One time however she tried to nurse from a chick who was actually lactating and immediately stopped and went in search of another tit. Guess the milk was spoiled.

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I used to have a cat that would try to breastfeed from me or anyone else who had an exposed nipple within reach of her furry little face. I kinda miss that cat. Her name was Chicken Monkey. One time however she tried to nurse from a chick who was actually lactating and immediately stopped and went in search of another tit. Guess the milk was spoiled.

 

 

That would be the best cat ever. I got a nipple ir can suck.hehe here kitty kitty

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