cool_dude Posted January 18, 2006 Posted January 18, 2006 ...needs to die. Ok, so this morning, I've got some leftovers that I need to wrap. No problem. I get out the trusty old Saran Wrap I have at home, and prepare to rip a section off. Not so fast, Mr. Moose. The plastic wrap, in all of it's clingy goodness, decided to mess with my head. I ripped a piece off, and it proceeded to fold itself over. Then I tried to unravel it, which, twisted it even more. I danced around with it for about 10 minutes before I gave up and threw the leftovers in my dog's bowl. I need a plastic wrap tutor...please, GF members, you're my only hope. Quote
phreakwars Posted January 18, 2006 Posted January 18, 2006 Concidering the average person without a G.E.D. can handle plastic wrap, I'd say your inability to do such a daunting task is a reflection of how the rest of your life will go. On MY plastic wrap here at the house (looking at it as I type this) it is NOT recomended to be handled by children, and also presents a choking hazzard.. As your friend cool_dude, I want to tell you to stay away from plastic wrap from now on, until you become a man. Your life may depend on it. . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
Lethalfind Posted January 18, 2006 Posted January 18, 2006 have you ever heard of tin foil??? Its alot easier to deal with...since its you cool dude I feel I must warn you not to put the tin foil in the microwave... Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
cool_dude Posted January 18, 2006 Author Posted January 18, 2006 Concidering the average person without a G.E.D. can handle plastic wrap, I'd say your inability to do such a daunting task is a reflection of how the rest of your life will go. On MY plastic wrap here at the house (looking at it as I type this) it is NOT recomended to be handled by children, and also presents a choking hazzard.. As your friend cool_dude, I want to tell you to stay away from plastic wrap from now on, until you become a man. Your life may depend on it. . . I might not be as old as you are, so considering me a child in your eyes is ok. But you're talking to an adult, so treat me like one of the others. Quote
cool_dude Posted January 18, 2006 Author Posted January 18, 2006 I must warn you not to put the tin foil in the microwave... Been there. Had to buy a new microwave right after. Quote
phreakwars Posted January 18, 2006 Posted January 18, 2006 Been there. Had to buy a new microwave right after. I rest my case. . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
Lethalfind Posted January 18, 2006 Posted January 18, 2006 Been there. Had to buy a new microwave right after. LOLOL, you are an idiot...I need nore more proof. Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
angie Posted January 18, 2006 Posted January 18, 2006 Yes, cool_dude. please-stick to tin foil, or just put things in plastic containers. Quote http://www.darwinawards.com/ http://www.snopes.com http://www.breakthechain.org STOP THE SPAM!! Click Me You Know You Want To
tiredofwhiners Posted January 18, 2006 Posted January 18, 2006 Time to hit your local Tupperware party. Quote AA's for quitters...i'm no quitter!
Cogito Ergo Sum Posted January 18, 2006 Posted January 18, 2006 This is another GF Public Service Announcement by CES. How to effectively use Food Grade Plastic Wrap. 1. Gently pull out small amount of plastic wrap from box. 2. Place this small amount of plastic wrap on one side of the dish or bowl holding the item you wish to cover. 3. Press the plastic wrap against the side of the dish or bowl, while simultaneously TIGHTLY pulling the remaining plastic wrap needed across the surface of the dish or bowl, thereby covering the food. The key here is pulling it TIGHTLY. 4. When you have successfully covered your dish or bowl with the TIGHTLY pulled plastic wrap, then while holding the plastic on the dish or bowl so as to not allow it to loosten, use the built in blade on the plastic wrap box to cut the plastic wrap. Tuck the remaining plastic wrap down along the side of your dish or bowl. 5. Congratulations, you have just mastered the use of plastic wrap. You see boys and girls, plastic wrap was never deisgned to "cling" contrary to what the slick and trick marketing of the "Glad" company may have told you. What holds plastic wrap in place, is surface tension, created by TIGHTLY stretching it across a surface thereby causing it to pull in all directions, thereby keeping it in place. Oh wait, I just found this on Wikipedia! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plastic_wrap "To use plastic wrap effectively for sealing containers, tear off a section and touch one side of the wrap to one side of the container near the opening, allowing the wrap to cling there and make as smooth a seal as possible. Then, stretch the plastic wrap over the opening and touch the other end of the wrap to the opposite side of the container. Finally, pull the remaining sides of the wrap over the remaining edges of the opening, and flatten the wrap against the edges around the opening as completely as possible. This may take some experimenting and practice to master" Gee, wasn't that what I just said? Tune in next week boys and girls for how to effectively use toilet paper. Quote . I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted January 18, 2006 Posted January 18, 2006 Tune in next week boys and girls for how to effectively use toilet paper. I do recall making a post on how to properly wipe your ass awhile back Quote All bullshit, No Business.
tiredofwhiners Posted January 18, 2006 Posted January 18, 2006 A lesson in Boob enhancement... Take toilet paper and wipe it between your tit a couple times a day. This should make you boob's larger.....It worked on your ass! Quote AA's for quitters...i'm no quitter!
Lesbian Since 13 Posted January 20, 2006 Posted January 20, 2006 A lesson in Boob enhancement... Take toilet paper and wipe it between your tit a couple times a day. This should make you boob's larger.....It worked on your ass! Funny, I've never had any complaints about that... As as for plastic wrap...that can be a very fun and useful tool beyond saving leftovers... Quote
Mohammed_Rots_In_Hell Posted January 20, 2006 Posted January 20, 2006 How can a polymer scientist be labeled an "idiot" by a guy who can't use plastic wrap? It's like Elmer Fudd calling Albert Einstein an idiot. Quote The first amendment provides our constitution with its voice. The second amendment provides its teeth.
Lethalfind Posted January 22, 2006 Posted January 22, 2006 How can a polymer scientist be labeled an "idiot" by a guy who can't use plastic wrap? It's like Elmer Fudd calling Albert Einstein an idiot. lol, Exactly...added to that he is using plastic wrap because he blew his microwave after putting something wrapped in tin foil... Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
cool_dude Posted January 22, 2006 Author Posted January 22, 2006 lol, Exactly...added to that he is using plastic wrap because he blew his microwave after putting something wrapped in tin foil... It was the very first day that we bought the thing called "Microwave". Neither me nor my family knew the dangers of putting metal in it. We had to change it for a new one the very next day. :o Quote
Lethalfind Posted January 22, 2006 Posted January 22, 2006 It was the very first day that we bought the thing called "Microwave". Neither me nor my family knew the dangers of putting metal in it. We had to change it for a new one the very next day. :o things you plug in to electricity come with directions for a reason... Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
cool_dude Posted January 22, 2006 Author Posted January 22, 2006 things you plug in to electricity come with directions for a reason... I see... Quote
phreakwars Posted January 22, 2006 Posted January 22, 2006 Oh goody, cool_dude is in the box for 72 hours, so that means he can't respond to topics he started.....UH THIS ONE Tee Hee, CARRY ON !! . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
RoyalOrleans Posted January 22, 2006 Posted January 22, 2006 things you plug in to electricity come with directions for a reason... You would do so well on $100,000 Pyramid. True story... Five years ago, my town put on the $1,000 Pyramid and brought in local celebrities. It was held at the GA MTN Center in downtown Gainesville and was hosted by the Mayor (at the time). The local celebrities included; former catcher for the Atlanta Braves (circa 1990) Jody Davis and WDUN AM 5500's own Bimbo and Bubba talk show hosts. -GAY- Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Lethalfind Posted January 22, 2006 Posted January 22, 2006 I see... didn't you guys notice the arching going on in the microwave or did you think it was just how the new contraption worked?? Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
Mohammed_Rots_In_Hell Posted January 22, 2006 Posted January 22, 2006 My first microwave was marketed as a "poodle dryer". Quote The first amendment provides our constitution with its voice. The second amendment provides its teeth.
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