smutt butt Posted January 18, 2006 Posted January 18, 2006 I am going to Harrah's Cherokee sun.-tues. so wed. i will be able to get my lamborghini, jet and private island. Don't worry i will still get on wpyo and talk to you common folks. I was going to vegas but since my truck i just bought needed a new engine and 47 other things i'm going to cherokee instead. Just wanted to let you all know i might be off for a few days while i am out shopping for my new toys. Quote "This place may be bombed and we will be killed. We love death. The US loves life. That is the big difference between us." Osama Bin Laden. nov. 2001
ToriAllen Posted January 18, 2006 Posted January 18, 2006 I am going to Harrah's Cherokee sun.-tues. so wed. i will be able to get my lamborghini, jet and private island. Don't worry i will still get on wpyo and talk to you common folks. I was going to vegas but since my truck i just bought needed a new engine and 47 other things i'm going to cherokee instead. Just wanted to let you all know i might be off for a few days while i am out shopping for my new toys. Remember me and my NSX.... Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
phreakwars Posted January 19, 2006 Posted January 19, 2006 He'll come back on Wednesday with 2 broken legs from the security at the casino when he runs out of money and barters his kids for cash, then renigs when he loses it all playing Roulette... He should have bet it all on BLACK instead. . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
Jhony5 Posted January 19, 2006 Posted January 19, 2006 I have never even had the slightest urge to go to a casino. Just seems like such a waste of money. How is that fun to be a poor guy handing filthy rich guys your money in the slim hopes that you might end up slightly less poor at the risk of becoming signifigantly poorer. Fucking retarded if ya ask me, but you didn't so i'll shut up. Quote i am sofa king we todd did.
smutt butt Posted January 19, 2006 Author Posted January 19, 2006 I have never even had the slightest urge to go to a casino. Just seems like such a waste of money. How is that fun to be a poor guy handing filthy rich guys your money in the slim hopes that you might end up slightly less poor at the risk of becoming signifigantly poorer. Fucking retarded if ya ask me, but you didn't so i'll shut up. i did win a little over $900 the first time i went to vegas. 4 aces on the $1 poker machine. it paid for the entire trip. beginners luck? Quote "This place may be bombed and we will be killed. We love death. The US loves life. That is the big difference between us." Osama Bin Laden. nov. 2001
Lethalfind Posted January 19, 2006 Posted January 19, 2006 I have never even had the slightest urge to go to a casino. Just seems like such a waste of money. How is that fun to be a poor guy handing filthy rich guys your money in the slim hopes that you might end up slightly less poor at the risk of becoming signifigantly poorer. Fucking retarded if ya ask me, but you didn't so i'll shut up. I'm with you Jhony. Don't misunderstand, I love to shop but I like to get something for my money. Something more then a watered down drink and being allowed to sit in a casino that is. I just can't throw my money away in the hopes I will get a little back. Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
smutt butt Posted January 19, 2006 Author Posted January 19, 2006 i know that gambling will not get you anything 999 of a 1000 times but it sure is fun. have to spend my money somehow. get this shit "no alcohol allowed on premises" is their policy. after going to vegas its hard to imagine a casino that doesn't allow drinking. i have heard from friends that have been there that they ignore your flasks as long as you don't get outta hand. if you get outta hand you WILL go to jail. Quote "This place may be bombed and we will be killed. We love death. The US loves life. That is the big difference between us." Osama Bin Laden. nov. 2001
Lethalfind Posted January 19, 2006 Posted January 19, 2006 i know that gambling will not get you anything 999 of a 1000 times but it sure is fun. have to spend my money somehow. get this shit "no alcohol allowed on premises" is their policy. after going to vegas its hard to imagine a casino that doesn't allow drinking. i have heard from friends that have been there that they ignore your flasks as long as you don't get outta hand. if you get outta hand you WILL go to jail. Wow, how weird, in Shreveport, LA they give you free drinks if your at a machine or table. It only makes their business better because the drunker you are the more money you spend... Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
Jhony5 Posted January 19, 2006 Posted January 19, 2006 know that gambling will not get you anything 999 of a 1000 times but it sure is fun. have to spend my money somehow. Well then in that case I have a great game you can play at home to get your gambling fix. What you do is put a $20 bill in your toilet and flush it. If it floats back up you break even. If it goes down, try again. But sometimes a $100 bill will come back up. Honestly, try it. Its fun. Quote i am sofa king we todd did.
tiredofwhiners Posted January 19, 2006 Posted January 19, 2006 Well then in that case I have a great game you can play at home to get your gambling fix. What you do is put a $20 bill in your toilet and flush it. If it floats back up you break even. If it goes down, try again. But sometimes a $100 bill will come back up. Honestly, try it. Its fun. I like to play the ATM gambling machine. I put my card in and if money comes out i'm a winner. Quote AA's for quitters...i'm no quitter!
ImWithStupid Posted January 19, 2006 Posted January 19, 2006 I like to play the ATM gambling machine. I put my card in and if money comes out i'm a winner. Best odds around. That ATM machine pays out every damn time. I don't know how they make money. Quote
angie Posted January 19, 2006 Posted January 19, 2006 We have two casinos here in CT. I've been to one once, spend 50 cents on a slot machine, and that was the end of it. I don't see the excitement in blowing money with little chance of getting a return. I'd rather go to the restaurants and bars and have a good time than sit at a machine and put my money in for nothing. Quote http://www.darwinawards.com/ http://www.snopes.com http://www.breakthechain.org STOP THE SPAM!! Click Me You Know You Want To
Vander Posted January 19, 2006 Posted January 19, 2006 I have never even had the slightest urge to go to a casino. Just seems like such a waste of money. How is that fun to be a poor guy handing filthy rich guys your money in the slim hopes that you might end up slightly less poor at the risk of becoming signifigantly poorer. Fucking retarded if ya ask me, but you didn't so i'll shut up. You've never bought a lotto ticket? Gambling is only fun if you have the money to lose. Go to Vegas for the food the shows and the girls. Wow, how weird, in Shreveport, LA they give you free drinks if your at a machine or table. It only makes their business better because the drunker you are the more money you spend... You’re talking about the state that has drive up liquor stores that pass out daiquiris the same way some places pass out coffee. Quote
Jhony5 Posted January 19, 2006 Posted January 19, 2006 You've never bought a lotto ticket? Gambling is only fun if you have the money to lose. Go to Vegas for the food the shows and the girls. Once, yes I did. Afterwards I felt like I had just handed my corrupt local government hard cash just for the fleeting moment of hope that the lottery sells. Fuck the lottery. Dumb ass wishful thinking. And I would never go to Vegas. Vegas has got to be the fucking last place I would vacation. I would be much happier with my big bag-o-skunk weed and a few friends navigating some backwater river on a boat and shooting my firearms indiscriminately in ever direction with the hope that the bullets final resting place is in the skull of some random conservation officer. Quote i am sofa king we todd did.
cool_dude Posted January 20, 2006 Posted January 20, 2006 Gambling is the kind of game where you don't win. You just do a little better each time you play. Quote
Lethalfind Posted January 22, 2006 Posted January 22, 2006 Once, yes I did. Afterwards I felt like I had just handed my corrupt local government hard cash just for the fleeting moment of hope that the lottery sells. Fuck the lottery. Dumb ass wishful thinking. And I would never go to Vegas. Vegas has got to be the fucking last place I would vacation. I would be much happier with my big bag-o-skunk weed and a few friends navigating some backwater river on a boat and shooting my firearms indiscriminately in ever direction with the hope that the bullets final resting place is in the skull of some random conservation officer. I did drive through Nevada one time, I forget what town we stayed in I think it was Reno. I felt like I had dropped into Sadam and Ghamora. I felt like I needed to bathe after what I had seen there. Not my kind of place I have to say. Then again later on that same trip we accidently drove through the red light district in San Francisco and I got the similar need to bathe. Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
Jhony5 Posted January 22, 2006 Posted January 22, 2006 Whats fucked is Nevada has some of the harshest drug laws in the nation, but yet prostitution,gambling, and drunkenness is welcome. Fucking Nevada could blow up for all I care. Quote i am sofa king we todd did.
ToriAllen Posted January 22, 2006 Posted January 22, 2006 Whats fucked is Nevada has some of the harshest drug laws in the nation, but yet prostitution,gambling, and drunkenness is welcome. Fucking Nevada could blow up for all I care. They have to have harsher drug laws to control the insanity. Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
Jhony5 Posted January 22, 2006 Posted January 22, 2006 They have to have harsher drug laws to control the insanity. I think it has more to do with the fact that they can't profit from it. I guarantee that if certain drugs weren't illegal on a federal level, then they would be handing the shit out to every idiot whom walks into a casino. Allow me to quote Dr. Gonzo. "Theres nothing Las Vegas loves more then a drunk. They push you through the turnstiles and turn you loose". This same thinking would apply to a doped up sucker with a full wallet. Quote i am sofa king we todd did.
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