phreakwars Posted January 22, 2006 Posted January 22, 2006 Yes, that's correct, it is a day for pussies. Love is in the air ?? Yeah, more like capitol gain is in the air... Flower shops know damn well some pussy is gonna try real hard to get some bitch to give up dat ass for him on Valentine's day by giving the stupid cunt some flowers.. Hershey PA workers are on overtime right now helping the PA economy, by creating chocolates on the cheap that you can get at the local convienience store for $1.09. And the stinky French are enjoying the importing of their nasty chocolates and cheese. I really don't understand why there has to be a fucking holiday devoted to love... FAKE love even... fucking kids give out Valentines to each other and attach some fucking candy to it and exchange it with other kids.... why ?? Because we MAKE them... "Here Jeffrey... I know you REALLY hate that bitch Suzi cuz she said you ate your buggers, and you don't, but even SHE gets a Valentine's day card too.." And there it begins... where we start to train our children to show a "FAKE" love towards their fellow man... and woman.. So years later, we are trapped in this idea that we MUST give the bitch we are with this Valentines day some extra fucking special treatment, cuz well, it's the HOLIDAY for it, and for no other reason. It also is another one of those holidays, where the single person feels like a fucking LOSER because they have not recieved even a fucking CARD from an ugly chick who KINDA liked him this once... Women act like they are even "SURPRISED" that we even make a bit of an effort... yeah bitch, I know your ass will be ragging sometime this month anyways... Don't think we tried too hard.. And what I wanna know... is HOW MANY of you buy into this shit, just for the chance to get pussy ?? I'm just glad my wife and I have a mutual love and respect for each other, that we do not have to play these little kiss ass games with each other to show any kind of love towards one another. We both think the holiday is bullshit.. But for those of you who can't get love but any other time of the year but Valentine's day and by kissing ass with the opposite (uh... or same.. ) sex,....you are all pussys. BTW, do you guys think I should go with just flowers this year, or should I get some candy too, for Mrs. Phreakwars ?? . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
TheJenn88 Posted January 22, 2006 Posted January 22, 2006 I only buy into it cuz the chocolate is on sale Quote
ImWithStupid Posted January 22, 2006 Posted January 22, 2006 Fucking Hallmark Holidays Anyway. I used to always tell my wife I was gonna get some slippers and a vibrator. That way if she didn't like the slippers, she could go Fuck Herself. Do you think that might be one of the reasons that I'm divorced? No shit though, I did really do this every year and then not get anything. Quote
manicmonday Posted January 22, 2006 Posted January 22, 2006 Screw flowers and candy. Go with jewelry. Every time. It doesn't make you fat, we don't have to throw it out later and we can look at it every single day. A little bling bling will get some ass every time. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. I'm not a fan of Hallmark holidays either. But I do think if you are with someone, it's a nice reminder to take your narcissistic mind of yourself and think of your loved ones. And if your single, it's a good reason to cuddle up with a good book and thank your lucky stars your not going broke this year trying to buy love. Like with any holiday, retail has taken over. But if you keep in mind what the spirit of the holiday is, it's actually quite sweet. Quote The dick has no conscience and the heart has no rational abilities.
ToriAllen Posted January 22, 2006 Posted January 22, 2006 Valentine's Day is my anniversary and my middle son's B-day. So for me, it is B-day parties for the next 14 years, and anniversaries for the rest of my life. Screw flowers and candy. Go with jewelry. Every time. It doesn't make you fat, we don't have to throw it out later and we can look at it every single day. A little bling bling will get some ass every time. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. Screw jewelry. Give me chocolate! I don't care about getting fat. Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
Lethalfind Posted January 22, 2006 Posted January 22, 2006 I prefer the jewelry. Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
ImWithStupid Posted January 22, 2006 Posted January 22, 2006 Screw flowers and candy. Go with jewelry. Every time. It doesn't make you fat, we don't have to throw it out later and we can look at it every single day. A little bling bling will get some ass every time. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. Something like this. http://ungratefulninja.com/images/funny/debeers2.jpg Quote
manicmonday Posted January 22, 2006 Posted January 22, 2006 Something like this. http://ungratefulninja.com/images/funny/debeers2.jpg Nice. But it works. At least for me. I may give it out, but I'm not cheap. Quote The dick has no conscience and the heart has no rational abilities.
ImWithStupid Posted January 22, 2006 Posted January 22, 2006 Nice. But it works. At least for me. I may give it out, but I'm not cheap. What'll you give up for a big Cubic Zirc? Quote
Jhony5 Posted January 22, 2006 Posted January 22, 2006 Valentines day is for.......retailers bliss. Far and away the dumbest "holiday" in existence. Just one of many holidays that are embraced at a federal level as a means to spur our economy. So much media pressure on the man to come through. I have never gotten jack or shit from any bitch for Valentines day, yet every woman I've been with EXPECTS to be pampered. For me it goes like this. "Heres your roses I bought from the vagrant vendor on the side of the road, so wheres my blowjob?" Quote i am sofa king we todd did.
RoyalOrleans Posted January 22, 2006 Posted January 22, 2006 "Heres your roses I bought from the vagrant vendor on the side of the road, so wheres my blowjob?" "Right here!" Well... that's the response I usually get. So what! I fall for the Valentine's Day bullshit every single fucking year. In the last five years, however, it has been with different women with a few extra in between. Next to cigarettes, T and A are a huge addiction of mine. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Jhony5 Posted January 22, 2006 Posted January 22, 2006 Have you ever asked yourself "Is this blow job worth $19.95 in roses"? Oh ya baby, it's valentines day, your swallowing whether you know it or not! Quote i am sofa king we todd did.
ToriAllen Posted January 23, 2006 Posted January 23, 2006 Next to cigarettes, T and A are a huge addiction of mine. Awe, that's sweet. I'm an addiction? Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
RoyalOrleans Posted January 23, 2006 Posted January 23, 2006 Have you ever asked yourself "Is this blow job worth $19.95 in roses"? Oh ya baby, it's valentines day, your swallowing whether you know it or not! I think about memorable experiences, to make an impression. Sure it has been costly experiences, but the girl walks away with a smile and so do I. Yes, swallowing is a must on Valentine's Day. The one day out of the year when all is quiet, the whole nation can hear "gulp". Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
manicmonday Posted January 23, 2006 Posted January 23, 2006 What'll you give up for a big Cubic Zirc? I get a headache on anything less than a diamond. I've always gotten the guy I'm with something for Valentine's Day(and not just a personal favor). It's nice to suprise them with something different. And I never send flowers to their work because I don't want their balls shrinking back into their body. Seriously though, I don't need a whole lot anytime, but I want to be remembered somewho. My favorite restaurant, cook me a nice meal, something. Quote The dick has no conscience and the heart has no rational abilities.
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted January 23, 2006 Posted January 23, 2006 Solution to the problem? Be single. But yea this praticular holiday (which was invented by hallmark) has no purpose than to sucker people in buying shit for some so-called loved one. Oh and I guess there's something to do with going home and fucking the person you're actually with before going back to the gigolos, mistresses, porn magazines and strip joints that we all keep busy with for the other 364 days of the year. Now to improve the mood, heres some fun things to do for v-day: 1. Try different kinds of gifts. Hint: Goth stores, prank/gag stores and especially hardware stores. 2. Instead of lovey shit, get LUSTY shit (Bondage gear, porno magazines, vibrating props, etc) 3. Book a night in a skid row hotel. Your excuse: Oh honey, I don't need to plunk down a fortune to show my love for you Quote All bullshit, No Business.
ImWithStupid Posted January 23, 2006 Posted January 23, 2006 I just remembered. One year I got my ex-wife a Chia Pet for Valentine's Day. That didn't go over well. I thought it was fucking funny but she didn't think so. Quote
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted January 23, 2006 Posted January 23, 2006 I just remembered. One year I got my ex-wife a Chia Pet for Valentine's Day. That didn't go over well. I thought it was fucking funny but she didn't think so. Guess that's why she's your EX wife... Quote All bullshit, No Business.
ImWithStupid Posted January 23, 2006 Posted January 23, 2006 Guess that's why she's your EX wife... Yea, kinda like I already said. http://Off Topic Forum.com/showpost.php?p=626964&postcount=3 I was under the impression that it was the thought that counts. Quote
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted January 23, 2006 Posted January 23, 2006 Have you ever asked yourself "Is this blow job worth $19.95 in roses"? Oh ya baby, it's valentines day, your swallowing whether you know it or not! Just get yourself a hooker. Quote All bullshit, No Business.
Jhony5 Posted January 23, 2006 Posted January 23, 2006 Just get yourself a hooker. I did that once. It ended in divorce. Quote i am sofa king we todd did.
ImWithStupid Posted January 23, 2006 Posted January 23, 2006 I did that once. It ended in divorce. I never even got a hooker or cheated on my wife and I got divorced. Quote
angie Posted January 23, 2006 Posted January 23, 2006 We don't do much for Valentine's Day. Last year, we exchanged cards and I made a big dinner-twice baked potatoes, broccoli with cheese sauce, lobster, fresh bread, bottle of wine-all his favorite stuffexcept for the wine. That was for me:D . No need for extravagence. Quote http://www.darwinawards.com/ http://www.snopes.com http://www.breakthechain.org STOP THE SPAM!! Click Me You Know You Want To
Jhony5 Posted January 23, 2006 Posted January 23, 2006 I never even got a hooker or cheated on my wife and I got divorced. Actually I was suggesting that my ex-wife IS a hooker. When I met her she had her bills so fucked up and was about 2 weeks from eviction. So I was young and dumb and let her move in with me, I helped her pay off her bills and she was "in love". After about 5 years she left on the grounds that "We don't have anything in common". I never cheated on her or hit her or any of that jazz, but I did ask that she work 3 days a week at a part time job since she loved to shop so damn much. Coincidently that about the same time she left. Hooker !!! Quote i am sofa king we todd did.
RoyalOrleans Posted January 24, 2006 Posted January 24, 2006 Actually I was suggesting that my ex-wife IS a hooker. When I met her she had her bills so fucked up and was about 2 weeks from eviction. So I was young and dumb and let her move in with me, I helped her pay off her bills and she was "in love". After about 5 years she left on the grounds that "We don't have anything in common". I never cheated on her or hit her or any of that jazz, but I did ask that she work 3 days a week at a part time job since she loved to shop so damn much. Coincidently that about the same time she left. Hooker !!! My first wife cheated on me, but in return she got me hooked on coke. See... everything works out in the end! Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
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