Hollywood trying to change the defenition of a cowboy!

[Tex]

How about O-My God I cant believe they had the nerve to call it

[RoyalOrleans]

Why didn't they just call it cracked my spine while fuckin' a bloke and have done with it?

 

Because nobody gives a shit what you do with your blokes while on holiday, pome.

[Tex]

...pome.

 

Yeah, nice try.

 

Seen more brains on a butcher's apron.

[Country Pride]

No...no...no.......

 

Are you an idiot? Just because Roy passed through Garrison or stopped at the local greasy spoon to take a dump, doesn't make him a Texan or a Cowboy.

 

Everything in Texas is bigger, they say. Even the lies.

 

You can read Roy's biography on CMT.com, or the Roy Rogers tribute page, or if you still don't believe he was a true shit kickin' honky that grew up on a 30 acre farm in Garrison, Texas. Than read his own biography called "The Life of Roy Rogers".

 

Find out the facts before you start typing!!!!!!

 

First of all, you fuckin' quarter wit, a pie hole is a moth, and guzzling means eating, so you just called me a...

 

...mouth eater

 

And please don't tell me you just came on here, looked up all that crap in your wanky little online Dictionary of British Slang (which is well out of date btw), then proceeded to scrawl that pointless piece of shit...

 

All just to say...

 

...You don't give a fuck!

 

Hehehehehehehehehehehheehehehehheheheheheheheheheheheheheheehhehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheheh

 

Does anyone understand what this fuckin' brain donor is goin' on about?

Way to go SKIN HEAD!

 

I've been around horses my whole life & also own some, but i'm not a cowboy. What kinda farming do you do in Nebr. I know some people who live there and they say not all FARMERS are COWBOYS.

 

I work in Arthor, Neb. A small cow town of about 92 people. You're right! not all farmers are cowboys. But most of them are.

 

My whole point of the matter is cowboys are very much conservative. I've been around them all my life to know.

 

Did you ever want to be a cowboy as a kid. I'm sure most of you did. I'm sure you even dressed up as one and have your picture taken with a cowboy hat on. Just think about that for a second. Now kids can't look up to or want to be a great American cowboy!

 

NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHERE I'M COMING FROM!

[eisanbt]

I think you've got conservative hillbillies and cowboys confused/intermingeled. The former does not represent the ladder. Ignorent hillibillies have Christien tendencies (Or so has, being a country boy myself, been MY observation) The ignorent/nieve/mentally-broom-fucked in general follow this suit. As militent and misguided christiens, they're are tossed into the conservative pile.

 

You also seem to think that the "Redefinition" of Cowboy means that cowboys were all just gay gents looking for some alone time with the farm-hand. I don't ever recall sexual orientation being part of a childs definition of a cowboy (or anyone's really). The essentials are hats, spirs, revolvers and a horse. Kids will continue to emulate this.

 

But if we are arguing the sexuality of cowboys, there were an awful lot who wore leather chaps.....

[builder]

A successful Colorado rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman, and determined to keep the

ranch, but knowing very little about ranching, she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied, she decided to hire the gay man, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.

 

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked hard, and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand,

 

"You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great! You should go into town and kick up your heels."

 

The hired hand readily agreed and went into town the following Saturday night. One o'clock came, and he didn't return. Two o'clock, and no hired hand. He returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the house, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.

 

She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots."

He did as she asked, ever so slowly. "Now take off my stockings." He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots. "Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the firelight.

"Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor. "Now," she said, "take off my panties."

By the light of the fire, he slowly pulled them down and off.

 

Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired."

[RoyalOrleans]

Yeah, nice try.

 

Seen more brains on a butcher's apron.

 

Typical response from a typical piece of euro trash shitheel.

 

You can read Roy's biography on CMT.com, or the Roy Rogers tribute page, or if you still don't believe he was a true shit kickin' honky that grew up on a 30 acre farm in Garrison, Texas. Than read his own biography called "The Life of Roy Rogers".

 

Find out the facts before you start typing!!!!!!

 

I'd love to sit here and argue Roy's validity as a cowboy, but I've got to take a huge shit.

 

Perhaps Roy was a cocksucking fairy just like his predecessors in Brokeback.

 

I mean, only steers and queers come from Texas. He don't look like a steer...

[Vortex]

I've been around horses my whole life & also own some, but i'm not a cowboy. What kinda farming do you do in Nebr. I know some people who live there and they say not all FARMERS are COWBOYS.

 

I work in Arthor, Neb. A small cow town of about 92 people. You're right! not all farmers are cowboys. But most of them are.

 

My whole point of the matter is cowboys are very much conservative. I've been around them all my life to know.

 

Did you ever want to be a cowboy as a kid. I'm sure most of you did. I'm sure you even dressed up as one and have your picture taken with a cowboy hat on. Just think about that for a second. Now kids can't look up to or want to be a great American cowboy!

 

NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHERE I'M COMING FROM!

 

 

Completely.....i have always had the cowboy inside me ready to come out....or was it i was ready to come out with a cowboy inside me...

 

no matter....You are from nebraska...yes i am too, infact, a "nebraskan cowboy" is part time. Cowboys are in a climate that does not see winter.....and if they do its for like 3 days a year. They "HERD" cattle....not raise them behind fences.....and i had horses as a kid too....but i was NO cowboy. Owning a horse means squat...FYI

 

Just because you wear the hat doesnt make you a bonefied cowboy. And your christian...WOO HOO great ...FAB...you can go agaisnt your faith all you want and ask for forgiveness on sunday and all is well....GOOD FOR YOU!

 

As far as hollywood trying to "change" the image...you can check yourself into the "idiot center for dummies" because hollywood is about entertainment.......not teaching you culture and history you nimrod! Thats what school and reading is for.

 

If you are saying cowboys cant read to learn this fact then fine ill agree....because that is what you are saying right? that hollywood teaches the world about life, culture, and history??!?!?!?!?!?

 

Fuck it was a stupid movie (which i havent even seen yet) about 2 men who HAPPEN to be cowboys....scary stuff....anyone who "thinks" they are cowboys should be scared by it because their entire life just changed..........oh wait...or is it more like this........

.......those who PRETEND to be cowboys and brag about it at their local dive bar are now getting made fun of because of this film?!?!

 

 

if so...BRAVA! people should be who they are....not who they PRETEND to be!

 

 

in recap

 

-No sympathy for wanabees...

-Hollywood makes entertainment... morons and idiots think its real and history (fyi thats what pbs is for)

-what the hell does a cowboy have internet for?!?!? where is his herd?

-gay people are everywhere like it or not...were here, were...ahh fuck it

-If you dont want to see the film then quit being a pussy and tell your girlfriend your not comfortable with it........oops that makes you a stupid asshole..sorry...i mean go watch the film with an ipod in the opposite ear (or the big game) and only KINDA watch it and then screw her brains out after the movie because you need to prove something to yourself...

 

fuck just dont watch it people....its a "knitch" movie...(meaning not for everyone)....so just dont watch it.....its not gay peoples fault your "christian" girlfriend wants to see it........

 

 

 

OOOH yea and btw there are many gay "cowboys" that do more than own horses....

 

such as http://www.hgra.net/ (its not porn btw)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ps this post was aimed at like 2 people...this has been one of the most entertaining threads i have read in a LOOOOOOOONG time!

[Tex]

Typical response from a typical piece of euro trash shitheel.

 

You really do need a dictionary. Get a proper English one instead of a wanky Yankee one where you've made up your own words and spellings.

 

You can read it on the bus to your gender reassignment therapy.

[Cogito Ergo Sum]

You can read Roy's biography on CMT.com, or the Roy Rogers tribute page, or if you still don't believe he was a true shit kickin' honky that grew up on a 30 acre farm in Garrison, Texas. Than read his own biography called "The Life of Roy Rogers".

 

Find out the facts before you start typing!!!!!!

 

We clarified this line of bullshit earlier.

 

http://Off Topic Forum.com/showpost.php?p=634840&postcount=34

 

Off to the Idiot Box where you belong! Have a nice trip!

 

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Oh, and if your curious about what he did from birth to age 18? No mention of Garrison, Texas at all. Ignorant cow fucker!

 

http://www.royrogers.com/roy_rogers_bio.html

 

"Roy Rogers, the King of the Cowboys, was actually born in the city. It was in Cincinnati, Ohio, on November 5, 1911, that Leonard Slye (later to be known as Roy Rogers) was born to Mattie and Andy Slye. Years later, the building where he was born was torn down to make way for Riverfront Stadium (recently renamed Cinergy Field), the home of the Cincinnati Reds baseball team. Roy liked to say that he was born right where second base is now located. But the Slye family was never cut out for city life, so a few months after Roy was born, Andy Slye moved his family to Portsmouth, Ohio (a hundred miles east of Cincinnati), where they lived on the houseboat that he and Roy's uncle built. When Roy was seven years old his father decided it was time they settled on solid ground, so he bought a small farm in nearby Duck Run. Living on a farm meant long hours and hard work, but no matter how hard they worked the land there was little money to be made. Roy often said that about all they could raise on their farm were rocks. Eventually Andy Slye realized that he'd have to return to his old factory job at the United States Shoe Company in Cincinnati if he was going to be able to support his family. Since his father would be able to return home only on weekends, this meant that even more of the responsibilities for farm chores fell onto Roy's young shoulders.

 

Mattie Slye suffered from lameness as a result of the polio she had contracted as a child, and Roy always marveled at the way she was able to raise four active children (Roy and his sisters, Mary, Cleda, and Kathleen) despite her disability. Still, farm life agreed with Roy, who often rode to school on Babe, the old, sulky racehorse his father had bought for him. According to Roy, "We lived so far out in the country, they had to pipe sunlight to us." Living on the farm meant they had to make their own entertainment, since radio was in its earliest days and television was far in the future. On Saturday nights the Slye family often invited some of their neighbors over for a square dance, during which Roy would sing and play the mandolin. Before long he became skilled at calling square dances, and throughout the years he always enjoyed finding opportunities to showcase this talent in his films and television appearances.

 

It was also while he was growing up on the farm in Duck Run that Roy learned to yodel. Andy Slye had brought home a cylinder player (the predecessor to the phonograph) along with some cylinders, including one by a Swiss yodeler. Roy played that cylinder again and again and soon began developing his own yodeling style. Before long, Roy and his mother worked out a way of communicating with each other by using different types of yodels. Mattie would use one type of yodel to let Roy know that it was time for lunch, another to warn that a storm was brewing, and still another to call him in at the end of the day. Roy would then relay that message to his sisters by yodeling across the fields to them.

 

By the time Roy had completed his second year of high school, it was clear that their farm would never support the family, so he made the difficult decision to drop out of school and take a job with his father at the shoe factory in Cincinnati. Roy quickly discovered that factory work was just as hot, monotonous, and unpleasant for him as it was for his father. Since his older sister Mary had married and moved to Lawndale, California (close to Los Angeles), Roy and his father decided they should quit their jobs, pack up the car, and take the family out to visit her. Somehow their old car held together, and they eventually made it to Lawndale. "

[RoyalOrleans]

You really do need a dictionary. Get a proper English one instead of a wanky Yankee one where you've made up your own words and spellings.

 

You can read it on the bus to your gender reassignment therapy.

 

Ahha ahahahaha... my fucking side hurts from laughing so hard. Ahahaha...

 

Fuck your mama. Fuck your sister. Fuck your grandma. Most of all, fuck you.

 

Yet another typical response from the typical UK fucktard.

[Tex]

Ahha ahahahaha... my fucking side hurts from laughing so hard. Ahahaha...

 

Fuck your mama. Fuck your sister. Fuck your grandma. Most of all, fuck you.

 

Yet another typical response from the typical UK fucktard.

 

Please don't give me a hard time tonite, I've had a bad day.

 

I just bought a new bike and when I insured it, the broker informed me I wasn't covered for acts of God. Imagine my anger when I looked out of my bedroom window in the early hours and saw the Lord scratching it up the side with a key.

 

[RoyalOrleans]

Please don't give me a hard time tonite, I've had a bad day.

 

I just bought a new bike and when I insured it, the broker informed me I wasn't covered for acts of God. Imagine my anger when I looked out of my bedroom window in the early hours and saw the Lord scratching it up the side with a key.

 

 

That's pretty fucked up.

 

I have a '72 Kharmen Gia. When I first got it, some ignorant dickless piece of shit threw a goddamn Dairy Queen Blizzard cup out of an oncoming vehicle and it splattered on my window. Imagine my anger, my limey friend.

 

A fucking veteran of a foreign war and a card carrying gun brandisher, taking shit on the freeway from some jackhole fuckwit. Nothing I could do... I envisioned myself rising out of the seat, steering the wheel with my left foot, and squeezing a shot off at that yellow bastard.

[Tex]

Fucker. Fuckin' litter's a potential killer for bikers.

 

Fast food restaurants should have more consideration for motorists. I can see in your country that they are making some efforts in this area by making big gulp cups so big you couldn't fuckin' fit 'em thru the window.

 

However, this might cheer you up.

 

When I nipped into a McDonald's to use their toilets the other day, I was confronted by a spotty teenager mopping up vomit just by the bog. On the back of his T-shirt it said 'I'm Lovin' it!'

 

Funny, but the poor cunt's face told a different story.

[Country Pride]

The big point i was trying to make is that every movie these days is about a sexual deviant, pervert, or about somebody who hates America and now about to fags.

 

The pink hand in Hollywood is in total control!!!!!!!!!

[snafu]

 

 

Completely.....i have always had the cowboy inside me ready to come out....or was it i was ready to come out with a cowboy inside me...

 

no matter....You are from nebraska...yes i am too, infact, a "nebraskan cowboy" is part time. Cowboys are in a climate that does not see winter.....and if they do its for like 3 days a year. They "HERD" cattle....not raise them behind fences.....and i had horses as a kid too....but i was NO cowboy. Owning a horse means squat...FYI

 

Just because you wear the hat doesnt make you a bonefied cowboy. And your christian...WOO HOO great ...FAB...you can go agaisnt your faith all you want and ask for forgiveness on sunday and all is well....GOOD FOR YOU!

 

As far as hollywood trying to "change" the image...you can check yourself into the "idiot center for dummies" because hollywood is about entertainment.......not teaching you culture and history you nimrod! Thats what school and reading is for.

 

If you are saying cowboys cant read to learn this fact then fine ill agree....because that is what you are saying right? that hollywood teaches the world about life, culture, and history??!?!?!?!?!?

 

Fuck it was a stupid movie (which i havent even seen yet) about 2 men who HAPPEN to be cowboys....scary stuff....anyone who "thinks" they are cowboys should be scared by it because their entire life just changed..........oh wait...or is it more like this........

.......those who PRETEND to be cowboys and brag about it at their local dive bar are now getting made fun of because of this film?!?!

 

 

if so...BRAVA! people should be who they are....not who they PRETEND to be!

 

 

in recap

 

-No sympathy for wanabees...

-Hollywood makes entertainment... morons and idiots think its real and history (fyi thats what pbs is for)

-what the hell does a cowboy have internet for?!?!? where is his herd?

-gay people are everywhere like it or not...were here, were...ahh fuck it

-If you dont want to see the film then quit being a pussy and tell your girlfriend your not comfortable with it........oops that makes you a stupid asshole..sorry...i mean go watch the film with an ipod in the opposite ear (or the big game) and only KINDA watch it and then screw her brains out after the movie because you need to prove something to yourself...

 

fuck just dont watch it people....its a "knitch" movie...(meaning not for everyone)....so just dont watch it.....its not gay peoples fault your "christian" girlfriend wants to see it........

 

 

 

OOOH yea and btw there are many gay "cowboys" that do more than own horses....

 

such as http://www.hgra.net/ (its not porn btw)

 

 

 

 

ps this post was aimed at like 2 people...this has been one of the most entertaining threads i have read in a LOOOOOOOONG time!

 

 

Bravo:)

It's a movie.

[Cogito Ergo Sum]

The big point i was trying to make is that every movie these days is about a sexual deviant, pervert, or about somebody who hates America and now about to fags.

 

The pink hand in Hollywood is in total control!!!!!!!!!

 

No, what you are trying to do is make a giant sweeping generalization which isn't based at all upon fact.

 

I can clearly infer from your writings that in your mind:

 

a) Anything other than heterosexual missionary position sexual intercourse for the purpose of making a rug rat, is "sexual deviant".

 

b) People who fit into category "a" above, also likely fit into your definition of "pervert". Nice. Anybody gay or lesbian is automatically a pervert to you.

 

c) Anybody who voices an opinion, not favorable of the current American President and/or the war in Iraq, by your definition, "hates America".

 

Could you be any more stupid?

[RoyalOrleans]

The big point i was trying to make is that every movie these days is about a sexual deviant, pervert, or about somebody who hates America and now about to fags.

 

The pink hand in Hollywood is in total control!!!!!!!!!

 

No, you're absolutely wrong. It was not a big point you was trying to make, but it was a stupid point. It's just a movie there, hobbyhorse.

 

Sounds more like a documentary if you ask me. Cowboys + Texas = Queers.

[Country Pride]

Think and believe what you want. But it's a major sin to be with a fellow man. There is a place God has made for those who will never repent of sins to Jesus Christ Far worse than any thing you can imagine. Deathacrats have disgraced America with the name of sodomy of the American West. They are trying to take away any thing that is good in our country.

[RoyalOrleans]

Think and believe what you want. But it's a major sin to be with a fellow man. There is a place God has made for those who will never repent of sins to Jesus Christ Far worse than any thing you can imagine. Deathacrats have disgraced America with the name of sodomy of the American West. They are trying to take away any thing that is good in our country.

 

Is that the best you can do? You sound like a broken fucking record, CP, and not a very good one. Somthing along the lines of Creed or the Bee Gees.

 

Spewing forth the tired old rhetoric about how the Democrats are destroying western civilization is about as plausible as saying a couple butt-cowboys can't have a movie.

 

Even Carrot Top got a movie deal, for Christ's sake.

[Country Pride]

If I'm not mistaken i saw on a thread that you call your self a hillbilly.

So why the heck are you disagreeing with me? Maybe 'cause you're a follower. Do to the fact I'm out numbered.

 

Roy was born in Cincanati, Ohio. But moved to Texas in his late teens. But it dosen't matter where you're from originally. It's who you are.

 

Roy, Gene Autry, Tex Ritter, Hank Williams, Ernest Tubb, Jimmy Wakely, George Strait, Chris Ledoux and PBR champs Chris Shivers and Lane Frost are all real Cowboy. Not fruit cake cowboys.

 

The Famous Western actors who were not was John Wayne and Clint Eastwood. John Wayne was a true right wing redneck though!!!!!!!

[eisanbt]

RO may be a pervert, a lier, a drunk, a creep, an asshole, a kung-fu master, mentally unstable and may or may not have stolen christmas from the years 1983-1994 but he is certainly no follower. Why does it seem odd to you that somebody of the same general backround would disagree with the bullshit being spouted by an ignorent wiener who totes similar colours? Welcome to the wonderful world of diversity, we like both our cowboys and our cake fruity.

[Country Pride]

Speaking of their clothes-and cowboys being gay, what's with these people and wearing jeans that are three sizes too small?

 

and aside from all that, you also can't forget the fact that they ride bulls for a living

 

 

YOU MEAN. LIKE DWIGHT YOAKOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Country Pride]

Could you be any more stupid?

God bless you!!! Vaya Con Dios!!!!

[Cogito Ergo Sum]

May the Great Pumpkin rise from your Pumpkin Patch this Halloween and bring toys to all the good boys and girls!

 

Who's "Dios" and why would I want to "Vaya" with it?

 

News Flash: Homosexually is not something new to this decade, century, millennium or eon.

 

When I was in India, I saw images carved into Hindu temples dating from thousands of years ago...homosexuality, bestiality, sex of every kind. I'm neither for nor against it, I'm just making the point that this is nothing new.

 

Furthermore, if Homosexuality is the root of the decline of a civilization, then what the hell has happened to India? The oldest civilization on Earth, with over 1 billion people and growing. I don't think they are in a decline.

 

The real enemy of the American idea is the religious nut who wants to inflict "Jesus" and the Christian "God" on everything and everybody. The hellacious Fish-People. Oh, wait a minute...that's you!