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Whenever I hear of incidents like this I always wonder how shit like that could go on without the family of the victims getting wind of it.

 

....and why is this thread in the 'Spam' forum? Not that it matters I suppose.

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Whenever I hear of incidents like this I always wonder how shit like that could go on without the family of the victims getting wind of it.

 

....and why is this thread in the 'Spam' forum? Not that it matters I suppose.

 

Cuz i fucked up OK.:p I was going to post the link, then just ended up posting the story. Sorry geez strip me down and force me to work naked.:eek:

AA's for quitters...i'm no quitter!
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Whenever I hear of incidents like this I always wonder how shit like that could go on without the family of the victims getting wind of it.

 

Ya know that’s what went through my mind.

Well after I got this shitty image of a bunch of old farts dusting the place naked. For some reason I thought of an old folks home. But after that went through my mind I thought what the fuck are these families doing? They probably just dropped of their burdened family member of and left them to defend for themselves.

Fucking assholes!

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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Whenever I hear of incidents like this I always wonder how shit like that could go on without the family of the victims getting wind of it.

 

Ya know that

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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As a consequence of past indiscretions, I had to do some community service for the County of Hall, Gainesville, Ga. On one of my five trips to the local convalescent home, I saw a man in there that was a deadringer for my grandfather.

 

I was curious and decided to go inside. I ended up speaking with the man, turns out he was a tailgunner in WWII and Korea. He said to me, "You've got to get me out of here!"

 

I replied, "Why?".

 

He said, "I fell this morning and this big, burly buck ****** orderly came behind me, yanked down my pants, and fucked me in the ass."

 

In shock, I replied, "Jesus! Is that all?"

 

He said, "Well two days ago a hot, big titted nurse came in to give me a sponge bath and ended up blowing me until I shot a hot load down her throat."

 

"Well, I guess you have to take the good with the bad, sir." I retorted.

 

Suddenly he furrows his brow and throws his arms in the air and replied, "You don't understand, sonny! I only get a sponge bath once a week, but I fall at least seven times a day!!!".

 

 

 

Partially true story. I did do community service, but never went to a convalescent home.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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