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What is the air speed velocity of a swallow carrying a coconut? ;)

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this is actually a good idea... only problem is, with you being the only one giving the answers, there is no one to hide behind when they are stupid... it's all on you!

 

Don't fuck up!

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Why do some Italian women age with grace and other age like they live under power lines?

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The air speed velocity of a swallow carrying a coconut depends on the weight of the cococut and the swallow in question, also, how fast the bird can fly, the wingspan ect.

 

We feed the elephants peanuts and they seem to enjoy them so yes, I think we can draw the conclusion that elephants really like peanuts.

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It all depends on the genes of the Italian women in question.

 

Lets say she's Sicilian....

Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time

 

"I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto

 

Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope

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If you rub it enough will it catch fire?

 

If friction causes heat, and heat causes fire, how many roots will it take to boil the kettle?

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

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If a man says something in a forest, and there is no woman around to hear it, is he still wrong? :eek:

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I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness.

 

 

 

 

:eek: WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? :eek:

 

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If a man says something in a forest, and there is no woman around to hear it, is he still wrong? :eek:

 

No, because the man is the only own who heard it and one person will always think he/she is right.

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Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

 

If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?

 

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

 

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

 

Who was the first to see a cow and think "I wonder what will happen if i squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?"

 

How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

 

Why is there Braille on drive-through ATM machines?

 

and my personal favorite...

 

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

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I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness.

 

 

 

 

:eek: WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? :eek:

 

www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/

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Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Because he's a ficticious character. Reality and fiction are two different things. One of which isn't meant to nitpick such pointless details.

 

If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?

no. Just litter.

 

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Psychics are fakers.

 

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Because the needle enters easier

 

Who was the first to see a cow and think "I wonder what will happen if i squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?"

Some perverted troglodyte who was into lactation and beastiality.

 

 

How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

they can still feel shit(no pun intended)

 

 

Why is there Braille on drive-through ATM machines?

For blind drivers. (A lot of them sure act like it)

and my personal favorite...

 

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

a large, hollow object full of avation fuel slamming into the ground from 30,000 feet will NOT remain intact no matter what it's made of.

All bullshit, No Business.
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Oi! Oi!

 

What if God smoked cannabis; hit the bong like some of us?

 

But God did Jenn, that's when God made Neo-Conservatives so that he could have a good chuckle... :D

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I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness.

 

 

 

 

:eek: WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? :eek:

 

www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/

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