italiano_Pride Posted January 31, 2006 Posted January 31, 2006 Anything at all you're wondering about I want to try and answer it....mainly out of boredom. Ask away! Quote
fullauto Posted January 31, 2006 Posted January 31, 2006 What is the air speed velocity of a swallow carrying a coconut? Quote Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time "I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope
fullauto Posted January 31, 2006 Posted January 31, 2006 this is actually a good idea... only problem is, with you being the only one giving the answers, there is no one to hide behind when they are stupid... it's all on you! Don't fuck up! Quote Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time "I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope
fullauto Posted January 31, 2006 Posted January 31, 2006 Why do some Italian women age with grace and other age like they live under power lines? Quote Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time "I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope
italiano_Pride Posted January 31, 2006 Author Posted January 31, 2006 The air speed velocity of a swallow carrying a coconut depends on the weight of the cococut and the swallow in question, also, how fast the bird can fly, the wingspan ect. We feed the elephants peanuts and they seem to enjoy them so yes, I think we can draw the conclusion that elephants really like peanuts. Quote
italiano_Pride Posted January 31, 2006 Author Posted January 31, 2006 It all depends on the genes of the Italian women in question. Quote
fullauto Posted January 31, 2006 Posted January 31, 2006 It all depends on the genes of the Italian women in question. Lets say she's Sicilian.... Quote Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time "I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope
eisanbt Posted January 31, 2006 Posted January 31, 2006 If you rub it enough will it catch fire? Quote http://www.boohbah.com/zone.html "It's a poor sort of memory that only works backwards" -Lewis Carroll
builder Posted January 31, 2006 Posted January 31, 2006 If you rub it enough will it catch fire? If friction causes heat, and heat causes fire, how many roots will it take to boil the kettle? Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
tiredofwhiners Posted January 31, 2006 Posted January 31, 2006 How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Quote AA's for quitters...i'm no quitter!
builder Posted January 31, 2006 Posted January 31, 2006 How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? How big is your tongue, and how hot does your metabolism run? Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
tiredofwhiners Posted January 31, 2006 Posted January 31, 2006 How big is your tongue, and how hot does your metabolism run? I thought they always said size doesn't matter. Quote AA's for quitters...i'm no quitter!
Cogito Ergo Sum Posted January 31, 2006 Posted January 31, 2006 If a man says something in a forest, and there is no woman around to hear it, is he still wrong? Quote . I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/
italiano_Pride Posted January 31, 2006 Author Posted January 31, 2006 If you rub it enough it will catch fire. The answer depends on the size of the kettle and the heat the roots produce. Probably 7. Quote
italiano_Pride Posted January 31, 2006 Author Posted January 31, 2006 How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? 293 licks, yes i've tried it. Quote
italiano_Pride Posted January 31, 2006 Author Posted January 31, 2006 If a man says something in a forest, and there is no woman around to hear it, is he still wrong? No, because the man is the only own who heard it and one person will always think he/she is right. Quote
Cogito Ergo Sum Posted January 31, 2006 Posted January 31, 2006 Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? Who was the first to see a cow and think "I wonder what will happen if i squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?" How do blind people know when they are done wiping? Why is there Braille on drive-through ATM machines? and my personal favorite... If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? Quote . I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/
RoyalOrleans Posted February 1, 2006 Posted February 1, 2006 Why is it that every fucking wop I know drives an Iroc? Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted February 1, 2006 Posted February 1, 2006 Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Because he's a ficticious character. Reality and fiction are two different things. One of which isn't meant to nitpick such pointless details. If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter? no. Just litter. Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Psychics are fakers. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? Because the needle enters easier Who was the first to see a cow and think "I wonder what will happen if i squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?" Some perverted troglodyte who was into lactation and beastiality. How do blind people know when they are done wiping? they can still feel shit(no pun intended) Why is there Braille on drive-through ATM machines? For blind drivers. (A lot of them sure act like it) and my personal favorite... If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? a large, hollow object full of avation fuel slamming into the ground from 30,000 feet will NOT remain intact no matter what it's made of. Quote All bullshit, No Business.
italiano_Pride Posted February 1, 2006 Author Posted February 1, 2006 Why is it that every fucking wop I know drives an Iroc? Because we can. That fuckin' simple. Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted February 1, 2006 Posted February 1, 2006 Because we can. That fuckin' simple. Italian Retard Out Cruising Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
TheJenn88 Posted February 4, 2006 Posted February 4, 2006 Oi! Oi! What if God smoked cannabis; hit the bong like some of us? Quote
builder Posted February 4, 2006 Posted February 4, 2006 If a bear shits in the woods, and nobody sees him, does he still wipe his arse? Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
Cogito Ergo Sum Posted February 4, 2006 Posted February 4, 2006 Oi! Oi! What if God smoked cannabis; hit the bong like some of us? But God did Jenn, that's when God made Neo-Conservatives so that he could have a good chuckle... Quote . I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/
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