Reasons we should invade .... If we wanted world domination

[phreakwars]

It's perfect.. send them food like we always do, except make the food supply be contaminated with a sterilizing agent, sterilize their kids before they hit puberty, it is a long term plan that will take a generation or 2 to help phase them out, but it is possible.

 

Fucking send them TONS of Aquafina with birth control chemicals and salt peter.

 

No population growth means a higher mortality rate too !!

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[builder]

I was looking for a reason to give up maccas. Thanks.

 

Sorry Eyesinbutt,

Too funny.

[phreakwars]

Hey everybody needs a nick name. I don't remember who came up with it, but it fits !!

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[fullauto]

It's perfect.. send them food like we always do, except make the food supply be contaminated with a sterilizing agent, sterilize their kids before they hit puberty, it is a long term plan that will take a generation or 2 to help phase them out, but it is possible.

 

Fucking send them TONS of Aquafina with birth control chemicals and salt peter.

 

No population growth means a higher mortality rate too !!

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Phase I of Operation Meat-Whistle!

 

1. Comprise list of nations that we need to 'control the population of'

Let me start the bidding with:

1. Afrika... The whole fucking Continent!

2. China

3. Any country with a Muslim population that exceeds 25%

 

2. Form an International Union of Western Nations to plan, fund, and execute said plan.

Let's start off with:

1. The US

2. Mexico?

3. Canada

4. England

5. Australia

6. France?

7. Germany

8. Other European nations will be asked subject to the other nation's approval.

 

3. Develop Tasteless, odorless and cheap form of birth control that can be administered with food/water/medication that will permanently disable both male a female reproductive abilities, but not hamper the libido in any way, so as to not arouse suspicion...

 

4. Tell target nations through medium such as the UN that this group has 'turned over a new leaf' and would like to help the world through donations of food/water/medication...

 

5. Withdraw ALL foreign forces to home state to both save money, and as a show of good faith!

 

6. Once all target nations have been sterilized, withdraw ALL foreign aid and watch for 40-60 years as our global situation improves... slowly at first, but steadily!

 

7. Crop dust US inner cities with Birth Control to put the final Ben-Ben stone on the whole project!

 

Any Changes?

 

[phreakwars]

Yes, we won't need to sterilize ANYBODY in America, since we will have new lands to live, not only resources... If we could speed up the process, I could get me a nice little Island in Okinawa to retire on.

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[builder]

Yes, we won't need to sterilize ANYBODY in America, since we will have new lands to live, not only resources... If we could speed up the process, I could get me a nice little Island in Okinawa to retire on.

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And why the fuck would you pick Okinawa? No fish in the sea, and bird flu hanging in the air? Cold as fuck in winter, and stinking hot in summer.

 

You know where Adolph Hitler was gonna take his new "super race", phreak?

 

Van Deimen's land. That would be Tasmania. It's on the arse-end of Australia, if you didn't know.

[ImWithStupid]

And why the fuck would you pick Okinawa? No fish in the sea, and bird flu hanging in the air? Cold as fuck in winter, and stinking hot in summer.

 

You know where Adolph Hitler was gonna take his new "super race", phreak?

 

Van Deimen's land. That would be Tasmania. It's on the arse-end of Australia, if you didn't know.

 

I thought Australia was the arse end of the world and Tasmania was the poo.

[builder]

I thought Australia was the arse end of the world and Tasmania was the poo.

 

I'm surprised you even know where it is.

[jokersarewild]

Let's put birth control...in Biological weapons...then bomb them!...jk

 

Actually, subterfuge would work quite nicely, and then use any weapons that we would need to use on the public that we don't want there(birth control bombs). Then we send in the military for cleanup and to pick off the rest we don't want, like NazzNegg said.

 

Basically, it would go like this...(copy of OmegaManiac's plan...kind of.)

 

We would need to research a poison that is odorless, tasteless, and would take about a month and a half to kill, while showing few symptoms. Then, we do the same with birth control, while possibly enhancing sex drive. Send all poison/birth control drugs to the Middle East and the UK and Eurasia. Don't send this stuff to Japan! They would look at it and figure out that there was something wrong. We'll just birth control bomb them.

 

While this is happening, follow up on NazzNegg's plan. Blockade every port in South America and stop most if not all communication with the rest of the world. Then, you would go after the oil-laden countries. With this accomplished, you now have most if not all of the oil you need for this endeavor. Proceed with various biological weapon and chemical weapon use, as to wipe out the population. This may or may not be preceeded by infiltration into governments that we plan to take over. You have spies in there, they might be able to open the gates, so to speak. Now, after we have taken over South America, we could go after Canada. Our alliance with Britain would not matter at this point as a huge amount of people would be dead after Operation Banana Grove Storm was completed. Britain would practically be useless. After the "assimilation" of Canada, start the takeover of Japan. Since they recieved no bad McDonald's food, they will not have known what was going on. They will, however, be much easier to do anything to, as any allies would most likely have a dwindling population anyway. As you know, the population has a direct effect on the military. Anyway, they would have the weapons to combat us, but a surprise attack on them would work if we had the weapons to match them. We would probably need to infiltrate their governments also. Pull out our agents right before the strike. Then, with Japan gone, the only people left that could possibly fuck us over would be Russia, Germany, and maybe even Australia. Australia would probably be the easiest to take out of the 3. Then comes Russia, although subterfuge would be better for Russia. We could actually infiltrate their government WHILE attacking Germany, which, if the agent is good enough, we could possibly stop Russia from stepping in. Once Germany is gone, remove Russia from the picture and proceed to totally destroy the other countries, this time using military instead of bombs. China will be down to probably 0.3-0.5 million people, so they will be easier to get rid of. Once we get rid of China, no one could possibly stand in our way. We get rid of the rest of them...and we have TOTAL WORLD DOMINATION!

[snafu]

Something needs to be done about Mexico anyway. The fuckers want to come in and ruin our country and if we go there people get high jacked for ransom. The government doses nothing. Lets crater Mexico and make a big swimming pool out of it!

[builder]

Something needs to be done about Mexico anyway. The fuckers want to come in and ruin our country and if we go there people get high jacked for ransom. The government doses nothing. Lets crater Mexico and make a big swimming pool out of it!

 

Actually Mexico is a necessary component of your economy, snaf~U.

 

Let's see now, you have Juan on Juan, the pool-cleaning twins who will gladly service your wife while you go about your business.

 

You have an endless string of girls with names like Juanita and Salma who will clean and dust your house, and service your husband while you go play tennis.

 

You have endless lines of young Enricos to wash your car and sell your kids average quality pot, so they don't get into harder drugs like ICE.

 

Hell man, you'd be all fucked up without them.

[snafu]

Juanita! Oh Juanita I forgot! never mind.

[fullauto]

Actually Mexico is a necessary component of your economy, snaf~U.

 

Let's see now, you have Juan on Juan, the pool-cleaning twins who will gladly service your wife while you go about your business.

 

You have an endless string of girls with names like Juanita and Salma who will clean and dust your house, and service your husband while you go play tennis.

 

You have endless lines of young Enricos to wash your car and sell your kids average quality pot, so they don't get into harder drugs like ICE.

 

Hell man, you'd be all fucked up without them.

 

Don't think of it as killing mexican! Think of it as Securing Jobs for Americans!

 

Turn that frown... UP SIDE DOWN!

[Komrade Vostok Hazard]

Don't think of it as killing mexican! Think of it as Securing Jobs for Americans!

 

Turn that frown... UP SIDE DOWN!

 

 

Mexicans don't steal jobs, corporations GIVE them jobs.

 

See, corporations want as cheap of labor as possible. Do you think a rich white college educated American will do some mindless shit job for minimum wage? Didn't think so.

[fullauto]

Mexicans don't steal jobs, corporations GIVE them jobs.

 

So young... So idealistic...

 

Well Neo... you want the red pill, or the Blue one... No Wait... You're an idealistic teenager... We have a special Black pill for you!

[builder]

Mexicans don't steal jobs, corporations GIVE them jobs.

 

Exactly. And who would paint your cars for next to nothing? And shine your mag wheels for a dollar or two?

 

A very necessary component of a healthy economy is a third world labour force.

 

And fullauto, if it's jobs you want, tell walmart to start buying stock from anywhere else but China.

[fullauto]

Exactly. And who would paint your cars for next to nothing? And shine your mag wheels for a dollar or two?

 

A very necessary component of a healthy economy is a third world labour force.

 

And fullauto, if it's jobs you want, tell walmart to start buying stock from anywhere else but China.

 

I am only 1 person... I NEVER go to Wallmart for ANYTHING... I spend 20% more and go to the local hardware store and such... I practice what I preach..

[fullauto]

 

A very necessary component of a healthy economy is a third world labour force.

 

 

WOW... KV should have a field day with this... I agree with you builder, but saying that is admiting that a class system is necessay part of a healthy social system....

 

Komrade... what says you?

[builder]

I am only 1 person... I NEVER go to Wallmart for ANYTHING... I spend 20% more and go to the local hardware store and such... I practice what I preach..

 

Good for you. But tell me, what model car/s do you own?

 

Check the labels on your T-shirts, hats, towells, socks, shoes, oh, the list goes on.

 

Our iconic Billabong label is all made in China now. I'm pissed about that too.

[fullauto]

Good for you. But tell me, what model car/s do you own?

 

Check the labels on your T-shirts, hats, towells, socks, shoes, oh, the list goes on.

 

Our iconic Billabong label is all made in China now. I'm pissed about that too.

 

I admit, I have stuff made in other countries... I'm American, it's REALLY hard to avoid... But I try as much as possible to by things made in Western nations... US, Canada, England, Australia... etc....

[jokersarewild]

My only problem with alot of local shit is it is, well, shit. I live in the Hickville part of Northern California, and apparently people don't believe that you should try to have any quality whatsoever. I go with local when I can, if it doesn't smell like Builder, but I generally go with the bigger stuff, but I stay away from walmart.

[builder]

I admit, I have stuff made in other countries... I'm American, it's REALLY hard to avoid... But I try as much as possible to by things made in Western nations... US, Canada, England, Australia... etc....

 

I'm a cheapskate, myself. I'll spend 2 hundred smackers on Italian leather shoes, and three bucks on second hand board shorts at the local Lifeline store.

 

It's getting harder and harder to purchase anything that is not made in China or Korea.

 

Example: A Kia Rio commuter car costs 13,999. A similar Australian made car, (which there aren't any of now) would cost 26,999.

 

On purchases like that, which represent industries that used to be the backbone of the country after digging fucking huge holes in the ground, people shop with their wallets.

 

Oh, and who is leading us to dig huge fucking holes in the ground? That would be China and Japan.

[Komrade Vostok Hazard]

WOW... KV should have a field day with this... I agree with you builder, but saying that is admiting that a class system is necessay part of a healthy social system....

 

Komrade... what says you?

 

 

I say that third world labor doesn't benefit anyone other than the self serving capitalists who exploit the third world laborers. Products that come from third world sweatshops are poor quality garbage. This I know from experience. Most of the "brand name" products (of many different types) I've owned never lasted too long and were plagued with problems. But hey, do you actually expect them to NOT cut corners and train or hire skilled workers and use modern equipment and standards that will make a quality product? OH NO, this will get in the way of mass production of their cheap garbage and their all pervasive monopoly which takes away our option to not buy their trash (and not to mention will get in the way of the funds for johnny shareholder to buy another fucking yacht.)

 

Fuck them and their garbage. If I want garbage, I'll go dumpster diving.

[builder]

I say that third world labor doesn't benefit anyone other than the self serving capitalists who exploit the third world laborers. Products that come from third world sweatshops are poor quality garbage. This I know from experience. Most of the "brand name" products (of many different types) I've owned never lasted too long and were plagued with problems. But hey, do you actually expect them to NOT cut corners and train or hire skilled workers and use modern equipment and standards that will make a quality product? OH NO, this will get in the way of mass production of their cheap garbage and their all pervasive monopoly which takes away our option to not buy their trash (and not to mention will get in the way of the funds for johnny shareholder to buy another fucking yacht.)

 

Fuck them and their garbage. If I want garbage, I'll go dumpster diving.

 

They do make some crappy shit, agreed, but these days, they have the technology and the manpower to replicate any kind of quality. This is where the danger lies.

 

Example; Australia and Italy have held a fair market share of the high-end fabric market for wool suits. Not any fucking more. Same product, same quality, same marketability, at a fraction of the cost.

 

They are literally working us out of an income. Unless we can provide them with cheap raw materials, we are out of the picture.

 

I just hope they all learn how to speak English, so I don't have to learn Chinese.

[Cogito Ergo Sum]

Here's the cheap goods problem in a nutshell.

 

I'll use just ONE example.

 

My grandmother, upon emigrating to this country from Italy, bought a toaster.

 

She paid a fairly high price for it, probably around 2-3 days wages; in todays dollars I would say around $75-$100 or so.

 

That toaster lasted her for her entire life in this country; around 40 years.

 

When she died, that toaster still looked new and worked like new. American made work of art.

 

I have probably purchased 10 toasters in my life because they all break so soon at an average price of $25 each.

 

Now, she spent the equivalent of $100 for 40+ years of service and it was made of the finest stainless steel and Bakelite. My sister still has it and uses it. She had to replace the cord with a new one but other than that, it still works just like it did new.

 

I've spent about $250 or more on numerous plastic and cheap stailness steel toasters which keep breaking every year or so.

 

Cheap isn't cheap at all in the long run. It's the most expensive way to go. Unfortunately, you really have to search high and low for quality made items anymore and it's getting harder and harder to find them.

 

Reminds me of Ford's old commercial. "We want to sell you this Ford, and your next and your next." Oh I see, your cars are shit and you want to sell me a new one every 3-5 years because the old one will be falling apart. Right.