smutt butt Posted February 3, 2006 Posted February 3, 2006 Fudgepack mountain Cum on the range Bill and Teds shitty adventure The Cumslingers Cumsmoke Aids infested faggots on horseback Quote "This place may be bombed and we will be killed. We love death. The US loves life. That is the big difference between us." Osama Bin Laden. nov. 2001
builder Posted February 3, 2006 Posted February 3, 2006 I came up with one through memory loss the other nite in chat. Brokebutt mountain. Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
RoyalOrleans Posted February 3, 2006 Posted February 3, 2006 I have a better name for the movie... The End of Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger's Career. Good luck on LOGO! Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Cogito Ergo Sum Posted February 3, 2006 Posted February 3, 2006 I have a better name for the movie... The End of Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger's Career. Good luck on LOGO! Care to make a little wager on that one? 8 Academy Award Nominations and I say you're wrong. Of course, when the damn movie cleans up at the Oscars, then we'll know for sure. Quote . I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/
ImWithStupid Posted February 3, 2006 Posted February 3, 2006 I am sick of gay everything in the media and print. I am the same kind of sick I would be after being bombarded with anything as much as I have been subjugated to with the whole gay thing the past few years, please just go the fuck away and leave me in peace. Am I to barricade myself in a mountain cave to be left alone? I'd stay away from the cave in Brokeback Mountain. I've heard some sick shit happens there. Quote
ToriAllen Posted February 3, 2006 Posted February 3, 2006 Care to make a little wager on that one? 8 Academy Award Nominations and I say you're wrong. Of course, when the damn movie cleans up at the Oscars, then we'll know for sure. Those awards are meaningless to me. English Patient got how many awards, and it sucked. The worst movie of all time, Lost in Translation, even got an award. Those awards are no longer about good acting or good movies. They are one big butt kissing contest. It is all political. Who can write the riskiest movie? Who can star in the riskiest role? What political agenda can we push down people Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
smutt butt Posted February 3, 2006 Author Posted February 3, 2006 I am sick of gay everything in the media and print. I am the same kind of sick I would be after being bombarded with anything as much as I have been subjugated to with the whole gay thing the past few years, please just go the fuck away and leave me in peace. Am I to barricade myself in a mountain cave to be left alone? I think my civil rights are being violated by God!!! Be fucking gay, have your fun, I don Quote "This place may be bombed and we will be killed. We love death. The US loves life. That is the big difference between us." Osama Bin Laden. nov. 2001
fullauto Posted February 3, 2006 Posted February 3, 2006 Those awards are meaningless to me. English Patient got how many awards, and it sucked. The worst movie of all time, Lost in Translation, even got an award. Those awards are no longer about good acting or good movies. They are one big butt kissing contest. It is all political. Who can write the riskiest movie? Who can star in the riskiest role? What political agenda can we push down people Quote Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time "I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope
ImWithStupid Posted February 4, 2006 Posted February 4, 2006 Tori....... I love you.... stay sarcastic... it's very befitting! That was sarcasm. Shit, and I was looking forward to the one-legged, midget, lesbian movie to come out. Quote
Vortex Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 I am sick of gay everything in the media and print. I am the same kind of sick I would be after being bombarded with anything as much as I have been subjugated to with the whole gay thing the past few years, please just go the fuck away and leave me in peace. Am I to barricade myself in a mountain cave to be left alone? I think my civil rights are being violated by God!!! Be fucking gay, have your fun, I don Quote -I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!! -The Liver is evil and must be punished! -The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?!
builder Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 We been wondering where you were, Vorty. Someone suggested you and Outlaw ran off together. On the gay flick topic, none other than Brad Pitt is seeking a gay role he can "get his teeth into" to jump on the bandwagon created by Brokeback Mt. Hell, Bruce Willis will be next. Stallone already done his time in porno, and Arnie started out there. Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
Mohammed_Rots_In_Hell Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM You have a valid point...because there are so few straight flicks that are a love story. Christ i mean when i hear the word "chick flic" i know its a completely random and rare phenomenon......cuz they are nothing but disgusting and blatent attempts to shove straight love down our throats to get chicks to cry on a dudes shoulder......... Since every single movie out there is fucking gay i suppose its "kosher" to bitch and gripe about it..... Since im a fan of action and horror movies im sooooooooooooooooooooooooo glad i dont have to see some girls udders in a guys face jiggling aound for "plot points" (no offense)... now your task as WYPO members is to find the sarcasm in this post...as it is few and far between PSHAW ps my computer crashed and im back online...not sure how well but here i am... HOLA!Where in the hell have you been, Vortex??? Quote The first amendment provides our constitution with its voice. The second amendment provides its teeth.
angie Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM You have a valid point...because there are so few straight flicks that are a love story. Christ i mean when i hear the word "chick flic" i know its a completely random and rare phenomenon......cuz they are nothing but disgusting and blatent attempts to shove straight love down our throats to get chicks to cry on a dudes shoulder......... Since every single movie out there is fucking gay i suppose its "kosher" to bitch and gripe about it..... Since im a fan of action and horror movies im sooooooooooooooooooooooooo glad i dont have to see some girls udders in a guys face jiggling aound for "plot points" (no offense)... now your task as WYPO members is to find the sarcasm in this post...as it is few and far between PSHAW ps my computer crashed and im back online...not sure how well but here i am... HOLA! Vortie! Missed ya! About time you showed your face around here Quote http://www.darwinawards.com/ http://www.snopes.com http://www.breakthechain.org STOP THE SPAM!! Click Me You Know You Want To
ImWithStupid Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 Here's some more titles. May be some duplicates of ones already here but I just got this in an e-mail... REJECTED TITLES FOR "BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN" HIGH NOONER JEREMIAH'S JOHNSON TRUE, HE GRITS POLESMOKE THE PLEASURE OF THE SIERRA, PADRE BUTCH ASSIDY AND THE BUNDANCE KID THE MAN WHO SHOT ALL OVER LIBERTY VALANCE PAINT YOUR FAG ON HOW THE WEST WAS HUNG THE WILD BRUNCH HE WORE A YELLOW RIBBON THE LEGEND OF THE LONG RANGER DOC'S HOLIDAY WITH BILLY THE KID VERY RAW HIDE LONESOME DOUG THE HOARSE SOLDIERS DESTRY RIDES AGAIN... AND AGAIN MCCABE AND MR. MILLER A FISTFUL OF NED HI, PLAINS DRIFTER! THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN INCHES QUICKLY DOWN UNDER BAREBACK MOUNTING BONE-NANZA DON'T MESS WITH TEX' ASS HOME ON THE RANGER OKLAHOMO ROOSTER COCKBURN LITTLE BATHHOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE PRANCES WITH WOLVES BALONEY PONY RODEO TUBESTEAK COWBOYS Quote
Vortex Posted February 8, 2006 Posted February 8, 2006 By the way... they already made a gay porn movie using or mis-using the title called Bareback mountain.... havent seen it but the reviews werent any good....probably because the pun in the gay circles has already been worn out... shrug...enjoy... 1 Quote -I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!! -The Liver is evil and must be punished! -The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?!
Tex Posted February 9, 2006 Posted February 9, 2006 Have we had Homo on the Range yet? Steers, Queers, and too many Beers? Easy Rider II? Or how about paraphrasing that Hugh Grant movie: The Men who went up a mountain, and came up each other. Quote I'll just have a shit, and then I'll feel better.
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