berniec Posted February 4, 2006 Posted February 4, 2006 This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint......it goes like this. What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings when someone wants to give more than 100%. How about achieving 105%? What makes 100% in life??? Here's a little maths formula that might help you answer these questions: If ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ Is reprsented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% AND K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5=96% BUT A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100% AND B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20=103% And look how far arse kissing will take you 1=18+19+5+11+9+19+19+14+7=122% So,one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while hard work and knowledge will get you close,and attitude will get you there, it's the bullshit and arse kissing that will put you over the top. 1 Quote
phreakwars Posted February 4, 2006 Posted February 4, 2006 Nice post....here have some REP... ass kisser. . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
RoyalOrleans Posted February 4, 2006 Posted February 4, 2006 Well... no shit. By God! You've done the math. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
builder Posted February 5, 2006 Posted February 5, 2006 Fuckin teachers. Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
berniec Posted February 6, 2006 Author Posted February 6, 2006 Fuckin teachers. The pot calling the kettle black! Shame. Quote
phreakwars Posted February 6, 2006 Posted February 6, 2006 The pot calling the kettle black! Shame.He's got ya there builder . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
builder Posted February 6, 2006 Posted February 6, 2006 He's got ya there builder . . Maybe he has. I haven't done any teachin for two years now. Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
ToriAllen Posted February 6, 2006 Posted February 6, 2006 Nice post....here have some REP... ass kisser. . . No, 'ass kisser' is only 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+5+18 = 120% However, Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
phreakwars Posted February 6, 2006 Posted February 6, 2006 No, 'ass kisser' is only 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+5+18 = 120% However, Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
berniec Posted March 11, 2006 Author Posted March 11, 2006 No, 'ass kisser' is only 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+5+18 = 120% However, Quote
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