fullauto Posted February 6, 2006 Posted February 6, 2006 Yes my children... Ask me anything! I will consult Enki and get right back to you... (Whoosh) Quote Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time "I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope
RoyalOrleans Posted February 6, 2006 Posted February 6, 2006 Why is there interstate highways in Hawaii? Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
ToriAllen Posted February 6, 2006 Posted February 6, 2006 Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? That's an easy one. That is just in case they ever decide to build a bridge from Hawaii to California. Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
RoyalOrleans Posted February 6, 2006 Posted February 6, 2006 That's an easy one. That is just in case they ever decide to build a bridge from Hawaii to California. You're delirious. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
ToriAllen Posted February 6, 2006 Posted February 6, 2006 You're delirious. You asked... Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
RoyalOrleans Posted February 6, 2006 Posted February 6, 2006 You asked... I didn't ask you. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
ToriAllen Posted February 6, 2006 Posted February 6, 2006 I didn't ask you. Too bad. The Oracle is on vacation, so now you are dealing with me. Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
RoyalOrleans Posted February 6, 2006 Posted February 6, 2006 Too bad. The Oracle is on vacation, so now you are dealing with me. But, you don't have an oracle?!?! Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
ToriAllen Posted February 6, 2006 Posted February 6, 2006 But, you don't have an oracle?!?! Are you kidding? I'm a woman. I have an innate Oracle. Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
RoyalOrleans Posted February 6, 2006 Posted February 6, 2006 Are you kidding? I'm a woman. I have an innate Oracle. So you're a she-male? I'd be cool with it, but so long as I have the fatter penis. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
fullauto Posted February 6, 2006 Author Posted February 6, 2006 Why is there interstate highways in Hawaii? Enki says because people are inherently stupid and conformist... They know it sounds stupid, and makes little sense, but "that's what we called all those other really big roads!" Avoid these People! Quote Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time "I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope
fullauto Posted February 6, 2006 Author Posted February 6, 2006 Too bad. The Oracle is on vacation, so now you are dealing with me. The Oracle is NEVER on vacation! (Whirling wind picks up) But He has to pay his bills until the rest of the world realizes he's really smart and elects him supreme chancellor of the world... ASK AWAY ! ! ! (Whoosh!) Quote Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time "I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope
ToriAllen Posted February 6, 2006 Posted February 6, 2006 So you're a she-male? I'd be cool with it, but so long as I have the fatter penis. You are so cheesy. Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
ToriAllen Posted February 6, 2006 Posted February 6, 2006 The Oracle is NEVER on vacation! (Whirling wind picks up) But He has to pay his bills until the rest of the world realizes he's really smart and elects him supreme chancellor of the world... ASK AWAY ! ! ! (Whoosh!) Why has this 'all seeing eye' not given you the lotto numbers? Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
RoyalOrleans Posted February 6, 2006 Posted February 6, 2006 You are so cheesy. If that's what you kids are calling it these days, I'm cool with it. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
fullauto Posted February 6, 2006 Author Posted February 6, 2006 Why has this 'all seeing eye' not given you the lotto numbers? The all seeing eye cannot observe the future, but instead it gives you a complete and clear view of the past and present, which can guide you in the future! Besides, the lotto is rigged! lol Quote Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time "I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 What does Enki look like naked? why does Superman stand still when people shoot him but yet he ducks when people throw stuff at him? Is it ok to have a fantasy that involves a German sheppard, a thai ladyboy, roofies and a bottle of ripple '89? Quote All bullshit, No Business.
smutt butt Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 Why am i so damn good-looking when there are so many ugly ass people walking around? Quote "This place may be bombed and we will be killed. We love death. The US loves life. That is the big difference between us." Osama Bin Laden. nov. 2001
smutt butt Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 What does Enki look like naked? why does Superman stand still when people shoot him but yet he ducks when people throw stuff at him? Is it ok to have a fantasy that involves a German sheppard, a thai ladyboy, roofies and a bottle of ripple '89? that superman question is a good one. as for the other one, just go for it and then post about how it was. Quote "This place may be bombed and we will be killed. We love death. The US loves life. That is the big difference between us." Osama Bin Laden. nov. 2001
eisanbt Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 Without Man Is There Hope for Gorrilla? Without Gorrilla Is there Hope for Man? Quote http://www.boohbah.com/zone.html "It's a poor sort of memory that only works backwards" -Lewis Carroll
fullauto Posted February 7, 2006 Author Posted February 7, 2006 What does Enki look like naked? why does Superman stand still when people shoot him but yet he ducks when people throw stuff at him? Is it ok to have a fantasy that involves a German sheppard, a thai ladyboy, roofies and a bottle of ripple '89? Enki is 6'1" blonde hair and blue eyes... Don't know what he's like naked but see below... there is an ancient bust of him in black and white... Superman stand still for bullets and ducks when people throw shit at him because the bullets are fake, but if a real lamp hit him, it would be hard to pull off the "that doesn't hurt' look with blood running down your lip! Any fantasy is OK, as long as it doesn't involve my mother! Quote Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time "I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope
fullauto Posted February 7, 2006 Author Posted February 7, 2006 Why am i so damn good-looking when there are so many ugly ass people walking around? your good looks are your perception.... a crowded elevator smells much differently to a midget! Quote Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time "I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope
fullauto Posted February 7, 2006 Author Posted February 7, 2006 Without Man Is There Hope for Gorrilla? Without Gorrilla Is there Hope for Man? Both are doomed... either way! Quote Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time "I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope
Cogito Ergo Sum Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 (Whirling wind picks up)...! ! !... (Whoosh!) Umm, with regards to that "wind"...have you ever tried Beano? Sounds like you have a problem with intestinal gas. It's okay. It's not your fault. Squirts GF air freshner at computer monitor Quote . I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/
fullauto Posted February 7, 2006 Author Posted February 7, 2006 Umm, with regards to that "wind"...have you ever tried Beano? Sounds like you have a problem with intestinal gas. It's okay. It's not your fault. Squirts GF air freshner at computer monitor Beano is what gives me gas! That and Chicken and Dumpling soup... Quote Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time "I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope
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