tiredofwhiners Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 Beano is what gives me gas! That and Chicken and Dumpling soup... I work with a beano oh wait maybe it a beaner...humm:D Quote AA's for quitters...i'm no quitter!
Cogito Ergo Sum Posted February 8, 2006 Posted February 8, 2006 Come on Oracle...lay it down for us... Is the Bible true? Will all mankind eventually be saved? Where did Cain get his wife? Why do innocents suffer? Am I good enough to go to Heaven? Does archaeology verify the Bible? How do dinosaurs fit with the Bible? Biblically, how can stars be millions of light-years away? How can I deal with sexual addictions? How can I experience forgiveness? Can I lose my salvation? Can I find my virginity? Quote . I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/
fullauto Posted February 8, 2006 Author Posted February 8, 2006 Is the Bible true? The bible is not truth per se... It is a very loose interpretation of many much older texts translated and abridged to benefit those in power at the time of its many reinterpretations... Will all mankind eventually be saved? Probably not... we are much to stupid to save ourselves... And any 'god' that claims to want to save us, has only our destruction in mind.. Where did Cain get his wife? Cain (Scion,Kayne,Kay'in) Was not the only Adapite to be expelled from the garden in E.din... This truth was one of the casualties of the rewritten books... Why do innocents suffer? The innocent suffer because Yahweh is an absentee landlord... He has tried to destroy man 3 times in the past and failed because Enki (Satan) foiled his plans each time... He eventually gave up and left earth after setting in motion a constant struggle for the hearts and minds of men and nobles, that would perpetuate his plans in his absents... He will be back... Am I good enough to go to Heaven? Going to heaven is not something there are rules about... Being good or bad has nothing to do with it... It's basically political... The gods who occupy heaven are no more moral than we are as a whole... Even if they see the 'divine spark' in you, your entrance into heaven can be either met with heavenly light, or you can be herded into an oven and burned for being 'partially divine'... depending on which god you talk to... Does archaeology verify the Bible?Modern archaeology confirms that the bible,Torah,Qu'ran,Rig Veda, etc... are loosely based on something we can't understand in modern times based on a rather severe case of planetary amnesia... Many findings in other fields of science however are beginning to confirm much of the original texts, but even then, their facts are disputed by both religious zealots, and science as a whole due to the filter modern science has on it but claims it doesn't... They are both wrong... How do dinosaurs fit with the Bible? They don't... everything described in the bible are based on things that happened between 450,000 BC and 3,760 BC... Dinosaurs did not exist then... Biblically, how can stars be millions of light-years away? The bible was misinterpreted... The earth is MUCH older than it claims... and the universe was not made in 6 days... The first city on earth by the gods was built in 6 days by Enki, but even then, that was six of there days (9.9 years each to us)... The first city was built in about 60 years to us, with a 10 year break... How can I deal with sexual addictions? Satisfy them... MOST humans are half man, half divine... or a mix of the two depending on breeding... Sexual desire is a large part of both halves... Just make sure to find a willing partner... Yahweh raped a woman once, and was put on trial for it... So it is both a godly problem, and a punishable one... by both man and gods... How can I experience forgiveness? First... Admit your transgressions and forgive yourself... But be careful about forgiving others... Can I lose my salvation? NO one is saved... During the rapture, we will all die a horrible death... THEN, supposedly, the saved souls will rise to heaven... But that's just a ruse... Yahweh just wants his planet back... Can I find my virginity? Die, go to the guff, and come back... But you won't remember it...Most people don't anyways.... Quote Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time "I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope
fullauto Posted February 8, 2006 Author Posted February 8, 2006 Why do women get longer Orgasms then men, when men do most the work? Actually... Women are a complete mystery... EVEN TO THE ORACLE ! ! ! (whoosh!) Why do women get the kids most of the time in a divorce regardless if they can pay for them? Men is western society have lost all respect due to them... We cause all problems, Fix nothing, are no more useful than tits on a bull... well according to our culture that is... For further understanding read this With the increase in teen crime, delinquency etc.. Why do they still enforce extreme laws of child abuse i.e. parent getting charged with abuse for spanking their kid in public etc. It is a plan hatched by communist to create a society of young people with absolutely no respect for any kind of authority... Once this is achieved (almost done), Western society will be overthrown and all differences in people and culture will be erased and everyone will be thrown into the collective shit storm as a number... All individuality will be erased, and you will realize after it is too late that your culture has fallen victim to the greatest plot ever to be hatched by one civilization against another... Listen to George Lincoln Rockwell's speech at Brown University... Many of the plot's intricacies are spelled out in it, even if it's mired with BS... 1st Part/2nd Part(whoosh!) AND How does the Euro get its value when it is artificially set, and what is stopping any other country from just saying..OK our money is worth o lets see Quote Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time "I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope
ToriAllen Posted February 8, 2006 Posted February 8, 2006 Actually... Women are a complete mystery... EVEN TO THE ORACLE ! ! ! (whoosh!) ... I'll take this one... Why do women get longer Orgasms then men, when men do most the work? There are several reasons for this... Women experience longer orgasms that are less intense than those of a man. There is also the fact that men reach orgasm every time they have intercourse, where as women sometimes don't. It evens things out a bit. Men also have more sensation during the actual act than women, due to a larger surface area of nerves. And finally... When faking an orgasm it is really difficult to judge how long we should 'hold it out for', so it is sometimes exaggerated. Seriously, I haven't noticed 'that big' of a time difference. If you are referring to multiple orgasms, men can have them, too. Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
fullauto Posted February 8, 2006 Author Posted February 8, 2006 Can the oracle suck my balls? He could... But he won't...small things get stuck in his cavities! Quote Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time "I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope
Tex Posted February 9, 2006 Posted February 9, 2006 Why are Africans always complaining that they have to walk 15 miles to the nearest water? Why don't they move? They only live in mud huts anyway, and there'll be a lot more mud near the watering hole. Quote I'll just have a shit, and then I'll feel better.
fullauto Posted February 9, 2006 Author Posted February 9, 2006 Why are Africans always complaining that they have to walk 15 miles to the nearest water? Why don't they move? They only live in mud huts anyway, and there'll be a lot more mud near the watering hole. They are waiting for the UN and EU to make it mandatory for the river to move closer to them as reparations for years of causing blacks to be wet... Quote Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time "I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope
Tex Posted February 9, 2006 Posted February 9, 2006 How is it that Rap artist Dr Dre can use the 'N' word on his multi-selling albums and win a MOBO award, yet when I use it at my nephew's soccer match I was asked to leave the park? Once again, it's one law for the rich and another for the poor. Quote I'll just have a shit, and then I'll feel better.
fullauto Posted February 9, 2006 Author Posted February 9, 2006 How is it that Rap artist Dr Dre can use the 'N' word on his multi-selling albums and win a MOBO award, yet when I use it at my nephew's soccer match I was asked to leave the park? Once again, it's one law for the rich and another for the poor. because we allow it to happen... Our society has been funneled into a minority rule camp... it's the first stage of What Churchill called the great Communist conspiracy... (1st Part/2nd Part) Edit: btw... you can say ****** here... I say it all the time... EG: "Fuckin ******s!" WHOOOOooooooosh....... Quote Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time "I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope
Tex Posted February 9, 2006 Posted February 9, 2006 Why do people spend a fortune on expensive paper shredders to avoid having their identities stolen, when they could simply put a few fresh dog turds in the garbage bag with their bank statements? Quote I'll just have a shit, and then I'll feel better.
fullauto Posted February 9, 2006 Author Posted February 9, 2006 Why do people spend a fortune on expensive paper shredders to avoid having their identities stolen, when they could simply put a few fresh dog turds in the garbage bag with their bank statements? We live in a material culture... We have special machines that paint lines on the road... what can I say... we are pretty sad as a culture... Quote Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time "I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope
Tex Posted February 9, 2006 Posted February 9, 2006 We live in a material culture... We have special machines that paint lines on the road... what can I say... we are pretty sad as a culture... Very true. Why do people waste so much money on these so-called technological advances that the media has convinced us we need? It's simplicity itself to boil an egg to perfection without costly eggtimers by popping the egg into boiling water and driving away from your home at exactly 60 mph. After 3 miles, you just phone your wife and tell her to take the egg out the pan. Piece of piss. Quote I'll just have a shit, and then I'll feel better.
fullauto Posted February 9, 2006 Author Posted February 9, 2006 Very true. Why do people waste so much money on these so-called technological advances that the media has convinced us we need? It's simplicity itself to boil an egg to perfection without costly eggtimers by popping the egg into boiling water and driving away from your home at exactly 60 mph. After 3 miles, you just phone your wife and tell her to take the egg out the pan. Piece of piss. The Oracle is briefly reminded of that scene is 'Saving Private Ryan', when Capt Miller informs Cpl Umpem that he will be escorting his company on a dangerous mission to find the soul survivor of 4 brothers as a translator... After some vague attempt at slap stick humour, Cpl Umpem asks if he can take his big, heavy Type-writer... Capt Miller just smiles, and holds up a 3 inch pencil weighing in at no more than 8 Grams! LOL.... Choice... 28 lb Typewriter - big, heavy, bulky, writes Words... - or - 8 gram pencil - small, light, easily replaced, does same shit! Talk about tech dependent... Quote Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time "I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope
Tex Posted February 9, 2006 Posted February 9, 2006 This ain't a question but it might interest you. There was a story going around that the USA spent millions developing a pen that would write in zero-gravity for the space program. The Russians used a pencil. This is another bullshit urban myth. A pencil was ruled out by both nations because the graphite would've fucked up all the electronics as it wore away and drifted around the capsule. Quote I'll just have a shit, and then I'll feel better.
builder Posted February 9, 2006 Posted February 9, 2006 Talk about tech dependent... You can try and separate me from my notebook. I'll toss you on the pile of the others who've tried. Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
OmegaManiac Posted February 9, 2006 Posted February 9, 2006 Why do people spend a fortune on expensive paper shredders to avoid having their identities stolen, when they could simply put a few fresh dog turds in the garbage bag with their bank statements? One word......"wood fucking stove" Quote
angie Posted February 9, 2006 Posted February 9, 2006 One word......"wood fucking stove" Even better-wood furnace. Ain't NOTHING surviving THAT inferno. Quote http://www.darwinawards.com/ http://www.snopes.com http://www.breakthechain.org STOP THE SPAM!! Click Me You Know You Want To
fullauto Posted February 11, 2006 Author Posted February 11, 2006 WHOOOoooooOOOOOoooooooOOOOoooooshhhhhhh! The Oracle is BACK from working his ass off! Quote Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time "I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope
RoyalOrleans Posted February 12, 2006 Posted February 12, 2006 Oh great Oracle! Why does a cold beer on a hot day taste so damn good? Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
fullauto Posted February 12, 2006 Author Posted February 12, 2006 Oh great Oracle! Why does a cold beer on a hot day taste so damn good? On a hot day, your body craves sodium to help retain water! that, coupled with lowering your core temp, makes you sweat less! You actually get hotter after a while, but you feel less 'icky' for about 1/2 hour, then you drink another! By your 4th beer, you don't give a shit how hot it is! WHHHOOOOOoooooooosh........ Quote Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time "I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope
fullauto Posted February 17, 2006 Author Posted February 17, 2006 Oracle is back open for business! got busy with the holocaust posts... sorry ! Quote Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time "I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope
scout Posted February 17, 2006 Posted February 17, 2006 What is that WHHHOOOOOoooooooosh........sound? You write this stuff on your toilet? Quote
fullauto Posted February 17, 2006 Author Posted February 17, 2006 What is that WHHHOOOOOoooooooosh........sound? You write this stuff on your toilet? That's the sound of Enki entering my mind! Quote Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time "I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope
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