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Oh the great Oracle of Enki!

I bow before your humble presence.

I hate to bother to as I know you are very busy.

But could you answer me this...

Why dose shit stink?

And if it smells so bad, why would so many people taste it?

Which brings me to my main question. Why does everything bad taste like shit?

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Oh the great Oracle of Enki!

I bow before your humble presence. Not to bother to much as I know you are very busy. could you answer me this...

Why dose shit stink?

 

1/3 of shit is the dead corpses of bacteria, and other indigestible stuff such as sulfur compounds and hydrogen sulfide! That's where the stink comes from!

 

And if it smells so bad why has so many people tasted it?

 

anyone who doesn't have enough sense to disregard their own feces should be shot on site in an attempt to keep them from polluting the gene pool!

 

there are many reasons why people taste feces or why feces is used by humans... two of the stranger reasons are as follows...

 

1. Roman Headman Hadrian was shocked and frightened both when he was given accounts of strange white people in now England who smeared themselves in shit and ran directly into battle naked with nothing more than a broad axe! They are now called Berzerkers... But the desired effect was spot on! The Roman legions at the sight of these protohumans were scared beyond belief and in many cases, refused to fight them! After all, any man who would bathe in shit, and run into battle naked cares little for his own life, and chances are even less for yours!

 

2. A strange new thing, I think, is a sexual fetish called German scat, or Schei

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1. Roman Headman Hadrian was shocked and frightened both when he was given accounts of strange white people in now England who smeared themselves in shit and ran directly into battle naked with nothing more than a broad axe! They are now called Berzerkers... But the desired effect was spot on! The Roman legions at the sight of these protohumans were scared beyond belief and in many cases, refused to fight them! After all, any man who would bathe in shit, and run into battle naked cares little for his own life, and chances are even less for yours!

 

Did you mean that the berserkers are white people that are now in England or did you mean they were in England when the Romans had contact with them.

 

I'm asking because the Berserker were actually Norse Warriors.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berserker

 

As far as whether they ended up in England, I don't know about that. I just know they are originally from Scandinavia.

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That's the sound of Enki entering my mind!

 

Psst...the rest of us just call it "the crack cocain you just smoked!" :eek: but if it makes you feel better, then Enki it is.

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I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness.

 

 

 

 

:eek: WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? :eek:

 

www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/

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Oh... great oral

 

Will you suck on my big, fat white hairy balls? Please?

 

NO... well... maybe... any money involved?

Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time

 

"I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto

 

Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope

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