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Take...forward engines...off-line. We aren't...getting...anywhere. Full power...to...shields. Scotty,...can you...destroy the...illogical brain-dead...blob?

 

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Re-route auxilliary power to the ancilliary Phreak subsystems...prep escape pods for emergency evac...place your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye...

 

Message from Starfleet: Putting your head between your legs will not save you, it will preserve your teeth for when we check your dental records though.

I'll just have a shit, and then I'll feel better.
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Masturbate with a cheese grader until it is a bloody nub, then douse yourself in kerosene, light a match...

 

Eat shit and die.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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