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Mate, we Aussies all know we are legends in our own lunchtimes, but what do you foreigners think of the best race of people walking the Earth at this point in time?

 

Be honest now. We're not bashful about how good we are. Have a dig at us, by all means. We have thick skins. ;)

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

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None of the above.

 

Oh yea, Australian is a nationality not a race.:p

 

Just try setting up camp here. We're not partial to strangers. :D

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I'm afraid the only Aussies I know of are Mel Gibson, Kylie Minogne and....yourself. Amazing how 3 people can create an entire nation, Kudos!

Nicole Kidman, Cate Blanchett, Hugh Jackman, Russell Crowe, Portia de Rossi...I think there's more than a few. Gotta give em' some credit. ;)

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How are the real estate prices down under there? It's always nice to have alternate base camps.

 

From the ridiculously cheap, to Hollywood prices. Depends where you want to go.

 

Best bet is to buy or hire a camper, and check it all out.

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Nicole Kidman, Cate Blanchett, Hugh Jackman, Russell Crowe, Portia de Rossi...I think there's more than a few. Gotta give em' some credit. ;)

 

Crowe's a Kiwi when he's a bad boy, and an Aussie when he does good at the Oscars.

 

Don't forget Kimberly Davies.

 

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or Hugo Weaving

 

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Whoops, can't forget Elle McPherson

 

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Or World beach volleyball champs, Natalie Cook and Kerri Potthearst.

 

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Aus. is on the top of my lists of places i wanna visit but it is so expensive to get there. I wanna go to the outback of Aus. When i do get there i can stay with you right?:cool:

"This place may be bombed and we will be killed.

We love death. The US loves life.

That is the big difference between us."

 

Osama Bin Laden. nov. 2001

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Aus. is on the top of my lists of places i wanna visit but it is so expensive to get there. I wanna go to the outback of Aus. When i do get there i can stay with you right?:cool:

 

Expensive? Compared to where?

 

You gain money just transferring to our currency.

 

Rent a camper, and take advantage of free council-provided rest stops, with shade and showers, and gas barbecues. Hell, I'm getting itchy feet again.

 

Oh, and I'm on the coast. This bit in particular.

 

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I'm not much for the heat.

 

Best you head off to Perisher valley, or Thredbo. In the middle of your summer, we got all the snow. ;)

 

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And Heath Ledger, the camp cowboy.

 

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And Bruce Spence, the incredible rubber man.

 

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And Greg Norman, the has-been golfer.

 

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Australia is a great sporting nation and unlike some other countries, can hold their beer.

 

Having said that, let me congratulate the England cricketers for their achievements in the Ashes this summer, which rightly earned Andrew 'Freddie' Flintoff BBC Sports personality of the Year.

 

Winning a two-team tournament against a nation with a much smaller population once in every ten attempts, then never shutting up about it makes me proud to be British.

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I'll just have a shit, and then I'll feel better.
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Australia is a great sporting nation and unlike some other countries, can hold their beer.

 

Can hold any beer. But particularly this one.

 

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Having said that, let me congratulate the England cricketers for their achievements in the Ashes this summer,

 

I think you guys celebrated more that week than if you won the world cup soccer. Just get that trophy polished. Bet you a tenner we take it back where it rightfully belongs.

 

which rightly earned Andrew 'Freddie' Flintoff BBC Sports personality of the Year.

 

He even made the list of all-rounders here. Now that's really something.

 

Winning a two-team tournament against a nation with a much smaller population once in every ten attempts, then never shutting up about it makes me proud to be British.

:o

 

Money where your mouth is, you pomgolian apologist. Cricket is now our game, just like Rugby. ;)

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Posession is nine-tenths of the law.

 

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Enjoy your brief "ownership" Tex. At least you mob don't turn it into a court battle when we take them off you.

 

Unlike the yanks for the America's cup in yachting.

 

Our PM Bob Hawke gave the nation the day off for that one. ;)

 

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