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Accually I'd have to say that of the many tourists I have to deal with (Tourist based economy in the summer here) The Aussies are definatly the nicest, not nearly as drunk as one would expect though...disaapointing. (We have several breweries in this small city, drinking is mandated!)

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Enjoy your brief "ownership" Tex. At least you mob don't turn it into a court battle when we take them off you.

 

Unlike the yanks for the America's cup in yachting.

 

Our PM Bob Hawke gave the nation the day off for that one. ;)

 

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Does the embarrassment ever end?

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And dont forget, the longest coastline of any country on the earth.

Hence lots of beachs,beachs,beachs,and pleanty more beachs.

Also lots of sand.

Don't forget about the Great Barrier Reef. And all the nifty killer jellyfish. And all those purty sharks. God, I have got to get my arse over there. I just wanna see the sharks.:D

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I bet you know this Aussie too...

 

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Shut the fuck up. Olivia IS NOT Australian. Never was! :p

 

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Olivia Newton-John is an English singer/actress who was born on September 26, 1948 in Cambridge, Cambridgeshire, England. She lived there till she was 5 years old, and relocated to Australia with her parents after her father was offered a job as the Dean of a College in Melbourne. When she was a young teen, she returned to live in England, with her mother, after winning a singing talent contest. Olivia took the advice of a friend, and in the middle 1970s, left Britain to take up residence in America to help further her singing career."

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I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness.

 

 

 

 

:eek: WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? :eek:

 

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Shut the fuck up. Olivia IS NOT Australian. Never was! :p

 

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Olivia Newton-John is an English singer/actress who was born on September 26, 1948 in Cambridge, Cambridgeshire, England. She lived there till she was 5 years old, and relocated to Australia with her parents after her father was offered a job as the Dean of a College in Melbourne. When she was a young teen, she returned to live in England, with her mother, after winning a singing talent contest. Olivia took the advice of a friend, and in the middle 1970s, left Britain to take up residence in America to help further her singing career."

 

Take it away,

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

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Hmmm. What do 90% of these Aussies have in common? Oh yeah, they moved to America...

Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. ;)

 

I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.:rolleyes:

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"What do I think of Australians?"

 

Well, for one thing...they sure as hell don't taste like chicken! :eek:

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I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness.

 

 

 

 

:eek: WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? :eek:

 

www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/

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Basically I think of them as an allie.

Other than that I think of as the same as everybody else.

Well except builder. He

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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Hmmm. What do 90% of these Aussies have in common? Oh yeah, they moved to America...

 

 

Eeeeeernnt. Wrong. Well, the Shark, maybe, but we don't like him anyway.

 

Oh, and Kimberly Davies, but if you check the lips on that one, she was made for sucking her way into a daytime soapy.

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

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Nicole Kidman, Cate Blanchett, Hugh Jackman, Russell Crowe, Portia de Rossi...I think there's more than a few. Gotta give em' some credit. ;)

 

But notice how they are here...and not there?

RoyalOrleans is my real dad!
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But notice how they are here...and not there?

 

Another ridiculous assumption.

 

Portia de Rossi is the only one that lives in USAistan. And she's a pussy muncher, so y'all can have her. ;)

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

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Nicole Kidman is from USAistan, as you like to call it. And she didn't go to Aussieland of her own will. She was very small when forced there.

 

Russell Crowe was born in New Zealand. Forced to Australia at 4. Went back to NZ at 14 and returned to Aussieland at 21.

 

Cate Blanchett was actually born there...but her dad was a Texan that moved to there so we understand and pitty her. Eh, mate(said with southern drawl)?

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I like my Aussies doused in cayenne pepper and thrown on the barbie, mate.

 

Reminds me of that opening scene in Terminator, where Arnie needs that biker's clothes bad enough to toss him on the hotplate. ;)

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

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Does anyone remember this Aussie...

 

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Set the standard that all Aussie men have been trying to live up to.:rolleyes:

 

I was hoping you wouldn't bring that up.

 

Might as well get it over with then.

 

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Persevere,

it pisses people off.

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For the most part I have a favorable opinion of Aussies!

 

White, western, fiercly independant (just like most western nations)...

 

They are smart and productive, and rise to the top at everything they do (just like most western nations)...

 

The avoid fights whenever possible, but fight like the dickens when it's necessary (just like most western nations)...

 

their people run the range from highly cultured, to oafish barbarians (just like most western nations)...

 

I just wish they were more willing to stick up for their own people more... They shy a bit too much for my blood... Kinda whine alot... (just like most western nations)

Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time

 

"I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto

 

Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope

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