Captain Spaulding Posted February 18, 2006 Author Posted February 18, 2006 hey now, I am the bitch, builder is the Dick Whatever you say. Your BOTH wrong... I AM THE BITCH around here !! Quote I am a dork and the Mods pass me around and use me as their cum dump slut.
angie Posted February 18, 2006 Posted February 18, 2006 i was saying size doesnt matter reread it sry about the confusion No I know. I was agreeing with ya'. Oops! Quote http://www.darwinawards.com/ http://www.snopes.com http://www.breakthechain.org STOP THE SPAM!! Click Me You Know You Want To
Captain Spaulding Posted February 18, 2006 Author Posted February 18, 2006 Oh shit man. I don't remember the last time I laughed this hard. My sides hurt. This is a great forum. But... I'm still an idiot !! Quote I am a dork and the Mods pass me around and use me as their cum dump slut.
fullauto Posted February 18, 2006 Posted February 18, 2006 Whatever you say. Your BOTH wrong... I AM THE BITCH around here !! You're a bitch alright! Quote Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time "I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope
Captain Spaulding Posted February 18, 2006 Author Posted February 18, 2006 Sure I can. I can haXoR this site to shit. Delete everything and take your money. Quote I am a dork and the Mods pass me around and use me as their cum dump slut.
fullauto Posted February 18, 2006 Posted February 18, 2006 Let me clue you in on something... around here... your brute strength means nothing... and I bet that frustrates you, because you know that in a battle of wits, you're an unarmed man! Grow the fuck up... I can probably hold my own against just about anyone in here, but I don't throw that around in here, or anywhere else for that matter... learn to think fag! Quote Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time "I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope
phreakwars Posted February 18, 2006 Posted February 18, 2006 Sure I can. I can haXoR this site to shit. Delete everything and take your money. FINALLY he says something to make me laugh... go ahead, show us all your mad skillz. Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
fullauto Posted February 18, 2006 Posted February 18, 2006 You're a meat whislte.... debate me, CES, or phreak and we will make you look like a fucking retard! Quote Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time "I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope
Lethalfind Posted February 18, 2006 Posted February 18, 2006 You know for me its not about whether I like or dislike someone. People I wouldn't hang out with can still say interesting things. This person however does not, the inexcusable sin (at least to me) on the internet is to be boring, boring, boring, boring... You should be the poster child for "just say no to drugs." Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
Country Pride Posted February 18, 2006 Posted February 18, 2006 Hahahaha. How the hell ya'll doin'? I'm buzzin'. Know what pisses me off though? How I can't phsyically hurt someone over the internet (hence the title). Damn that pisses me off. So many fucking whiney sissys online think they're the badest motherfucker that ever lived. Horse shit. Ya' ever called someone a ****** in public? No, 'cause you'd get your fucking teeth knocked out. I knew some pretty tough rednecks in my past that called blacks racial words to their face. But backed it up because they had the weight, strength and toughness to. Any form of discrimination is wrong. That also goes for reverse discrimination. Quote
builder Posted February 18, 2006 Posted February 18, 2006 Sure I can. I can haXoR this site to shit. Delete everything and take your money. Just sweep the box out, change the toilet roll, and wait for your release date. I know it's a tall order, but if you can handle that, we may consider you sane. Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
Outlaw2747 Posted February 18, 2006 Posted February 18, 2006 I am still waiting to be put in my place Captain... Quote "I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fb910e0baa5b4e108ffee98f66cdb3cc.gif
builder Posted February 18, 2006 Posted February 18, 2006 Spaulding make tennis balls, among other things. Pity this one doesn't have any. Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
fullauto Posted February 18, 2006 Posted February 18, 2006 go ahead Captain... fuck with Outlaw... He'll put his boot so far up your ass, you'll taste rubber! Go ahead... FUCK WITH THE LAW ! ! ! Quote Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time "I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope
ALLAH IS GREAT Posted February 18, 2006 Posted February 18, 2006 ahahahaahahahahhahahahaha, Man I missed you guys. Ok now what, Oh yes, ah ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha. Hello captain, I think enough people have pointed out your apparent stupidity,and every other flaw. I just wanna say, thanks for making my day. 1 Quote 'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it' ''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds, and make the best of my life my last moments, and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!''
Vortex Posted February 18, 2006 Posted February 18, 2006 Hahahaha. How the hell ya'll doin'? I'm buzzin'. Know what pisses me off though? How I can't phsyically hurt someone over the internet (hence the title). Damn that pisses me off. So many fucking whiney sissys online think they're the badest motherfucker that ever lived. Horse shit. Ya' ever called someone a ****** in public? No, 'cause you'd get your fucking teeth knocked out. Some would say I'm a dumbass for caring at all (you can quote me if you like). I don't take it personally, if I want to talk smack though I'll go to the pub on the weekend. It ain't worth the energy or your time. And it would just go to show what a whiney fucking pussy you are. See what I mean, yo? ... Didn't think so. This is extremely familliar. Either we have seen almost this exact post before or you need new material.. Body by Nautilus, Brain by Mattel eh?l Quote -I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!! -The Liver is evil and must be punished! -The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?!
Crazy Taff McViolent Posted February 19, 2006 Posted February 19, 2006 Ahoy there, my gentle hearted, kind Captain of peaceful souls, and bringer of warmth to all Gods fluffy pink bunnys. I have read your post and I can sympathise with your urges of trans-web physical contact, manifestated in extreme violence. For the last few years now I have been working on a secret project, deep inside a secret lair. Every week, a fresh convoy of trucks delivered to me my most important ingredient. Knives. I emerged from my desert cavern earlier this year, and although blinded by the piercing daylight rays, I was triumphant. My work had been done. Have you heard of "Smell-O-Vision"? Neither have I. I realise now that it probably doesnt actually exist. However, spurned on by this, I am proud to release to the world, "Stab-in-the-face-Vision"! Those aggravatingly, pant-wettingly trouser-watering, runty, runty runts, wont know whats them! A bloody great knife or seven right in their measly fucking excuse for a face! All you have to to is press a button and at the other end is blood-spattered heap of tissue and nerve endings and a flatmate looking particularly chuffed with his new set off steak knives! I have searched high and low for the right person to carry out the first trial. Most people are ponsy people who think they can unleash a fresh of slice of crunch, but when it comes to the crunch, they are merely bourbons in the shape of pink slippers. This is why I have chosen you, "Oh Captain, my Captain!". Would you accept my offer? Quote
Vortex Posted February 19, 2006 Posted February 19, 2006 now hes talking to himself eh? If you really want to be stabbed in the face i have something to jam in there.... Quote -I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!! -The Liver is evil and must be punished! -The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?!
ImWithStupid Posted February 19, 2006 Posted February 19, 2006 now hes talking to himself eh? If you really want to be stabbed in the face i have something to jam in there.... I've got the strong suspicion that "Crazy" and "Captain" are either one in the same, or possibly know each other. (Spent time together at a comic book convention or something). I could be wrong. (Probably not though) Quote
Crazy Taff McViolent Posted February 19, 2006 Posted February 19, 2006 For the record, no we're not, and no I dont. Never heard of the bloke. He just seemed quite funny so I gave him a slice of crunch, sprinkled liberally with a healthy portion of shiny beef nuggetry. Quote
hugo Posted February 19, 2006 Posted February 19, 2006 Get two guys of comparable skill and sobriety...bet on the big guy. My experience is the drunkest guy usually loses. Quote The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison
Crazy Taff McViolent Posted February 19, 2006 Posted February 19, 2006 OK. Who's the big guy, and who's the drunk guy between myself and the captain? and more importantly, who's gonna get stabbed in the face first? This one goes out to the Cap'n. Do you know where I can get hold of a good golf ball? Have you come across any good golf balls lately? I really need golf ball. Do you have any on your boat? Is your boat like that one out of Jason and the Astronauts, except where they had loads of men rowing either side, you have hordes of golf balls being whipped by your hooded minions, as you command the vessel? Can you answer me a question thats been troubling me? Do golf balls really have rubber bands in them? Do you have rubber bands in you? Was it an accident at the genetically modified golf ball laboratory? Is that why you are Lord of the Golf Balls? Personally, I own a Passat. Quote
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted February 19, 2006 Posted February 19, 2006 Two words ATTENTION SEEKERS. Quote All bullshit, No Business.
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