italiano_Pride Posted February 19, 2006 Posted February 19, 2006 Hilton to play Mother Theresa If God dosen't summon the appocolypse now, there is truly no God. Quote
builder Posted February 19, 2006 Posted February 19, 2006 Hilton to play Mother Theresa If God dosen't summon the appocolypse now, there is truly no God. The producer knows she gives good head. He's seen her movie. Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
jokersarewild Posted February 19, 2006 Posted February 19, 2006 I think IP is right. There is no God if Paris and the directors don't die horrible, painful deaths. And that had to be the most boring movie I have ever seen. Quote RoyalOrleans is my real dad!
builder Posted February 19, 2006 Posted February 19, 2006 She still gives good head. Something you are never likely to experience, JAW. Unless you are giving it. Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
italiano_Pride Posted February 19, 2006 Author Posted February 19, 2006 The only good movie that bitch ever made was her sex tape. I could watch that one over and over again. Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted February 19, 2006 Posted February 19, 2006 Paris Hilton, and her skinny cocaine snorting ilk, is exactly what is wrong with pop culture. Not that pop culture had much going for it anyways. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
italiano_Pride Posted February 20, 2006 Author Posted February 20, 2006 No, actually what's wrong with society and the pop culture is people whining and not doing anything about it. Quote
The Feotus Posted February 20, 2006 Posted February 20, 2006 You have to be fuckin' joking. Right fair does, anyone that's not into cock would slip Paris a length, but I would still scud her with a spade afterwords. But this just riles me more than anything she could possibly do or say. Not that I'm a christian or anything, but this fuckin slut, this utter, wanton whoor, playing a fuckin' nun? And not in a porn film? To much man. Quote
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted February 20, 2006 Posted February 20, 2006 Screw this ANYTHING to do with paris hilton is infuriating. WE'VE HEARD AND SEEN ENOUGH ABOUT PARIS FUCKING HILTON TO LAST A FUCKING LIFE TIME. WHY DO YOU ALL HAVE TO CAST HER IN A MOVIE? DON'T YOU GET IT? WE'RE SICK OF THIS ATTENTION WHORE. DON'T FUCKING GIVE HER ANYMORE FUCKING EXPOSURE. Quote All bullshit, No Business.
Hugh G. Rekshun Posted February 21, 2006 Posted February 21, 2006 The producer knows she gives good head. He's seen her movie. But obviously you have not That skinny little twat could'nt suck the morning dew off of a periwinkle! Quote "May you sit naked in Hell for all eternity with your tender rectum resting squarely upon the sharp end of a red hot barbed stalagmite, all the while you are tormented forever by hideous demons who force you to listen to endless Barry Manilow and Elton John duets of Ashlee Simpson's greatest hits, let this fate befall all those who so much as plagiarize one single word from my work"
phreakwars Posted February 21, 2006 Posted February 21, 2006 She can't fuck either. Just fucking lays there. . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
RoyalOrleans Posted February 21, 2006 Posted February 21, 2006 I'd break that bitch in two. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
tizz Posted February 21, 2006 Posted February 21, 2006 Hilton to play Mother Theresa If God dosen't summon the appocolypse now, there is truly no God. that is just SICK!!!!!!!! Quote "An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague "No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du "An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi "If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester
The Feotus Posted February 21, 2006 Posted February 21, 2006 I'd break that bitch in two. Wouldn't be difficult. I don't imagine seman has to much calcium in it so her bones would be quite brittle. Quote
italiano_Pride Posted February 21, 2006 Author Posted February 21, 2006 Shit, i'd throw her around like a rag doll, just give me a bag to put over her head and a ball gag to shut her the fuck up. Quote
Quarky1.0 Posted February 23, 2006 Posted February 23, 2006 Hilton to play Mother Theresa If God dosen't summon the appocolypse now, there is truly no God. WTF Paris (fuck me I'm a whore) hilton to play mother theresa, this has to be one of the biggest bash me on the head ideas I have heard of in my life time Quote
builder Posted February 23, 2006 Posted February 23, 2006 But obviously you have not That skinny little twat could'nt suck the morning dew off of a periwinkle! Oh, but I'd give her at least an hour to try and improve on her past performance, and so would you, Hughby. Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
Gallytuck Posted March 12, 2006 Posted March 12, 2006 Hilton to play Mother Theresa If God dosen't summon the appocolypse now, there is truly no God. Well, there's no apocalypse so do the math. Quote
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