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I can retract you if you wish.:)
"May you sit naked in Hell for all eternity with your tender rectum resting squarely upon the sharp end of a red hot barbed stalagmite, all the while you are tormented forever by hideous demons who force you to listen to endless Barry Manilow and Elton John duets of Ashlee Simpson's greatest hits, let this fate befall all those who so much as plagiarize one single word from my work"
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Muslims need not our help with their own demise. God will sort them out in due course.
"May you sit naked in Hell for all eternity with your tender rectum resting squarely upon the sharp end of a red hot barbed stalagmite, all the while you are tormented forever by hideous demons who force you to listen to endless Barry Manilow and Elton John duets of Ashlee Simpson's greatest hits, let this fate befall all those who so much as plagiarize one single word from my work"
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Muslims need not our help with their own demise. God will sort them out in due course.

 

 

That's one of the most sensible things i have hear here so far. I myself do not believe in god but if what they say is true, they will be in for a hell of a bad time when they do finally meet Allah in the next life.

 

50 virgins my arse :p

Don't mind me. I am a fucking halfwit without a dick.
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Fuck it.

 

I can't really be arsed with any of this shit so will someone just retract all my posts or something.

 

Builder you won...........i think. Anyway i'm off for a quick spliff.

 

That's not a bad idea, actually.

 

Oh, and there is no "winners" here. Just usurpers and underlings. The handles change regularly. ;)

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

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How many Brits does it take to screw in a light bulb?

 

I dunno...maybe two. One to figure out what it does and the other to figure out where it goes.....kinda like a tallywhacker :)

"May you sit naked in Hell for all eternity with your tender rectum resting squarely upon the sharp end of a red hot barbed stalagmite, all the while you are tormented forever by hideous demons who force you to listen to endless Barry Manilow and Elton John duets of Ashlee Simpson's greatest hits, let this fate befall all those who so much as plagiarize one single word from my work"
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I kicked your mom in the jaw and I still have mine...so what's up with that?
"May you sit naked in Hell for all eternity with your tender rectum resting squarely upon the sharp end of a red hot barbed stalagmite, all the while you are tormented forever by hideous demons who force you to listen to endless Barry Manilow and Elton John duets of Ashlee Simpson's greatest hits, let this fate befall all those who so much as plagiarize one single word from my work"
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must not have been my mum because she doesn't like loser americans.

 

Must have been yours mate.

I am also a dickless halfwit from the land of blunder!
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Oh your back.

 

Better get you an extra special pink cigar eh for that two bucks you need for a small tab of crystal meth.

I am also a dickless halfwit from the land of blunder!
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Lol NazzNegg, you must be the resident tortured emo.

 

"I am so dark and mysterious, Every piece of personal information i choose to let you see is full of death and morbid stuff! Souls! Die! GRRRR, i am so hard, i would never talk to you this way in real life caus I, NazzNegg am just a big fuckin blow-hard pussy who like to sit up all night trying to suck my own needle dick GRRR Death! Pain! Darkness shall rule the world....."

 

whats up Neggy? Cant think of a suitable argument so you blubber your way through a thread telling everyone to suck cock? :D

Now just get back to sucking cock with your ass

How the fuck does someone suck cock with their ass then Neggy? Is it something you know a lot about?

Don't mind me. I am a fucking halfwit without a dick.
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New names to add to the list:

 

Britain_FTW

 

and

 

OTC

 

Britain Fat Toothless Wanker

 

and Oversized Toothless Cocksucker

 

 

Kinda like one in the same, don't ya think?

"May you sit naked in Hell for all eternity with your tender rectum resting squarely upon the sharp end of a red hot barbed stalagmite, all the while you are tormented forever by hideous demons who force you to listen to endless Barry Manilow and Elton John duets of Ashlee Simpson's greatest hits, let this fate befall all those who so much as plagiarize one single word from my work"
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New names to add to the list:

 

Britain_FTW

 

and

 

OTC

 

Britain Fat Toothless Wanker

 

and Oversized Toothless Cocksucker

 

 

Kinda like one in the same, don't ya think?

 

 

Wow and your last name looks like i could change it to rectum.

 

Teehee lets make more mindless drool.

I am also a dickless halfwit from the land of blunder!
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Change it to whatever you wish. Mr. Wanker :)
"May you sit naked in Hell for all eternity with your tender rectum resting squarely upon the sharp end of a red hot barbed stalagmite, all the while you are tormented forever by hideous demons who force you to listen to endless Barry Manilow and Elton John duets of Ashlee Simpson's greatest hits, let this fate befall all those who so much as plagiarize one single word from my work"
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Well OTC i think its blindingly apparent that these half wits cannot argue their way out of a paper bag. I usually hate debates caus I am so crap but i feel like king of the hill here! I mean for starters:

 

The mods modify posts to make people look dumb

 

The emos simply insult everyone

Don't mind me. I am a fucking halfwit without a dick.
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The mods modify posts to make people look dumb

 

You need not our help to aid in your outward appearance

"May you sit naked in Hell for all eternity with your tender rectum resting squarely upon the sharp end of a red hot barbed stalagmite, all the while you are tormented forever by hideous demons who force you to listen to endless Barry Manilow and Elton John duets of Ashlee Simpson's greatest hits, let this fate befall all those who so much as plagiarize one single word from my work"
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fine, stop modding my posts then :D

You mean. LIKE THIS, FUCKWIT ??

 

I knew it.

 

You are a cheap shot master.

I am also a dickless halfwit from the land of blunder!

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