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Fucking Poms.
"May you sit naked in Hell for all eternity with your tender rectum resting squarely upon the sharp end of a red hot barbed stalagmite, all the while you are tormented forever by hideous demons who force you to listen to endless Barry Manilow and Elton John duets of Ashlee Simpson's greatest hits, let this fate befall all those who so much as plagiarize one single word from my work"
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Churchill swallowed too many cigars just like the queen mum swallowed him:)
"May you sit naked in Hell for all eternity with your tender rectum resting squarely upon the sharp end of a red hot barbed stalagmite, all the while you are tormented forever by hideous demons who force you to listen to endless Barry Manilow and Elton John duets of Ashlee Simpson's greatest hits, let this fate befall all those who so much as plagiarize one single word from my work"
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Lol, let him have his fun. I suppose when we are fat 13 year old Brits it's all you have.

.

 

except twinkies.

I am also a dickless halfwit from the land of blunder!
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Churchill swallowed too many cigars just like the queen mum swallowed him:)

 

 

Doesnt bother me mate, I love the UK, didnt say i cared abuot the royal sponge bags.

Don't mind me. I am a fucking halfwit without a dick.
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Doesnt bother me mate, I love the UK, didnt say i cared abuot the royal sponge bags.

 

 

Well they do practically just fritter our taxes away on gin so who would care.

I am also a dickless halfwit from the land of blunder!
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yes be afraid bitch

 

Now that doesn't sound very nice, is our style rubbing off on you???

 

I think someone posted the GF address near a bunch of council houses...

Like maybe Tex or Feotus...

 

Builder, I much prefer your people from Down Under.

I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
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is our style rubbing off on you???

 

It took me a while before i saw you were being serious there.

I am also a dickless halfwit from the land of blunder!
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It took me a while before i saw you were being serious there.

Typical Brit. A little slow outta the hole but dives in (headlong) arsehole deep in the sewer!

"May you sit naked in Hell for all eternity with your tender rectum resting squarely upon the sharp end of a red hot barbed stalagmite, all the while you are tormented forever by hideous demons who force you to listen to endless Barry Manilow and Elton John duets of Ashlee Simpson's greatest hits, let this fate befall all those who so much as plagiarize one single word from my work"
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I kicked your mom in the jaw and I still have mine...so what's up with that?

 

You should've kicked his sister in the jaw...then he would've been neutered. :)

 

must not have been my mum because she doesn't like loser americans.

 

Must have been yours mate.

 

1.) Most Americans are NOT losers

2.) Idiot brits that call Americans losers are generally in-bred eurotrash ball-juggling pig fuckers.

 

Any questions?

I'm not having a tantrum...I'm not...I'm not...I'm not...I'm going to sue your ass...whawwwwwwww.

 

Iran's useless government will disarm or be destroyed. As a matter of personal preference; I prefer the latter.

 

FUCK IRAN, FUCK TERRORISTS, AND FUCK ALL THOSE WHO SUPPORT THEM!!!

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Damn, TH, why don't you say what you really think!:eek:
"May you sit naked in Hell for all eternity with your tender rectum resting squarely upon the sharp end of a red hot barbed stalagmite, all the while you are tormented forever by hideous demons who force you to listen to endless Barry Manilow and Elton John duets of Ashlee Simpson's greatest hits, let this fate befall all those who so much as plagiarize one single word from my work"
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1.) Most Americans are NOT losers

 

Yeah, you're not true losers, after all, it's the taking part that counts.

 

2.) Idiot brits that call Americans losers are generally in-bred eurotrash ball-juggling pig fuckers.

 

Any questions?

 

Did you actually think about what you were typing or did you just allow yourself to skitter shite<----whatever the fuck that means... out of your fingers as usual?

I am a wanker
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Yeah, you're not true losers, after all, it's the taking part that counts.

 

 

 

Did you actually think about what you were typing or did you just allow yourself to skitter shite out of your fingers as usual?

 

 

Wullie it really is useless.

 

Just kick back and chill out then enjoy the show, dog. I know I am loving it here in the Limey penalty box myself. P.S., say hello to your mum for me won't you?

XOXOXO :)

I am also a dickless halfwit from the land of blunder!
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Did you actually think about what you were typing or did you just allow yourself to skitter shite<----whatever the fuck that means... out of your fingers as usual?

 

lol, okay just for you, ya poor wee man:

 

Skitters: A runny shit, diarrhea

I am a wanker
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aww, just noticed you've decided to name me down as an Idiot, which really annoyed me... honestly now :rolleyes:

 

Anyone care to let me know why I'm an idiot, I mean, I know you ain't gonna call me that just because I happen to disagree and I like a wee bit of banter. No, surely not, that kind of attitude could only come from a forum where the moderators edit your posts.

 

Ahh. And you said you weren't losers? Excuse me while I wet myself laughing.

I am a wanker
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Wullie, being placed in the idiot box is par for the course for new members here.

 

I did two stints in the idot box myself.

 

I think part of it is, to test your resolve to be here, and to encourage you to answer the posts of others, rather than create new threads.

 

The only real difference is, you can't start threads, you can't answer threads you created, and you can't use the shoutbox.

 

No big deal really.

 

Welcome aboard. ;)

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

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ah, I suppose then. Was only curious to what I done that deserved the rank of idiot... for being the 'best damn debate forum' I just thought it was a bit Irish to edit peoples posts and Crown them idiots for no reason, kinda cuts the rug under the whole debate thing, don't you think?
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ah, I suppose then. Was only curious to what I done that deserved the rank of idiot... for being the 'best damn debate forum' I just thought it was a bit Irish to edit peoples posts and Crown them idiots for no reason, kinda cuts the rug under the whole debate thing, don't you think?

 

 

Like I said, I copped the same. Like any community forum, new members are under a cloud of suspicion. If a mod is modifying your posts, do the same back. Just quote what they said, and change it back, or have fun with it.

 

The only way to get cred here, is to stand your ground, and take no prisoners.

 

Hope that helps. And BTW, I have no idea who put you in the box, but you won't be there long.

 

Hang in there, you sound like you have what it takes. ;)

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

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Oh, and BTW Wullie, you can knock off the phoney Irish brogue...us mods know who you really are :)
"May you sit naked in Hell for all eternity with your tender rectum resting squarely upon the sharp end of a red hot barbed stalagmite, all the while you are tormented forever by hideous demons who force you to listen to endless Barry Manilow and Elton John duets of Ashlee Simpson's greatest hits, let this fate befall all those who so much as plagiarize one single word from my work"
Posted
Phoney Irish brogue? lol, okay. To be honest though, I'm pretty sure I was speaking in my own tongue, which happens to be Scots, not that I need to tell you that dude, apparently you know all about me ;)
I am a wanker
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Either way you are pegged. Oh, enjoy your stay in the box and when you get out prepare yourself for some enlightenment as we will welcome your contributions...MRIH will be especially fond of you if you keep up with the "Muslim" posts ;)
"May you sit naked in Hell for all eternity with your tender rectum resting squarely upon the sharp end of a red hot barbed stalagmite, all the while you are tormented forever by hideous demons who force you to listen to endless Barry Manilow and Elton John duets of Ashlee Simpson's greatest hits, let this fate befall all those who so much as plagiarize one single word from my work"
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Either way you are pegged.

 

Can't peg me, I'm the Gingerbread man.

Oh, enjoy your stay in the box and when you get out prepare yourself for some enlightenment as we will welcome your contributions...MRIH will be especially fond of you if you keep up with the "Muslim" posts ;)

 

lol, and I'm sure he will. Don't worry likes, the idiot box is probably the best place for me, I tend to go off on one quite a bit.

I am a wanker

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