RoyalOrleans Posted March 8, 2006 Posted March 8, 2006 What is a "bitch slap"? Get in your car, drive to Atlanta, take a left onto I-85 North, and find the exit for Flowery Branch (#111). Meet me at the Publix at Spout Springs Crossing and I will show you what a bitch slap is. I'll be waiting, but I warn you, it ain't gonna be pretty. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Chi Posted March 8, 2006 Posted March 8, 2006 Hey, I LOVE SpongeBob! He is just so cute and innocent-lol. Quote
Lethalfind Posted March 8, 2006 Posted March 8, 2006 I watch Spongebob from time to time with my daughter AND we have a video game of him for the Game Cube, I really like that. You get to drive a crabby patty like its a car through an obstacle course for part of the game. I seriously doubt that Spongebob will be the downfall of our children. Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
Chi Posted March 9, 2006 Posted March 9, 2006 I watch Spongebob from time to time with my daughter AND we have a video game of him for the Game Cube, I really like that. You get to drive a crabby patty like its a car through an obstacle course for part of the game. I seriously doubt that Spongebob will be the downfall of our children. Yeah, I've played one of the SpongeBob games, I think it was for Playstation2-LOVED it!=) Quote
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted March 9, 2006 Posted March 9, 2006 I watch Spongebob from time to time with my daughter AND we have a video game of him for the Game Cube, I really like that. You get to drive a crabby patty like its a car through an obstacle course for part of the game. I seriously doubt that Spongebob will be the downfall of our children. I don't think any cartoon thats intended solely for potheads and kids will be the downfall of our children. Quote All bullshit, No Business.
jokersarewild Posted March 9, 2006 Posted March 9, 2006 But wait! Spongebob is gay!(according to the mass media) He will not only be the downfall of children, but civilization itself will crumble under the yellow homosexuality! Quote RoyalOrleans is my real dad!
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted March 9, 2006 Posted March 9, 2006 But wait! Spongebob is gay!(according to the mass media) He will not only be the downfall of children, but civilization itself will crumble under the yellow homosexuality! Yep this is so true... cartoons emit magical subliminal mesages that can warp minds and twist a person's sexuality. Especially spongebob. The typical episode contains so many acts of sodomy, multi man bukake parties and other gratutious acts of homoerotica. And not to mention the average 5 year old who watches the show regularly will know if something is gay or not. They must. After all the media said so. If you watch spongebob, an army of society-destroying homosexuals will march all over the world, and well destroy society because that's what homosexuals do. Quote All bullshit, No Business.
tizz Posted March 9, 2006 Posted March 9, 2006 Songebob is a fracking KID!!! Quote "An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague "No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du "An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi "If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester
jokersarewild Posted March 9, 2006 Posted March 9, 2006 A kid working at a dead end job... Quote RoyalOrleans is my real dad!
tizz Posted March 9, 2006 Posted March 9, 2006 So he won't get much laid either way anyway!!! he also eats at goofy goobers ice cream palace and gets the kid's meal Quote "An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague "No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du "An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi "If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted March 10, 2006 Posted March 10, 2006 So he won't get much laid either way anyway!!! he also eats at goofy goobers ice cream palace and gets the kid's meal Sammy the Squirrel seems to want his sponge-hood (assuming he has such a thing. Sponges don't usually have much for genetalia) quite badly... Quote All bullshit, No Business.
tizz Posted March 10, 2006 Posted March 10, 2006 that would be "Sandy Cheeks" Quote "An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague "No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du "An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi "If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester
slip_knot Posted March 14, 2006 Posted March 14, 2006 I still don't know what a "bitch slap" is. And while you're at it, what does "hitting on someone" mean? These curious americanisms have not as yet made it to the uk . Quote
Lethalfind Posted March 15, 2006 Posted March 15, 2006 I still don't know what a "bitch slap" is. And while you're at it, what does "hitting on someone" mean? These curious americanisms have not as yet made it to the uk . Hitting on someone is like what I think you in the UK say trying to pull, or trying to pick someone up. Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
OTC Posted March 15, 2006 Posted March 15, 2006 Ha. All you crazy young things with your strange sayings. Mind you one of my friends does ask girls if they want to help syphon the python. 1 Quote I am also a dickless halfwit from the land of blunder!
WullieTheRed Posted March 15, 2006 Posted March 15, 2006 I still don't know what a "bitch slap" is. And while you're at it, what does "hitting on someone" mean? These curious americanisms have not as yet made it to the uk . They haven't? Why the hell have I been using them for the past 10 years? You sure you know how to open yer front door man? Quote I am a wanker
slip_knot Posted March 15, 2006 Posted March 15, 2006 so come on then, what is a bitch slap? What does it mean? Quote
WullieTheRed Posted March 15, 2006 Posted March 15, 2006 It's a slap you give to your bitch. Funnily enough. Telling someone you wanna bitch slap them is just another way of saying: You're my bitch, and I'm gonna slap you. Come on man, it's not hard. Quote I am a wanker
Evil_Monkey_Inc Posted March 18, 2006 Posted March 18, 2006 Hell yeah, fuck spongebob in his dick scarred ass. Which is why i prefer ren and stimpy, and family guy (all on dvd) i can watch them bitches whenever i want without having to wory about spongebob takin a lil trip to the back of patrick's rock and "gettin to know eachother a lil better" As for the older cartoons (Hannah-Barbara) i like them fuckers, they made so many references to pot it's unreal. Take Scooby-Doo for example, why is it that scooby and shaggy have the munchies constantly?? And why do you suppose the theme song goes a lil like this "Scooby-DOOBIE doo, where are you??" That cartoon crossed the line in so many ways i'm actually shocked they are makin movies/cartoons still. God-damnit i love this shit. 1 Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted March 19, 2006 Posted March 19, 2006 so come on then, what is a bitch slap? What does it mean? It's a back hand slap. A pimp slap is with the reverse with the emphasis on the rotation of the elbow and wrist... in a sweeping down motion. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
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